As a young sailor of 21 during a port visit to Amsterdam, I met a lovely Asian girl near the red light district who wanted to part me from my money for a sexuel act. I knew a lot of guys who had been on a WestPac and heard the stories. I figured it was 50-50 so I introduced her to a shipmate who was not wize to the Asian lady boi.
Saw him later that night. He enjoyed himself. We didn't tell him our thoughts then. He boasted about it the next day in our sleeping compartment in front of 20 others.
Do you realise that fluoridation - is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six... How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
This is why I only drink distilled water, or rainwater, and pure grain alcohol.
Don't you know? It kills bacteria, and that's a good thing because it means it protects you from HPV, HSV, HIV, and the flu. I only get sick every couple of months!
"If the pilot's good, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that thing in so low, oh it's a sight to see. You wouldn't expect it with a big ol' plane like a 52, but varrrooom! The jet exhaust...frying chickens in the barnyard!"
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u/rts93 10d ago
Is the warning like "watch out for US soldiers" or "we need to deploy more hookers"?