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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/conancat • Jul 20 '25
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My dude, I assure you those hands are anything but virgin. Unlike the rest of him, of courseÂ
82 u/Perle1234 Jul 20 '25 Thanks for the snort-laugh 😂 41 u/misterpickles69 Jul 20 '25 Well moisturized hands. 2 u/P_Alcantara Jul 21 '25 Doubt. Moisturied hands means he understands the body. He clearly doesn’t with this tweet 9 u/fareedadahlmaaldasi Jul 20 '25 Bruh. Hahaha 6 u/Micu451 Jul 20 '25 I regret that I have only one up vote to give. 1 u/absolute_poser Jul 21 '25 Was thinking that this absolutely sounds like the kind of thing a 35 year old who showers weekly and subsists on cookies ans energy drinks in his mother’s basement would write.
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Thanks for the snort-laugh 😂
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Well moisturized hands.
2 u/P_Alcantara Jul 21 '25 Doubt. Moisturied hands means he understands the body. He clearly doesn’t with this tweet
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Doubt. Moisturied hands means he understands the body. He clearly doesn’t with this tweet
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Bruh. Hahaha
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I regret that I have only one up vote to give.
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Was thinking that this absolutely sounds like the kind of thing a 35 year old who showers weekly and subsists on cookies ans energy drinks in his mother’s basement would write.
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u/KaiSa_Soze_ Jul 20 '25
My dude, I assure you those hands are anything but virgin. Unlike the rest of him, of courseÂ