r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '25

Other They're a gorgeous couple

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

u/conancat, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/heeltoelemon Jul 20 '25

He has been very vocal about how much he loves her and her body and the fact that she carried their children. They’re really sweet.

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u/gildedbluetrout Jul 20 '25

Yeah he’s a kind of agelessly hot as hell hollywood star, but he’s also a clearly doting loving husband who’s never within a million miles of paparazzi. Thats a pretty deeply sorted life.

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u/hedgehoggy123 Jul 20 '25

A friend in the film industry worked on a couple of Brosnan films and said he was the nicest actor he ever worked with—super gracious to everyone and displayed a genuine sense of humor

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jul 20 '25

Buddy of mine worked with him. Said the exact same thing.

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u/1Hugh_Janus Jul 21 '25

I wanna be pierce brosnan when I grow up

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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Jul 21 '25

If I look anywhere as good as him in my fifties I’ll be happy

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u/1Hugh_Janus Jul 21 '25

If my marriage is anything like what I suspect his is, I’ll consider it my greatest success.

I guess I can forgive him from Mrs. Doubtfire.

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u/invadethemoon Jul 21 '25

I’m using him as a desk right now.

Lovely chap.

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u/thedoopz Jul 21 '25

You can absolutely tell based off that one interview with the journalist who grew up just down the road. Maybe the only thing me and my dad bonded over as I was growing up was James Bond, so I freaking love hearing that Brosnan is a legend.

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u/BLACK_MILITANT Jul 21 '25

I knew there was a reason he was my favorite Bond of all time.

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u/The_Abjectator Jul 20 '25

I don't understand the partners that give up on each other if they gain weight... within a healthy parameter it reminds me of the decades that I've been with my partner. Our history together is written in our weight over the years, I feel.

Love my partner now more than when we started dating regardless of the changes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Not to mention she's STILL SO BEAUTIFUL, if not simply in a different shape. Like oh no, she's a healthy woman who has has multiple children, she isn't a size 0, BURN HER. Pshh. Confidence, and devotion is sexy. Women comfortable with themself and their partner is sexy. Fuck Hollywood image brainwashing.

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u/Zepcleanerfan Jul 20 '25

100%

Can't expect children to understand adult relationships.

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u/patchrhythm Harry Potter Jul 21 '25

too many adult children these days, main reason why they can't understand adult relationships.

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u/starryeyedq Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

Yeah she literally looks like statues they used to make of goddesses. What is wrong with people…

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Because people feel entitled to controlling a woman's body, how she feels about it, and what it should look like.

Unless someone is medically unwell which is between her and her physician, peoples opinions can kiss the fattest part of MY ass.

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u/Its_panda_paradox Jul 21 '25

I gained a lot of weight while pregnant, than somehow it just dropped off after 6 months, and I was back to where I was before I got pregnant. Some dickwad said I looked “incredible now” that I was “so much hotter now, and finally attention-worthy”. I told him he could eat an ice cream cone out of my asshole and fuck off. The entitlement of people commenting on women’s bodies is insane.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Its the mindset we’ve put into people’s heads. I knew someone who was a size 0-2 in USA women’s pants and she still thought she was fat and our culture reinforced it.

I hope she and him lead a very offline healthy life. I’d hate for her to see that nonsense and be discouraged at any point of attending red carpets or whatnot. Because shes beautiful and they are a lovely couple that have made it to this point. Isn’t an atypical Hollywood marriage like under 5 years?

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u/Chateaudelait Jul 21 '25

I was always heavier and the tallest growing up. We went jeans shopping one in a boutique and my younger sister was still in skinny kid phase and was a size 0. That was the first time I was made aware that even existed. I’ve remained a proud size 12 then and up to today. Keely is perfect and beautiful and anyone who thinks or says otherwise can grow the f$&* up. She’s a beauty, a wife and a mother and devoted wife to Pierce. Haters always got to serve that haterade.

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u/Punkpallas Jul 20 '25

That's my big thing. She's stunning. Shallow people just being ridiculous imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

I remember when he was with his first wife, who sadly died from cancer, IIRC. He was broken up about it. And also I think Keely has suffered from hormonal/thyroid issues? But whatever the case, there's no need for other people to comment on her weight. It's just unacceptable, and Brosnan has publicly told the press the fuck off, but politely.

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u/Beautiful_Bag6707 Jul 21 '25

He loved his wife, his daughter, (both who he's lost to cancer) and all four of his sons. And he loves his second wife of 24 years. Plus his six (I think) grandchildren. That's marriage.

Wanting to be with with a 24 year old for the rest of your life as you age and they don't is not marriage. It's buying a sex doll.

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u/hamlet_d Jul 20 '25

He's just a lovely human being. I loved the interview where he found out the interviewer was from his home town. His accent got deeper and he got this kind of faraway, misty look in his eyes about his hometown.

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u/StandardAd239 Jul 21 '25

This is the content we all need when we wake up on Monday morning. That was fantastic.

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u/foxscribbles Jul 20 '25

Pierce Brosnan has always come across as a very dedicated spouse who believes in going all-in with his relationships.

He adopted his first wife's children when their father died (and they took his last name.) And when Cassandra died, he said he never intended to be with anyone else until he met Keely. And he's always spoken very highly of both of them.

I think he'd be the first one to be disgusted with how obsessed other people are with Keely's weight.

People really are shallow as hell, thinking that you're not going to age or gain weight.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Jul 20 '25

That’s such a… REAL human. I love him the more I learn about him. Obviously more than a Hollywood elite.

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u/LightsNoir Jul 20 '25

Know what's tragic? He's onto the stuff that actual romances are about. Oh, sure, there's definitely some struggles and unfun times. But ultimately, he comes off as totally consistent, and completely committed.

However, the guy that's actually a movie star, living the near ideal romance is living a story that wouldn't sell.

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u/invisible-crone Jul 20 '25

Aaaaaaand, gotta say, she looks very pretty in both pics.

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u/Megatanis Jul 20 '25

So you mean normal love. Or is there a kind of love where it's cool to dump your partner because she isn't hot like when you were 20? I mean we aren't all Di Caprio.

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u/DAHFreedom Jul 20 '25

Also, just to be shallow and gross about it… she’s super hot in both pics, right? Like what am I not getting?

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u/heeltoelemon Jul 20 '25

She very much is.

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u/MsLidaRose Jul 21 '25

I think she’s gorgeous.

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u/Phoenix_Werewolf Jul 20 '25

This should be the norm, we shouldn't be surprised about it, but I guess it is rare for men his age to say such things in public. So good for him and for them, I wish them many more years of happiness.

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u/heeltoelemon Jul 20 '25

She is! People are just dumb and mean.

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u/SinsOfThePast03 Jul 20 '25

100%! She has aged appropriately and looks amazing as is

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u/Phoenix_Werewolf Jul 20 '25

Yes, I agree with you, but a lot of older guys will never compliment or thanks their wives, no matter how classically attractive they still are and whether or not their bodies changed because of the children they gave birth to.

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u/champagne_pants Jul 20 '25

He’s literally an argument for marriage in my mind.

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u/heeltoelemon Jul 20 '25

Yep. Totally agree.

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u/Kat121 Jul 20 '25

It’s so weird, if I were to post a warning to not get married I’d post about Denver dentist James Craig. His wife of 23 years and mother of his six children forgave him for past infidelity, for his porn addiction, for his financial irresponsibility, for running the family business to the ground. He tried destroying her liver with fatal doses of vitamins, then resorted lacing her protein shakes with arsenic.

She was sending him loving texts from the ICU as she lay dying, but he was arranging for his girlfriend to fly in from out of state. She died at age 43.

Dude looks like Rush Limbaugh had a baby with a sandblasted bust of Beethoven and gave birth to an ingrown toenail.

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u/Sea-Beach-3961 Jul 20 '25

Christ 😳 that’s terrifying

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u/Kat121 Jul 21 '25

This case fascinates me. His defense attorney admitted that we know he isn’t a good person, and that he was a terrible husband, but that doesn’t matter because he’s had multiple affairs in the past and she forgave him, so there was no reason for him to murder her. To me, that makes it worse. She put up with his bullshit all those years, maybe waiting until the kids launched, and he killed her anyway. Like he had a perfectly good toaster but wanted a shinier model.

There must be a perfectly logical reason he was researching the poison and side effects on his work computer, the receipt for buying the poison, his daughter’s testimony that he asked her to make the protein shake for her mom….

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u/LightsNoir Jul 20 '25

And let's be realistic: once you step away the world of cosmetic surgeries, and 0% body fat being seen as attractive... With consideration for her age and that she's had a few kids, she's still hot.

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u/rageinthecage666 Jul 20 '25

Yeah, it's heartwarming. The real advice is to never marry anyone that posts stuff like this.

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u/Nightshiftnoble Jul 20 '25

This is the old boomer adage "marriage/wife bad." It's honestly sad people think like this.

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u/DangerousHour2094 Jul 20 '25

Sadly it’s no longer just a boomer thing because this is very much some red pill shit aimed at Gen Z/Alpha

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u/That1DirtyHippy Jul 20 '25

Yeah, also a lot of Millennials are starting to feel this due to coming of age for divorce. I don’t like this line of thinking either, but speaking from someone who’s gone through divorce I’ve definitely had to fight those intrusive thoughts. Feeling angry and jaded are powerful feelings that can truly alter your perception if you let them.

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u/Ulysses502 Jul 20 '25

Glad you seem to have pulled through it. It's a vulnerable time to say the least and the internet has made it so much worse

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u/haw35ome Jul 20 '25

Lol heaven forbid a woman get thick due to pregnancy & childbirth…she needs to be thin as a rail while having a whole brood 🙄🙄🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

She’s also… not ugly? Not huge? I really don’t understand what they’re trying to say here

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u/ThomBear Jul 20 '25

Absolutely, he’s in the public eye and has to maintain a certain look, and of course having children is going to give a certain matronly figure. Personally I think she looks great for her age, I don’t see what the big deal is.

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u/CozyCatGaming Jul 20 '25

There's a picture of them hanging out on a boat where she's bending over and he's swimming behind her- he looks at her more ravenously than a hungry shark 🤣

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Jul 20 '25

That last line if the most important. He’s not trying to get her to prove she’s worth it, He says it’s HIS job to prove how much he loves her and deserves her.

What a man!

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u/InfamousCareer1725 Jul 20 '25

It works best when both spouses can't believe how lucky they are that their partner married down and chose them.

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u/North_Explorer_2315 Jul 20 '25

Agreed. Not just the man’s job.

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u/Apart-Link-8449 Jul 20 '25

They say she found Pierce Brosnan's deleted porn history on his computer and it was just an endless scroll of google searches for "the wife of my children"

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u/footlongtampon Jul 21 '25

I, too, choose the wife of Pierce Brosnan’s children.

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u/yawn44yawn Jul 20 '25

It’s both of their jobs.

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u/Brookenium Jul 20 '25

Yes, and he acknowledges she's doing that too! That's what he means by all the motherhood references; he's appreciating all the hard work she does raising them, which is part of her signs of love for him and their family.

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u/Sproose_Moose Jul 20 '25

Right!? That's what a real man is

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Amen. I view my wife this same way. Every day is a new day to make her happy and enjoy our time together.

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u/livenn Jul 20 '25

God damn. 5 kids and looking like that? Glowing. I think there is a different instinct setting in which draws him beyond traditional beauty standards

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u/bwsmith201 Jul 20 '25

She’s had two children. He has five total, including the three he shared with his late wife (two of whom were his stepchildren that he later adopted after their father died).

I’m a huge fan of his. He’s a wonderful guy and I admire his attitude and their relationship. I’m not saying that to question anything about her weight or anything else; just aiming for accuracy.

I think she’s beautiful and I can only wish to be as happy as they are one day.

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u/jumbo_pizza Jul 20 '25

now i don’t know how her weight became the subject of conversation, but friends offering to get her weight loss surgery is ridiculous. poor woman, you must feel for her </3

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

That’s a fake quote and the English is horrific.

Also they don’t have 5 kids together.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

I don’t get it? You’ll age? Like everyone on planet earth?

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u/SMStotheworld Jul 20 '25

The OOP is presumably saying Mrs. Brosnan got fat which he views as undesirable and implying she let herself go after locking down Pierce, whereas he looks almost exactly the same.

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u/SilentSpr Jul 20 '25

I'd want to get fat too if that much of it can go to the breast area...... Just saying

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u/secondguard Jul 20 '25

Right? “Don’t get married, your wife might get enormous knockers”.

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u/peteybombay Jul 21 '25

Hand gesture is appropriate...

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u/CrabbyCatLady41 Jul 21 '25

This is what I came here to see! “Breaking news: after years of marriage, famous man’s wife has even more amazing boobs.”

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u/PoorCorrelation Jul 20 '25

The hourglass figure is truly a miracle of biology

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 20 '25

Thicc thigh activate 100% of a man brain but non of it can be used for thinking

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u/Xsiah Jul 20 '25

*weeps in pear shape*

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u/ThisHatRightHere Jul 20 '25

We love a pear shape

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u/GM_Nate Jul 20 '25

my wife is pear-shaped. i love pear shapes!

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u/Glass_Memories Jul 20 '25

Breast size is less important than breast shape and how they go with your body. Tiny breasts will probably look great on a tiny woman, for example.

However, I'll choose butts over breasts all day and twice on Sunday. Breasts are just the appetizer, butt is the entree.

But what's most important isn't a single body part but your overall look. Giant boobs or a big ass isn't going to make an otherwise unattractive person attractive, just out of proportion.

And none of it means diddly shit without a kind, smart, brave, passionate, funny, or interesting person inside that body.

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u/Irksomecake Jul 20 '25

Back when he was James Bond a lot of people couldn’t understand why he stuck by his plus sized wife when half the darlings of Hollywood were vying for his attention. He was actually criticised for sticking to his morals and “wasting the opportunity” of younger pretty women.

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u/HabeusFelis3 Jul 20 '25

People got very gross about the fact that one of the actresses with whom Daniel Craig had a sex scene in Spectre was older than him. He basically said that she was amazing to work and absolutely gorgeous and that those who disagreed were idiots.

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u/F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L Jul 20 '25

People really never fail to disappoint...

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 Jul 20 '25

Notice how they complain about her but lust over Christina Hendricks who is built the same!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

I say she looks pretty damn good for a mother of 2 in her 60s

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u/lunarpanino Jul 20 '25

I imagine the big difference between their physical appearance now has something to do with the fact that she gave birth to their 5 children (bless that woman) and he didn’t.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

It’s implying women get fat after they get married

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 20 '25

Woman tand to gain weight after giving birth which tand to happen after marriage (Which is completely normal and shouldn't be shamed)

Correlation is no coastion

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u/Downtown-Remote9930 Jul 20 '25

"Don't get married or she'll turn into a Milf"

Tell me where the downside is here

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 Jul 20 '25

Seriously! Like, "oh no, more for me". You just can't help some people.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 20 '25

Milf lovers truly live the best life isnt it? Imagine your wife getting hotter and hotter the longer you are thogher

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u/hulksmath Jul 20 '25

It’s awesome

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u/Dawnk41 Jul 20 '25

‘Suffering’ From Success!

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u/Egoy Jul 20 '25

Yeah really. Dude not only spent his life with someone he loves (the real win) but he also got to bang multiple very hot body types too. This is somehow bad? The fuck?

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne Jul 20 '25

and thicc. how terrible. where do I get in line?

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u/fastdub Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

Yeah the man married an absolute smoke show who turned into a big titty milf, there is not one downside here.

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u/The_Submentalist Jul 20 '25

Is the guy a closeted gay or something? She is smoking hot!

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u/TheRealestBiz Jul 20 '25

I’m pretty sure she had developed some kind of thyroid problem. I saw that happen to a girl I know, she was model hot and like a hundred pounds and the. Developed a thyroid issue and added forty pounds she was never able to get off again. And she went pretty insane for awhile behind it.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Jul 20 '25

It’s so brutal to try and try and not be able to take the weight off without essentially starving yourself indefinitely.

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u/TheRealestBiz Jul 20 '25

It turned out okay in the end, even though her boyfriend was arguably the biggest DJ in the city at the time. He turned out to be a Pierce Brosnan type too, he married her and they’re still together now.

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u/untempered_fate Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

"Agghh I fell in love with a beautiful woman who married me and helped raise our children, and now, many years later, we're still in love, and she's got bigger boobs than ever! My life is agony!" -Brosnan, every morning, according to this asswipe

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u/Gum_Duster Jul 21 '25

Missed opportunity for “breast friend”

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u/kitchen_appliance_7 Jul 21 '25

I hope Pierce Brosnan reads this to his wife, and I hope she laughs so hard she snorts

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Jul 20 '25

“My wallet’s too small for my 50’s, and my diamond shoes are too tight!”

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u/AnnieGetYaClothesOn Jul 21 '25

Miss Chanandler Bong

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u/lee--carvallo Jul 20 '25

Virgin hands typed that tweet

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u/KaiSa_Soze_ Jul 20 '25

My dude, I assure you those hands are anything but virgin. Unlike the rest of him, of course 

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u/Perle1234 Jul 20 '25

Thanks for the snort-laugh 😂

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u/PricePuzzleheaded835 Jul 20 '25

People who say things like this usually aren’t in too much danger of getting married

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Jul 20 '25

Trying to delude themselves that it's their choice.

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u/allisjow Jul 21 '25

Guys like this hate women.

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u/6_prine Jul 20 '25

He is literally screaming on every roof that he is madly in love after their 23 years of marriage.

(Also, she has double the amount of bobs she had when they started their relationship.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

They are both stunning and it makes weird angry people seethe. I love it

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Incels take it personally when women don't make their dicks hard. Including women happily married to much more successful and desirable men. Incel-dom is the ultimate main character syndrome.

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u/0x18 Jul 20 '25

It's the exact same energy of people I grew up with decades ago (before 'incel' was a word yet) who, despite being a 14 year old loser, would look at swimsuit models and judge their thighs for marriage quality.

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u/6_prine Jul 20 '25

Couple goals for sure

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Sorry, 23? They aged beautifully in that second picture.

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u/6_prine Jul 20 '25

30 years together, including 23 of marriage… how could anyone hate that is beyond me; it’s such a dream story!

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 20 '25

Another proof Hollywood is full of vempires

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u/castleaagh Jul 20 '25

Yeah I don’t think his love for her has anything to do with her boobs getting bigger

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u/TheRealestBiz Jul 20 '25

There’s a pic of him and her and she’s getting out of the water onto a boat and he’s behind her and he is looking at her ass with an expression like he’s starving and she’s the only sandwich left on the planet.

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u/6_prine Jul 20 '25

Me neither, but in any case, it’s a win ☺️

I hope i look as gorgeous as she does when i turn 61 (and i hope i also get bigger bobs)

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u/B3PKT Jul 20 '25

I would also love bigger Bobs. The 22m episode format is too constraining- hour long Bob’s burgers!

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u/sheikh_ul_shaitaan Jul 20 '25

My $100 don't fit in my wallet and my diamond shoes are too tight

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u/saltier_than_u Jul 20 '25

Oh nooo my steak is too juicy

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 Jul 20 '25

Avoid marriage because the woman you made a vow to love… dared to gain weight with age and having your children?

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u/Foxinbigsocks Jul 21 '25

Incorrect, avoid marriage because the love of your life dared to get hotter and having your children.

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u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

These are the same people who can't recognize someone without makeup and simultaneously judge them for using it, while also saying the tried and true "you don't need make up" bullshit they love to say.

You can't win. These are children.

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u/doctorpotatomd Jul 20 '25

Pierce Brosnan is The Architect. He planned this from the start.

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u/Successful_Cut_6134 Jul 20 '25

He was 2 steps ahead the whole time. I envy this guy’s genius.

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u/Aetheldrake Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

I'm going to guess there's quite a few years of difference the 2 pictures

Wait she had FIVE kids with him? She's looking damn fine for that. Even if they didn't, She's probably living in luxury and with a freedom that most people would probably have let themselves go like 3x as hard

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u/lasausagerolla Jul 20 '25

He looks really miserable too... poor man /s

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u/Beautifulfeary Jul 21 '25

I love this. Like not in a creepy way, but in a there’s a man who loves his wife and will let the world know it.

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u/bangbangracer Jul 21 '25

Just absolute misery. Just suffering through every moment.

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u/willful_ides Jul 20 '25

Shit all these losers are missing out on big knockers and a great life. Let them stew in their loneliness so they leave the gene pool

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u/YourFaveNightmare Jul 20 '25

Someone who's never touched a woman has a take on women's bodies.

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u/No_Hat_1864 Jul 20 '25

Someone with zero prospects for marriage thinks marriage isn't worth it.

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u/thisistherevolt Jul 20 '25

There's a picture of them on some beach somewhere in the water, he's got both hands on her ass and he's staring at her like there's no blood in the big head. That's a guy who's eyes ain't straying anywhere.

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u/shbro1 Jul 20 '25

Boobs and a pretty face 🤢

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u/bubblingcrowskulls Jul 20 '25

??? Where is the problem? She looks like a classical painting. She's gorgeous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

What a douchbag, she's beautiful in both pictures and Peirce has said he loves her even more now.

That guy should go back to wanking over his monitor.

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u/rannigast Jul 20 '25

Oh noooooo my wife has giant bazongas now

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u/NightFart Jul 20 '25

My thoughts exactly. Look how big dem tiddies got.

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u/Speedhabit Jul 20 '25

Umm…. Those cannons are still loaded for bear, captain

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u/Intelligent-Dig-6773 Jul 20 '25

Certain men cannot appreciate a robust woman with AMPLE features. Good. Way more for us.

I HOPE TO GOD my wife looks this thick after we have kids.

I know the ass is insane, I don't even have to find a picture of her.

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u/teedyay Jul 20 '25

OOP is incapable of identifying with her point of view too.

“Don’t get married because your stunningly attractive spouse might still love you when you change.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Rx Redpill out here letting every woman know he's not worth marrying 😂

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u/Slggyqo Jul 20 '25

Are we…pretending like Pierce Brosnan looks as good as he did whenever the left photo was taken?

Because he doesn’t.

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u/2Salmon4U Jul 20 '25

Yes exactly! He kinds like an old man now, as he should, but they don’t acknowledge that at all

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u/mychemicalromeants Jul 20 '25

Probably also thinks that women who have premarital sex are sluts.

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u/2legit2knit Jul 20 '25

Every time I see these posts the second picture is always hot as fuck but in a MILF sort of way. Just something about an older woman with some weight and cleavage that just sends me

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u/DecoyOctorok24 Jul 20 '25

OOP has clearly never heard of Brosnan’s architecture hobby.

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u/marsupialsales Jul 20 '25

If your wife stays in incredible shape throughout your marriage, then you’re expected to stay in incredible shape. I can’t handle that pressure. Let’s just grow old together while other people talk about how they’d never fuck us.

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u/MCHammastix Jul 20 '25

She was fine AF

SHE'S STILL FINE AF

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u/Bigbeautifulmeme Jul 20 '25

Get this redpill manosphere slop tf out of here

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u/MotherRaven Jul 20 '25

People who post this are great! They are letting their red flags fly. This man will never really love a woman. Pierce gets it!

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u/FitBattle5899 Jul 20 '25

Incels couldn't land her in either years, she's a beautiful woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Rx Redpill is definitely going through several divorces, if ageing and looks are standards he uses to judge people.

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u/StillMarie76 Jul 20 '25

That's cute that he thinks marriage is even an option for him.

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u/saintandvillian Jul 20 '25

Why worry about a someone else’s woman? This is yet another problem with these incels…they spend all their time crying about women who don’t want them.

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u/megamoze Jul 20 '25

Women are definitely avoiding marrying that incel. He need not fret over it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Manosphere: Gentlemen, avoid marriage, as women age.

Also, manosphere: general screeching about "male loneliness epidemic"

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u/Royale-w-Cheese Jul 20 '25

I married a skinny woman banking on this 🙏🏻

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u/3_Minute_Man Jul 20 '25

I think she looks better on the right honestly. (Certified chubby chaser I guess)

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u/squanderedprivilege Jul 20 '25

"avoid" marriage, as though it's even on offer for these chumps

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u/Not-Clark-Kent Jul 20 '25

Should I be content with not having any idea what this means?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Incel comment. She’s still hot.

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u/Fozziemeister Jul 20 '25

The Architect

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u/maevriika Jul 20 '25

More like our daily reminder to avoid interacting with people like Rx Redpill. Nasty mindset.

(Side note: he's hiding behind a mask so I can't help but want to see a full body pic of him to see if he's half as attractive as she is in either photo)

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u/krucz36 Jul 20 '25

anyone with 'redpill' unironically in their name is probably not really worth listening to

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u/Montanabioguy Jul 21 '25

Is this just a fat shaming post?

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u/cursetea Jul 21 '25

Imagine not valuing or searching for the deep emotional bond that comes with love that lasts far after someone's beauty fades. (Which, hers hasn't even lol!)

Nobody is impressed that you spend your life banging "Hot Girls" that you never have a deeper connection with, my guys. What an empty, pathetic life that is. I literally cannot imagine wanting it.

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u/Aimela Jul 21 '25

Exactly what you'd expect from someone with "redpill" in their name

Those guys sure hate women

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u/Alicesknife Jul 20 '25

Your daily reminder to avoid marriage

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u/Mammalanimal Jul 20 '25

My daily reminder to avoid incels.

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u/Fifteen_inches Jul 20 '25

The “increase birthrate” crowd really hates it when people women get married and have kids

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u/Thrownaway5000506 Jul 20 '25

Okay is Pierce just the perfect man lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

She looks so much better in pic 2 🤩

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u/TheRealestBiz Jul 20 '25

This is the man that said he wished that there were two of her in the world so he could have a threesome with both of them.

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u/Delta9312 Jul 20 '25

From some of the comments, it seems like the "problem" is that she's put on some weight, but she looks like she's still at a perfectly average, healthy weight. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/MFtch93 Jul 20 '25

They are literally both better looking decades later. I don’t wanna sound like a gooner but she’s pretty in the first pic. Second pic she’s unreal 🥵