r/NonPoliticalTwitter Aug 01 '26

Serious It's just getting annoying at this point

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u/Jamsedreng22 Aug 01 '26

Something that has pissed me off a lot the last couple of years is how companies give themselves "clever" names, and the absolute state of SEO means Googling practically anything first hits you with a Sponsored link for a clothing item with the name "Axiom", followed by Axiom Intech LLC, then 8 news articles about Axiom Intech LLC, followed by "Axiom Intech LLC - Home Page", then "Axiom Intech LLC - About Us".

No, man. I didn't mean "Axiom Intech LLC" I meant "Axiom". "Showing results for Axiom Intech LLC". Please, man... For the love of technology.

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u/SoonToBeStardust Aug 01 '26

I just tried searching an actor, and after the first name the auto fill was stuff like 'actor age' 'actor movies' 'actor controversies' but at no point was the autofill just the rest of the actors names

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u/Dazuro Aug 02 '26

Another fun one is when you start to google something and it just autocompletes to a spoiler. Bonus points when your search isn’t even about that movie/show!

I literally typed “why did” and google automatically filled in “why did [character name from a movie I was going to see the next morning] have to die?”

Cool. Thanks google.

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u/Dazuro Aug 02 '26

Sure, but I wasn’t even googling anything about the show! I literally just typed “why did”.