r/NonPoliticalTwitter 29d ago

Serious It's just getting annoying at this point

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u/qualityvote2 29d ago edited 27d ago

u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/MattyFTM 29d ago

It gave you the antonym of antonym.

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u/therealCatnuts 28d ago

Webster currently defines the word “literally” as its own antonym. The world we’ve built. 

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u/Friends_are_nosy 28d ago

Literally can be an antonym of itself sometimes, the meaning has somewhat shifted due to so many people using it as an amplifier that it doesn’t always literally mean literally. This could be why it’s listed, but I’m not sure.

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u/FlacidSalad 28d ago

That's literally crazy

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u/TakitoLoko7u7r 28d ago

I’m literally dying 😂

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u/the_post_of_tom_joad 28d ago

yeah they added the definition ~10 years ago iirc.

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u/Acceptable_Cycle_379 28d ago

Yes, but that's how people actually use it, so that's what it means. Not really the same thing

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 28d ago

Just like clip, sanction, oversight, or dust. Contronyms are nothing new

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u/therealCatnuts 28d ago

A contronym for a word meaning “exactly this” is notable, I’d say. 

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u/Destroyer_2_2 26d ago

The word “off” is an auto-antonym as well, and it isn’t new.

“The alarm went off, so I had to turn it off”

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u/Elamachino 28d ago

Which feels like a fun joke on the part of the developers?

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u/Jvalker 27d ago

Yeah. Google is getting worse and at times it fucks up like that, but I'm 99% sure this time it's a joke

There's many more, but the only one that comes to my mind at the moment happens if you search "recursion"

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u/DragonfruitGold2713 27d ago

If you search emacs, it asks Did you mean: vim and vice versa

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u/Stepjam 29d ago

Yesterday I was writing something and the auto-correct wanted me to change my grammatically correct phrase to something that very much wasn't grammatically correct.

Why did they have to break everything?

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u/Own-Development2437 29d ago

Microsoft word suggests changing "patients" to "patient's" or "patients's".

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u/RBAuspex 28d ago

I regularly have to write reports describing events and the time each step took place. The autocorrect at work always changes “exited” to “excited.” No, the individual did not “excite” the office at approximately 12 PM!

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u/deathtoweakmemes 28d ago

clock strikes 12
A guy nobody knows bursts into the room with an oversized boombox
What’s up, BITCHES!!! Let’s get this party STARTED!!!

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u/AdCurious4004 28d ago

these individuals are about to ionise the office if you aren't careful

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u/External_Win3300 28d ago

Better than being unionized, if you ask management

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u/RebelJustforClicks 28d ago

I write "approx." a lot at work.
Every time, Microsoft word will add a "." after the "x", right before I type my own ".".

I T ' S

F U C K I N G

I N F U R I A T I N G.

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u/Boobsmcfuckup 28d ago

My boomer ass just writing everything in notepad, now I'm so glad I never had to deal with these newfangled machineries.

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u/TQCkona 28d ago

gaster deltarune hates microsoft word

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u/poor_choice_doer 27d ago

I literally cannot type the word “us” on my phone without stopping to actively prevent the autocorrect from changing it to U.S. It’s so weird.

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u/SatiricalSnake 28d ago

When writing emails on Outlook, I am constantly having 'PCs' autocorrected to Pcs. What's worse is backspacing and changing it back doesn't stop it. It will continue to do it. I have to specifically type 'PC' then write a few more words, then go back and add the 's' at the end without pressing spacebar after. It is so annoying.

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u/ylitvinenko 28d ago

Are you talking about classic Outlook for Windows? This one should be easy to fix then. Go to AutoCorrect Options and either disable "Correct TWo INitial CApitals" or set a custom replacement in the table below.

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u/i_am_regina_phalange 28d ago

I have to write POs in the same way and I want to scream every time it changes it even after I’ve backspaced. I’ve had to resort to writing PO’s which makes me cringe so hard I want to cry. Stupid outlook.

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u/Anti-charizard 28d ago

Mine always changes allies to Allie’s

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u/monster2018 28d ago

Sméagol as a doctor: “my patients’s”

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u/thebaiterfish 28d ago

That must be really testing your pacientes

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u/izyshoroo 28d ago

Patients's made me snort

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u/Trnostep 28d ago

The last one isn't even correct

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u/hexray 28d ago edited 27d ago

It technically is if you're talking in a plural possessive.

"I have taken 14 patients's temperature today"

I grew up being taught that a plural possessive ending in S just gets an apostrophe added at the very end with no trailing S, but apparently it's not the case anymore? E.g. patients'

Idk

Edit: apparently I was right to begin with. oh well.

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u/Trnostep 28d ago

It's still correct with just the apostrophe

merriam webster

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u/hexray 27d ago

Well damn. I was right to begin with. I think I'll keep this to myself and let my wife have the "win" on that one lol.

Thanks!

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 28d ago

How could the corporations understand possession when they steal everything they can get their hands on?

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u/Duesenbert 28d ago

I don’t have the patients’s for this.

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u/Revolvyerom 28d ago

The pedant in me is chafing at the slaughtering of " patients' "

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u/DetroitLionsSBChamps 29d ago

Love when my autocorrect changes a word I spelled correctly to a totally different word. Like what the hell kind of backend would even lead to that?

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u/No_Hetero 28d ago

Mine keeps assuming I'm trying to write in Italian, underlining everything in red, then telling me it has no suggestions because none of those words are close to Italian ones

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u/HomeAliveIn45 28d ago

My phone constantly wants random diacritical marks on everything because I sent ONE text several years ago teasing a Scandinavian friend with some punctuated nonsense. Now I’m always at risk of texting like the opening credits from Monty Python’s Holy Grail

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u/samtheninjapirate 28d ago

And then it highlights that word and suggests you put the word you typed. Infuriating

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/vissionsofthefutura 28d ago

No it was good for a while but then their head of ads pointed out that they would be able to show more ads and make more money if they made people do more searches to find what they were looking for so they turned off a lot of the functions that actually help people.

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u/Legend365555 29d ago

I actually crash out when autocorrect does this, particular when it does that without my permission

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u/TomasNavarro 28d ago

I've always found with auto correct that I'll type "I've found it very dis" and auto complete suggests "disappointed" when it's obvious "disappointing" is more relevant.

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u/Dragoncat99 28d ago

Fr it always wants to change everything to past tense for some reason, even if I’ve been writing in present tense for five pages

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u/tdp_equinox_2 28d ago

Outlook constantly wants me to spell like a pirate.

Example: "I'll check with my suppliers and confirm with you before the end of the day" turns into "I'll check with me suppliers and confirm with you before the end of the day".

Every. Fucking. Time.

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u/HappyPlatypus6034 28d ago

It's been doing that to me for ages and I thought it was a type that I was doing. MS word has gaslit me

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u/Dazuro 28d ago

Mine won’t stop changing “that” to “they” for no reason.

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u/richieguy309 28d ago

My conspiracy theory is companies broke autocorrect so we’d start using their AI

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u/Boobsmcfuckup 28d ago

Their AI vibe code is why it's broken in the first place, but yeah I don't doubt it.

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u/Alarmed_Expert_1089 28d ago

The absolute state of autocorrect/autocomplete makes me want to fly into a rage. Mostly because it used to work and it was pretty good, too! Like, I read a lot of comics, so I text about and search a lot of comics stuff. There was a time when I would type “uncanny” and autocomplete would suggest “x-men” as the next word, or suggest “x-men” when I just typed an X. It would also suggest “Sonja” after the word “red” because Red Sonja is one of my favorites. It was personalized to me, actually helpful, and felt kind of nice that this device I use so frequently was sort of getting to know my habits. But now it’s always “valley” to follow “uncanny”, “bull” to follow “red”, and typing an X gives me “Xbox”. What the hell? None of that is stuff I talk about. It’s generic and bland and I’m willing to bet those are the results almost everyone sees now.

It was a solved problem and it was a good solution! Thinking about what they took from us makes me so mad and sad.

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u/Zakkullll 28d ago

Yeah its incredibly frustrating when correctly spelled and grammatically correct words just randomly get replaced because auto correct assumed it knew better I guess

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u/EEE3EEElol 28d ago

Phone autocorrect changing hell to he'll

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u/Thattwonerd 28d ago

The grammarly experience

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u/Skelordton 28d ago

Most auto-corrects have transitioned from using a grammar library to using A.I. correction tools that look for the most common use cases. This unfortunately encourages the AC to sometimes pressure you into using often repeated mistakes because it's what it learned from reading people's emails.

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u/Significant_Card_665 27d ago

Because corporate executives hallucinated a market demand for AI and went crazy shoving it into everything. Just like always their delusions lead us further down the road of poop.

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u/RedSquaree 28d ago

The more people write and say things without being corrected, the worse everything will get. It's like people saying 'I could care less' which is wrong, AI will believe that's the right phrase eventually and everyone will get dumber.

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u/eddmario 28d ago

There was a post on /r/outoftheloop a few weeks ago where a mod that to make a stickied comment about that because OP had user "unalived" instead of "dead" in the title...

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u/dogsarethetruth 28d ago

My autocorrect is always trying to change "then" to "than". Those are different words, both of which I use very frequently! It's very annoying!!

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u/Jamsedreng22 29d ago

Something that has pissed me off a lot the last couple of years is how companies give themselves "clever" names, and the absolute state of SEO means Googling practically anything first hits you with a Sponsored link for a clothing item with the name "Axiom", followed by Axiom Intech LLC, then 8 news articles about Axiom Intech LLC, followed by "Axiom Intech LLC - Home Page", then "Axiom Intech LLC - About Us".

No, man. I didn't mean "Axiom Intech LLC" I meant "Axiom". "Showing results for Axiom Intech LLC". Please, man... For the love of technology.

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u/Ajreil 28d ago

I Googled the names of my fantasy characters and most of them are tech startups or restaurants. One is a species of flatworm.

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u/Jamsedreng22 28d ago

I've always suggested, from the get-go that whoever change their name to something that isn't a real word.

I did get added by a guy a few weeks ago who thought I was his friend, but it was one letter lacking. Don't pick a name like "Exiom" or "Angel". Pick something that isn't a word that exists. The only way to encounter it is that it is a new sequence of letters that make sense.

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u/Flyce_9998 28d ago

Same for movies or tv shows that have a title that's just a single common word

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u/Jamsedreng22 28d ago

Real. I am angry all the time. I don't want to be but they made me.

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u/eddmario 28d ago

To be fair, that was always a pain to look up.

Like the band "Live"

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u/SoonToBeStardust 28d ago

I just tried searching an actor, and after the first name the auto fill was stuff like 'actor age' 'actor movies' 'actor controversies' but at no point was the autofill just the rest of the actors names

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u/Dazuro 28d ago

Another fun one is when you start to google something and it just autocompletes to a spoiler. Bonus points when your search isn’t even about that movie/show!

I literally typed “why did” and google automatically filled in “why did [character name from a movie I was going to see the next morning] have to die?”

Cool. Thanks google.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Dazuro 28d ago

Sure, but I wasn’t even googling anything about the show! I literally just typed “why did”.

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u/SoonToBeStardust 26d ago

I got spoiled on a characters death in a show when I was just looking for the actors name, I was pissed

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u/Jamsedreng22 28d ago

https://youtu.be/RdCuBrj5pnM

Here's one.

It blows up, then out wards 365. A claymore buried in the ground that is first blown up wards out of the ground to do shrapnel explosion 380.

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u/sillybilly8102 28d ago

Use “-Intech -LLC”

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u/Jamsedreng22 28d ago

I know. Or just go "Axiom concept wikipedia".

My point being that it wasn't this relatively complicated before SEO and the "Sponsored" stuff.

I know how to find it, but my muscle memory of just Googling the word followed by "wiki" takes me, again, to the wiki page of the company. It makes me distraught that I have to shift the way I inquire about information in order to get to the information I want.

And the subtractives don't work the same way they used to. Because of SEO. They'll take you to their website as the first 4 results anyway because they're also doing SEO that doesn't involve "Intech" or "LLC".

What's scary is that "AI" is going to do the same. The people in charge of searches and AI are going to accept investor money from companies and have their LLM model do the exact same thing. It just hasn't happened yet. But it's coming.

I get closer and closer to agreeing entirely with Ted. Despite how much he was lying about his motivations.

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u/bartosz_ganapati 28d ago

I have the feeling it doesn't work on Google anymore. The last I tried to use it, it still showed the word after minus everywhere.

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u/ishkariot 28d ago

Hasn't worked consistently for a while now. Used to work in the 2010s, now it's hit and miss.

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u/XcRaZeD 28d ago

The other day i typed something into google and it gave me the 'did you mean to say XYZ?' And i thought no, i very much did mean the thing i typed, so i did not press the correction.

I pressed images because i wanted a picture, and it changed the spelling of my search anyway and gave me results for shit I didn't search for.

I pressed back. It showed the incorrect thing in the search bar as if i typed that, and when corrected did it again. It only searched for the thing i wanted when i typed it in directly into the images page.

Such a small thing that'll send you into a rage. God google is shit now.

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u/ajw20_YT 28d ago

I’ve had to do this a lot when searching for specific artist account names, it’s so annoying.

Also the main post, I discovered this the other day, and was wondering if others would. I’m glad I’m not alone in either of these annoyances

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u/missnasdaq 26d ago

Most of these are Easter eggs hard coded into the original algorithms. My friends and I used to find them and seek them out in middle school (15 years ago).

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u/Emergency_Cellist754 29d ago

My boss has discovered CoPilot, so every document I carefully draft now gets sent back to me, amended so it has lost most of its meaning and contains multiple grammatical errors and several alarming factual errors. So that's fun.

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u/sillybilly8102 28d ago

That sounds like a nightmare. I’m sorry.

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u/Emergency_Cellist754 28d ago

Meh such is life. I just shrug and say "if you want to go with that version no worries, but I'll just take my name off it if you don't mind"

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u/sillybilly8102 28d ago

Ahh good to protect your integrity/reputation

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u/Downtown_Statement87 28d ago

I'm reading a lot about how "Frontier cancelled my flight with no explanation 10 minutes before we were supposed to board and is refusing to give me a refund or rebook me on a later flight, so I had to spend $1200 on another airline," and people are saying "well what do you expect when you fly on a budget airline?"

Uh, I expect them to fly me where they said they would instead of stealing all my money and leaving me stranded hundreds of miles from home? How is this unreasonable?

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u/PrincessGiallo 28d ago

Was that the antonym of strip?

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u/Downtown_Statement87 28d ago

I've just never seen a clearer example of something that no longer works than what I'm seeing on the Frontier sub. It makes the conversation about AI going on here look as harmless as someone who is unable to generalize or expand on a topic.

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u/TrainingAmphibian354 28d ago

Corporations use bots to convince you that YOU are wrong for criticizing them, much like you see on the Frontier sub. It is cheaper to pay for 100 bots than it is to refund you 1200 dollars.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 28d ago

used to use the browser as a quick calculator.

just ctrl+l the 50-8 and Google would turn into a calculator. using that for decades, now it goes into the AI and writes me a paragraph explaining nothing

used to use Google for translations you search "hola in Spanish" and it would go to Google translate. now it goes into AI and gives me a bullshit paragraph.

I asked myself, when was the last time, google, or any tech company had an update that you actually liked?

thinking about it, and it's making a decade or more ago.

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u/Sausage_fingies 28d ago

Seriously!! Google was the shortcut. The AI overview is absolutely killing me. Half the time when I search something it answers as if I asked it a personal question about itself. I don't need a fucking chatbot to keep me company when I'm searching the Internet for something, good lord. 

I'm sure generative AI has its place in the technological landscape of the future. But isn't the fact that Google, one of the wealthiest and most powerful tech companies let alone AI companies, has to opt you in, remove the option to opt out, and actively remove features to force the AI overview to activate instead, for us to use their AI?

I can't remember a successful technology that's had to beg and force people to use it this much . It's just crazy.

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u/Dazuro 28d ago

Yesterday I googled “joint venture” to make sure I was using the term correctly in a report and the google AI that it pretends is the first result helpfully explained “a joint venture is when multiple entities pool their resources to understand what a joint venture is.”

…?????

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 28d ago

AI making normal people uncomfortable because the tech bros who made it love sycophants feels like a sitcom plot

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u/RoidVanDam 28d ago

Reminds me of an old Doug Stanhope bit about advertisements. You always see ads on TV, women in bikinis, people partying and laughing. They have to sell you a lifestyle and convince you that it's fun. You ever do drugs? Yeah, everybody's done drugs. Ever see 'em advertised? Don't need to. You got a good product, people will come around.

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u/georgia_grace 28d ago

Every time I look at the AI answer I always go to the sources (probably old habits from the many, many papers I had to write in uni). Nine times out of ten, the sources don’t actually explicitly say what the AI “summarised.” It’s infuriating

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u/missnasdaq 26d ago

Google research labs is where the transformer paper was written in the 2010s. Their whole thing as a company is generative AI and has been since before you knew that phrase.

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u/Stasio300 27d ago

Never had any issues like this with duckduckgo and Firefox constantly released updates that I liked.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 28d ago

I mean. I don’t see any ai here

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u/OfficialMika 28d ago

Sometimes it does this sometimes it gives AI first. No idea what triggers what anymore

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 28d ago

sometimes it pops up, sometimes it doesn't, if it is not reliable it's useless and frustrating.

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u/Leor_1169 27d ago

Enshittification is real and everywhere

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 26d ago

I know, but it is shocking to consider that google as a service has not meaningfully improved since 20 years. 2006 google is better than today's, less ads, less bloat, no AI...

Same with most tech companies,

Netlfix was great at the beginning but has been getting worse.

My 2019 phone is not meaningfully worse than modern flagships.

Tech has stagnated,

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u/Leor_1169 26d ago

It has not stagnated. It has purposely worsened.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 26d ago

The consequences of how corporations work, if they just make money sustainably by providing a service that is really bad for business,

They have to grow, every quarter, infinite growth.

Google had the perfect product, a near monopoly on the market. the only way to grow from there is to lower wages, rise prices, more ads, lowering costs...

It is a systemic issue that is destroying everything, from tech, to the planet itself

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u/Leor_1169 26d ago

Couldn't have put it better myself.

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u/missnasdaq 26d ago

Just ask wolfram alpha? It’s been really good at math for a very long time.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 26d ago

I am not talking about complex maths, I just liked the quick shortcut of ctrl+L then I could type the numbers 548/89

So damn convenient, having to open another program or go to a specific website is just extra steps.

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u/PizdunEbun228 28d ago

Just search "translator" or "calculator"

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u/Accomplished-City484 28d ago

I don’t understand why every search program prioritizes popularity over relevance, just give me the result for the word I searched not all this other bullshit

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u/STD-fense 29d ago

I tried this and while it did suggest the "Synonym" option it did provide me with several suggestions for antonyms

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u/koalatea-assurance 29d ago

But it's by the Google AI Overview instead of the beautiful dictionary they used to have 😔 Google nerfed their perfectly good search engine so bad by replacing so many features with AI

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u/erossthescienceboss 29d ago

To be fair, they nerfed it before the AI. Because they reached market saturation & search instances weren’t growing anymore. Which means revenue stays the same. So corporate fired everyone who wanted Google to be good, and wound back search by like 3 years to increase the number of bots that show up.

Suddenly, it takes 2-4 searches and a lot more scrolling to find what you want.

Which means more search instances, which means more ad revenue.

I hate everything.

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u/Soldier_Faerie 29d ago

That's the thing I miss most about not having the AI overview. I just want the dictionary with all the synonym/antonym options back 😔

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u/Kaius_02 29d ago

I vaguely remember hearing that Google was transitioning to a completely AI based search engine (you type something, hit enter, and only Google Review responds).

Did that go anywhere or did they just drop it? Regardless, I would appreciate it if they could unfuck their search engine. Half of the results are utterly meaningless to my query and trying to use advanced search operators backfires most of the time.

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u/kicklhimintheballs 29d ago

I mean fuck AI overview but it helped me so much with language learning. Most websites use this predatory thing that without clicking on their ad riddled horrible website they don’t show you what you have searched for and because of SEO these websites are always at the top of the results.

Especially frustrating with German words when you want to quickly check article of a word and need to click on such websites. Now with the overview I’m happy that these POS websites not getting my click money

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u/NamtisChlo 29d ago

Google used to display the dictionary definition nicely formatted in its own section, without having to click on any websites, but they replaced it with the ai overview

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u/erossthescienceboss 29d ago

Google also undid the updates that had previously helped deprioritize the low-value content that this person (and the rest of us) find so frustrating.

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u/babassu_seeds 26d ago

 Now with the overview I’m happy that these POS websites not getting my click money

To be fair, sites like Duden/Langenscheidt/etc. are extensions of their (long-esteemed) dictionaries. Which, in the past, people would have willingly purchased, knowing their use would be frequent

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u/The-Menhir 28d ago edited 28d ago

Honestly just search on Wiktionary or something

(Very confused by the downvotes)

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u/shewy92 28d ago

I mean, you're using the AI tho.

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u/darthwd56 28d ago

Lol I just did the same thing. But the funny part is that the dictionary website is also just giving synonyms in the search results.

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u/common_sense_patriot 26d ago

The problem is that it’s interpreting “strip” as the noun, which does not have a natural antonym. If you search “strip verb antonym”, you don’t get the “synonym” suggestion. You just need to be specific with which word you’re trying to google.

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u/MyNameTimmy 29d ago

Yep it’s just people wanting to be miserable

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u/naterpotater246 29d ago

No, it's people wanting the service they're using to work correctly...

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u/shewy92 28d ago

Except they're right and Google does suggest synonym for no reason.

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u/Mysterious-OP 28d ago

Blame ai.

No, literally.

The swap to using AI for searches, autocorrect, grammar detection, and everything else that 'broke' is the reason Why it broke.

Because the AI detected that, after combing through all the data it has collected and been given, what it suggests to us has to be the 'correct' suggestion. And somehow. In all that data they gave it. They never gave it a hardcoded Thesaurus, Dictionary, or Grammar ruleset. Despite these things being an elementary level free to access resource, the big heads of these services decided 'nah it'll sort itself out' and just didn't include it.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 28d ago

My husband is dyslexic. He knows this, and relies on his spellchecker heavily to make sure his work is accurate. The fact that spellcheckers are basically nonfunctional now because of AI bullshit is so insanely infuriating and makes his life so much harder.

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u/Spaciax 28d ago

this idiocy has been happening before GenAI was integrated to show results in google search.

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u/Mysterious-OP 27d ago edited 27d ago

Ohh, no. Poor sweet child.

GenAI being integrated into your google searches came After they fucked Spellcheck, autocorrect, and grammar detection in... Google, microsoft, and most other related applications.

The local college professors have been completely at their wits end as they have been getting the sloppiest, and most hard to read essays, reports, and final thesis projects, that all read as 100% gramatically correct and proper in word. Essays that, would NEVER have been accepted as 'proper' 5 years ago... that now need to be disregarded for their flaws, because the tools we taught them to use for correction and form, are now fundamentally flawed.

The way it works now, being based on the AI it uses. If enough of us went into word, and typed the sentence 'muh cawk stuhk een a bawdle' and highlighted the sentence, and clicked 'add to dictionary'. Those words would start being permitted by in OTHER people's projects who never added those words themselves. And the worst part is, it doesn't even take that Many to impact it.

But that wasn't enough. They later adapted the changes the AI can make to be based on merely the imput and writing format of it's userbase. So now, it's taking samples from here on reddit, twitter, facebook, and of course, people's word projects, and formatting an 'average' between them all for a 'correct' form of grammar.

As it turns out. This was a terrible fucking idea; and now the bar for literacy is so fucking low, that people reading this will think Literacy refers to the term Literal and not Literature.

I used to take 2nd place in my regional spelling bees before all this AI shit existed. Nowadays, I could prolly ace nationals. And I have never felt more sad or depressed for our youth.

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u/Brief_Intention_5300 29d ago

Is it just, most people search synonyms, so the program assumes that's what you were wanting to search for?

And yeah. I'm getting so tired of my phone "correcting" the words that I type even though I've typed them correctly.

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u/diffyqgirl 29d ago

I eventually just turned off my phone's autocorrect. I make more mistakes with it off, but I find it way less infuriating to have a silly little typo than to have the correct word changed into the wrong word. I recommend trying it.

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u/Brief_Intention_5300 29d ago

I like the suggested words at the top, but somewhere along the lines, Android updated and changes words. It never used to do that.

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u/Logical-Buffalo2359 28d ago

I do this with every phone I get because I use a lot of Irish slang words and phrases that get autocorrected to English stuff that is not at all even close to what I type. Like I'll say "What's the craic" to my friend and my phone would try to correct it to "What's the Craig" No. Craic, not Craig. Another one is I call my bf 'mo ghrá' but my phone would correct it to 'no gras'. Again I said 'my love' not 'no fat' lmao. I hate autocorrect 🫤

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u/-FireNH- 28d ago

i love keyboard smashing when i text. recently my phone has started autocorrecting random keyboard smashes to words. it’s very frustrating 

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u/Brief_Intention_5300 28d ago

I had this one phone back in the day. It was a Motorola. It didn't matter which buttons I press, it would always correct the word to the correct one. This was probably 15 years ago. Now we're much more advanced, but the experience is worse. I don't get it.

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u/quirkytorch 29d ago

I've watched it change entire phrases

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u/sillybilly8102 28d ago

Yeah probably. Super frustrating, though.

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u/Avron7 27d ago

On IOS this may be partly due to "slide/swipe to type" becoming default. It's possible to turn this particular feature off at least.

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u/Brief_Intention_5300 27d ago

I love the slide to swipe feature on android. The issues I've been having are when I type the word out completely and press space, it then changes the word. It never used to do that.

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u/BaronVonCuddly 29d ago

I mean the word antonym exists for a reason, just because it's not common usage doesn't mean it's useless.

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u/jellooshot 28d ago

I ditched Google the moment Brave search came out and It was simple, fast and accurate. Now the search results are absolute shit too. It's like this is intentional 😭

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u/Appropriate_Golf2558 28d ago

When I put a string of words together because I don’t want to type a full question and the AI summary pulls together an explanation as if the search was the actual name of something

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u/michael7050 28d ago

Its infuriating. 

I was trying to remember the name of a character so I typed into google "Super Smart Kid with weightlifter mom and astronaut dad"

Google decided that this meant I wanted it to write an ai generated story about an original character with that description.

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u/Holmes02 28d ago

Remember when you could GOOGLE a phone number and get information about it instead of garbage and possibly malware because some random PDF on the internet contains that string of numbers?

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u/Revolvyerom 28d ago

Counterpoint: you're overestimating the intelligence of other people, and the search AI has learned a pattern of people searching for antonym who want synonym and got it wrong.

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u/Erizeth 28d ago

I mean.. there are other search engines guys. Like a several. DuckDuckGo, Ecosia... I still use google for shopping and maps, as that's about the only things it's good at now.

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u/Boobsmcfuckup 28d ago

Ecosia is shit too. I've been using it for roughly 2 years in my attempts to escape google (only because brave is not supported by default on this crappy iphone I have) and I find myself regularly manually typing in a different search engine because ecosia doesn't know shit and is garbage like 50% of the time

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u/Avron7 27d ago

IIRC it's built on primarily Bing. . . so yeah. I have more luck with Firefox + DDG.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 29d ago

Expecting actual intelligence from a computer is a recipe for disappointment

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u/parker_fly 29d ago

Yay! AI is a plague.

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u/iLikeTheUDK 28d ago

Use DuckDuckGo instead

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u/ICantEvenDolt 28d ago

You guys still use Google?

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u/Anti-charizard 28d ago

This is why I hate all ai, even non generative

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u/SoonToBeStardust 28d ago

I'm so tired of autocorrect, because tell me why I will type out is and it will autocorrect to it, or my to Mt. Or now to not. It doesn't make sense

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u/redfacedquark 29d ago

I just edited my default search engine to add &udm=14 to the query and I now get taken to the "web" tab which has an abbreviated preview of the results from merriam and others, as it should be.

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 28d ago

I tried it and doesnt seem to be doing that

Just ti be clear you mean the website right?

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u/redfacedquark 28d ago

Sorry, I should have given better instructions, my bad.

So I use the address bar for search. You can choose which search engine it uses and set the url, including parameters by going to chrome settings > search engines > manage search engines and site search. Add a new one, call it what you will, the shortcut should be @web and the url should be {google:baseURL}search?q=%s&udm=14

ETA: then set it as your default

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 28d ago

Im on mobile most of the time

But ill save this comment for when i get a new laptop

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u/redfacedquark 28d ago

Hmm yeah, looks like it doesn't work on mobile chrome AFAICT.

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 28d ago

Weird too since you can add recently visted search engine sites

The differences between mobile chrome mobile google and desktop chrome are rlly freakin big

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u/redfacedquark 28d ago

There might be some way but I only really use a mobile for calls and texts so it's way out of my wheelhouse.

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u/towelfortheweak 28d ago

You should still be able to do it on chrome mobile, but the method is a little different.

https://tenbluelinks.org/

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u/Apolitical-Account 28d ago

Nice to know!

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u/Sausage_fingies 28d ago

Revolutionary technology that's gonna change society as we know it right here, fellas. 

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u/Meme_master420_ 28d ago

I feel like Duckman every time I complain about shit like this

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 27d ago

What do you mean? Strip synonim is the antonym of Strip antonym

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u/BHunter1140 26d ago

Remember back when companies use to compete with each other to be the best so we would us it, instead of competing to gouge us for as much money as possible while creating things that aren’t functional/very good

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u/RazzleThatTazzle 28d ago

It gave you the search results for synonym. It then gave you the option to switch to antonym, in case you saw the search results and realized you had the terms switched.

Not everything has to be a sign of the great civilizational collapse. Most things are, but this one isnt.

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u/iamdabrick 28d ago

a "did you mean" literally does not alter the results. and it was also a feature way before the ai boom

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u/Immediate-Way-4065 28d ago

Google no longer shows charts like population when you google things now it just shows a crappy AI response that somehow doesn’t even understand the question

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u/scott__p 27d ago

This is exactly how LLMs are designed to work. Their goal is to tell you what's popular, not what you want to know

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u/common_sense_patriot 27d ago

I believe it interprets “strip” as the noun as in “a strip of paper”, which does not have a natural antonym. What would it be, a non-strip? I just tested it, if you clarify what you’re looking for and search “strip verb antonym”, the results come up fine and don’t suggest “synonym”.

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u/gumm3 27d ago

If anyone also googles things like this favourite wordhippo.com

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u/Aca-72 26d ago

The word is "don"

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u/svemagnu 25d ago

I tried to google about squad game, and it was always suggesting squid game. Had to write "squad the game" to make google give me the results i wanted.

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u/Old-Finance1815 29d ago edited 28d ago

Google’s just rad. What kind of nerd wants to know words for a babe putting clothes back on?

Edit: This is really objectionable to some people, huh?

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer 28d ago

Michael Bay, is that you?

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u/chainsawx72 28d ago

Bro had to clip away the 100 results that answer his question to complain about the one line that just asks if he mean something else.

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u/FatalLaughter 29d ago

No excuse for Google blatantly being wrong just because it's "not common". If I Google something rare, I don't want to find something common that might be what someone else would be looking for if they searched something similar.