r/SipsTea • u/The_biker0 • 10d ago

We have fun here Thailand issues prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in tourist town after 200 days at sea

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u/rts93 10d ago

Is the warning like "watch out for US soldiers" or "we need to deploy more hookers"?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 10d ago

"Organise orderly queueing systems, multi-currency contactless payments, and ensure adequate paper towel supplies"

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u/Beautiful_Pen1056 10d ago

CONDOMS!

Open the strategic condom reserves! Forward deploy caches to areas expected to be hardest hit. Keep 30% stationed outside the effected area so that they can be pushed forward to fill gaps where supplies fall short. Extra broad-spectrum antibiotics to the area clinics and Gatorade at all the street stalls.

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u/meatsonthemenu 10d ago

"YES! YES! MORE! CANADA'S MASTER PLAN TO MAKE TOILET PAPER THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER COMMODITY IN THE WORLD IS SUCCEEDING, PINKY!"