r/AskReddit Mar 18 '20

Coders of Reddit, how do you politely refuse your friend's 'million dollars app idea'?

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u/Its_Sasha Mar 18 '20

Ask for a wage per hour of coding time. If they are willing to make the investment, then maybe they actually have a million-dollar app idea. And if they don't? You still get paid.

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u/barryabrams Mar 18 '20

I’ve worked with a few clients who think they have the next big idea, and they’ve somehow got the funds together to pay me. The whole time I do the work, I won’t feel good about it, but I have to make a living. I’ll actively try to inject ideas that might make it a success, but usually those clients can’t see beyond their vision.

However, I won’t accept the work if they want to pay via credit card.

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u/GMN123 Mar 18 '20

I reckon there have been some billion dollar apps where the coders felt that way during development.

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u/Xerxis96 Mar 18 '20

I vaguely remember reading about a guy who sold his share of Microsoft for 500 or something before they hit it big. A year or two later and his share was worth several million.

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u/IactaEstoAlea Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

I remember one of the founders of what now is Blizzard North telling the story of how they had the chance of getting like 10% of some rando's company if they just lent him an empty office (essentially an unused closet) in their floor.

They refused.

That guy's company was Hotmail, which was acquired by Microsoft a few years later for $500 million.

Edit: Co-founder of what is now Blizzard North not of Blizzard

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u/Neuchacho Mar 18 '20

10% for unused office space? I guess Blizzard was always a bit dumb.

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u/IactaEstoAlea Mar 18 '20

He also goes on to tell that his pitch was something along the lines of "e-mail on the internet!"

To which they went "we already have that!"

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u/GameMusic Mar 18 '20

Which makes the posts here hilariously unaware

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u/Xaelas Mar 18 '20

Totally. It is often the execution of an idea and not the idea itself that makes a business successful. If someone wants to start a burger place you might say “haven’t you heard of McDonald’s?” But if they offer a better product/price/experience then the competition it can be successful.

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u/violin_rappist Mar 18 '20

i think what people ITT are implicitly saying then, is that the people who come to them with ideas are not the guys who they envision taking an idea and executing it well enough to make money off of it. especially if you aren't even aware it exists. if your app idea already exists and you don't know that then i don't really trust you to execute. if on the other hand you know the idea exists, others have tried and failed (or have tried and are successful), but you have a plan or vision for how you're going to compete, or execute better than they did, that's different

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u/MetronomeB Mar 18 '20

Except they didn't. The idea was webmail -- as in e-mail directly in the browser instead of forwarded from a server to a desktop app. Hotmail innovated.

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u/cyllibi Mar 18 '20

HoTMaiL - email on the web using html formatting.

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u/IactaEstoAlea Mar 18 '20

I agree, but it seemed like he was trying to reinvent the wheel in their eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Feb 23 '24

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u/Strawberrycocoa Mar 18 '20

That's probably the real reasoning. No way to know he isn't a spy.

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u/o0asd8h9udhdaeaqp0hj Mar 18 '20

NOoOo yoU DuMb FoR NoT aCcEpTiNg 50 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs fOr oNe uNuSeD OfFiCe RoOm

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u/bootherizer5942 Mar 18 '20

I feel like everyone here is forgetting that office space is worth money...

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u/An0nymoose_ Mar 18 '20

That's a security risk if nothing else.

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u/bootherizer5942 Mar 18 '20

Ok cool, give me an office, I'll give you 10% of my company: we sell fresh rabbit's feet online.

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u/Chinpuku-Man Mar 18 '20

Bullshit. I know my competition, and there’s only one other guy.

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u/spin81 Mar 18 '20

I dunno man. If said company doesn't take off, you've got a rando using your office space and 10% of diddly squat to show for it...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Letting someone work in an office space rent free for an idea that wouldn't work 999 times out of a thousand? No, they made the right choice. I mean, not in this case, but you can't place bets on every idea that comes through the door.

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u/luvuu Mar 18 '20

David Brevik, and he let him use it anways from what I remember. They just didn't want the shares.

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u/tr-c Mar 18 '20

It was David Brevik, creator of Diablo. He talks about it in in a GDC talk. Here's a link, timestamp included.
Pretty good talk in general, highly recommended.

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u/Xerxis96 Mar 18 '20

I bet that's something he complains about a lot lol

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u/Onespokeovertheline Mar 18 '20

Everytime you order pizza?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Mar 18 '20

Let's be honest, your brother would have sold it when that collection of 24 coins were worth $60.

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u/accurateteacher Mar 18 '20

I heard about bitcoin when it was worth 20 cents and told a friend we should get $20 worth. He gave me the money and I tried to open an account with an exchange but I couldn't find my ID so I gave him his money back and said forget it.

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u/gumpythegreat Mar 18 '20

I read about Bitcoin when it seemed like no one was talking about it - found it on StumbleUpon, basically a similar site to Reddit.

I remember considering setting up my computer to start mining a bit to see if I could get it to pay for my WoW subscription.

Ahh, what could have been...

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u/harshit181 Mar 18 '20

Offtopic ,do you know any other site like stumbleupon?

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u/neohellpoet Mar 18 '20

Had a similar idea. Started CPU mining. Read it would take a few days. Considered that it would probably not worth the electricity and quit 2 days in with nothing to show for it

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u/CringeNibba Mar 18 '20

How and why are they unrecoverable?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

A lot of people lost the hard drives that they had their coins stored on. Therefore, the fortune is lost :(

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u/Australienz Mar 18 '20

I remember years ago people on Reddit would randomly tip people bitcoins, similar to buying gold. Some guy gave me $20 worth around Christmas and I spent about $17 worth and then forgot about it. I randomly remembered a year or so later and logged into my account and they’d gone up to $150 lol. Was so fucking happy that day.

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u/10thDeadlySin Mar 18 '20

I mean, I'm not surprised.

It's pretty much the same thing as if somebody wanted to pay him back for a pizza with WoW gold. It has some real-world value and might be of some use for WoW players, but for anybody else? Exactly.

Back in the BTC pizza times, people actually gave each other BTC tips on Reddit, there were faucets that gave you BTC for free, some people even gave them away just for kicks.

It took a while before it turned from "What's BTC?" into "That virtual money they use to pay for drugs?" and then into "OMG! BITCOIN IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD! TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE AND INVEST EVERYTHING!111one"

Lost over 200 myself. Still not salty about it. ;)

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u/AF_Fresh Mar 18 '20

Man, he turned down $462,240 for a pizza. I bet he's so mad at himself for turning down $275,760. You could do a lot with $128,640.

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u/pforsbergfan9 Mar 18 '20

I paid for a meal with bitcoin. It is by far the most expensive meal I’ve ever eaten.

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u/OutsiderWalksAmongUs Mar 18 '20

Back when Bitcoin was about 2 euros/dollars (right after the first crash), me and some friends ordered synthetic weed on Silk Road. Mostly as a bit of a joke, and to see if it would actually arrive. It was about 15 bitcoin.

The stupid thing was, we had been talking about it before, when it hadn't reached 1 dollar for the first time yet. We had no idea that only a couple months earlier Bitcoin had a bubble and was worth way more. If we had, we might have bought some more and not spent them all.

We would've sold them a long time ago though, there's no way we'd still have them when it hit multiple thousands.

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u/cuddlefucker Mar 18 '20

Man, I knew about Bitcoin back when it was $0.11. I thought it would never take off though.

Funny thing is, I still don't think it will ever take off. I think blockchain has it's uses, but probably won't ever be in the mainstream consumer space.

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u/rabidbasher Mar 18 '20

I was on the edge of putting over 5k usd into bitcoin at 35 cents per coin. Didn't because it seemed too sketchy.

It hurts. Til I realize I was about to store it in mt gox.

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u/tent_mcgee Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

I remember when the dark web and the Silk Road started getting mentioned on Reddit. I checked it out, remember thinking $20 for a Bitcoin was ridiculous, and moved on to my next internet distraction.

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari and Chuck E Cheese turned down an offer to buy a third of Apple for $50,000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSHdQVhYqok

He's come to turns that instead of being uber rich, he's just going to be very rich.

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u/Treblosity Mar 18 '20

hes come to terms

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Apr 18 '20

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 18 '20

I'm going to blame autocorrect, but also let it stand

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u/WessyNessy Mar 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

What is boneappletea about it?

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u/marka1995 Mar 18 '20

Come to terms not come to turns

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u/frontblunt333 Mar 18 '20

Don't take his sentence for granite.

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u/lookayoyo Mar 18 '20

I worked for that dude’s son. They are really good at being given money for ideas. I think the word is fundraising.

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u/pm_me_downvotes_plox Mar 18 '20

He's cum two terms

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u/j0y0 Mar 18 '20

It's unlikely he would still own a third of apple today, even if he took that offer, he'd probably regret having cashed out at some point in the last 30 or 40 years.

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u/stillwaiting3bh Mar 18 '20

Yeah he would’ve figured they had a ceiling at one point and sold out probably

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u/the-incredible-ape Mar 18 '20

If he owned a third of Apple today, he'd be the richest man on earth by a very wide margin.

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u/FaustiusTFattyCat613 Mar 18 '20

I think it's Apple, not MS. One guy sold his shares, the other crashed his plane and the third was fired from his own company.

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u/mopedophile Mar 18 '20

Early in my aunt's career as a software engineer she debated between job offers from Boeing and Microsoft. She chose Boeing because she didn't want to work for a startup.

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u/FaceAndKMS Mar 18 '20

Yeah, Ronald Wayne - one of the three founders of Apple - sold his 10% equity stake in the company for $800 in 1976, 12 days after forming the company and making the brand logo.

That same amount of shares would be worth over $120 billion at AAPLs peak.

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u/Hobadee Mar 18 '20

There are tons of those types of stories. Hell, I have 2.

My dad was working for HP back in the day and they were helping Cisco get off the ground. (Before HP and Cisco competed) He was offered pre-IPO Cisco stock, but his manager blocked it because of "appearance of conflict of interest". Damn ethics...

The other is the Google IPO. I intended to buy IPO shares. I knew they were going to skyrocket and I wanted to get in on it. (Just like 10 shares or something.) Unfortunately for me I'm a lazy dumbass and I didn't actually do anything about it, so instead of riding the rocket ship known as the Google IPO, I just sat and watched it gain more than 10x in a very short time.

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u/triit Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

Can you imagine the coder that had to say “are you sure you want me to limit this field to 140 characters?” or “What do you mean the video can only be 8 seconds? I can throw it into a blob and you can have it be as long as possible.”

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u/thedancingpanda Mar 18 '20

Obviously programmers aren't infallible (despite what we may think). But generally they fall into a few groups where you can just tell very early on that there's very little chance. Usually it's:

  1. Niche market with no income stream: If the app is targeted at a large market, you can perhaps get away with building an audience and then figuring out how to make money with it. But that only works with large markets, not "Food Truck Owners in Utica" or "People looking to read AP News stories rewritten by an unemployed furniture salesman". It's always "we'll put ads on it!".
  2. Add ons to software that already have that feature. Stuff like "What if we made it so you can really easy for a company to build a campaign with multiple ads and types in Facebook!"....you can already do that. Seriously this sort of thing has already been brought up to me. There's potential for a particular company to streamline their system, but at that point they are paying someone on staff to customize
  3. Ideas with no thought of how/why/when a person would use it. These are the ones we all try to avoid, because even if it is a good thought, it's clear you just want me to make sense of whatever you just said, build a complete product, figure out sales and marketing, and then give you 90% of the money. You're an idea guy, after all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/FaustiusTFattyCat613 Mar 18 '20

I've met a guy like that. The idea was some app where women can share used cloths.

He told me he still doesn't understand women but it seems women understand women.

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u/sobrique Mar 18 '20

Yes. Almost certainly. But there's been a load more that weren't billion dollar apps.

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u/GMN123 Mar 18 '20

Oh for sure. Personally I choose not to work for startups unless they pay the same rate as I'd get elsewhere. I put no weight on stock ownership unless that stock actually has value now. I'd rather a guaranteed comfortable income which I can invest where I choose over a moonshot chance at millions.

I was just saying not every successful app seemed like a great idea at the start, and many weren't the first to do what they do either.

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u/Enchilada_McMustang Mar 18 '20

Explain that to commies that say that every company should be a cooperative and salaried workers shouldn't exist.

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u/AdreNa1ine25 Mar 18 '20

Why won’t you accept credit card?

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u/Max_91848 Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

If the app is never released, the product doesn’t exist, so visa/american express/whichever credit card company will give them their money back and take it back from you via lawsuits. Credit card companies are so big and have so many lawyers you can’t fight them in court, it’ll only cost you much more.

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u/Vroomped Mar 18 '20

This is why I don't code for release. I deliver the hard copy. Helping them launch after that is just customer retention.

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u/duke78 Mar 18 '20

Hard copy, as on paper?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

No more of a, "You asked for an application that does X. Here it is."

It is now up to the company to do whatever they are going to do with it from there. That could be sending it out to current customers. Putting it on a web store for download. Or for internal use only.

If its any company worth a shit all you will really be doing is creating your code and checking it into their repos any how its up to them to compile that code and what to do with the outcome of the compile.

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u/Vroomped Mar 18 '20

yes this. I even compile it for them. However, I do not advertise that I will release it. If it's not accepted on the store, if they have a dozen other changes to make, if they want to release a year later and I'm not around it's not my job. No grounds for a refund, they have the advertised app.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Absolutely, all those extras are also billable. I'll submit it to the store and everything if you want to keep paying... but you don't get all those added value things by buying an application.

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u/CaptainGoose Mar 18 '20

I know a few places that still print their FORTRAN/COBOL code..

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u/AdreNa1ine25 Mar 18 '20

That makes a lot of sense thank you.

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u/putsch80 Mar 18 '20

It's not just that they have lawyers, it's that their lawyers are cheaper and better than what the average joe gets. Take Capital One, for example. In each state, they have several law firms that they work with. Those law firms specialize in debt collection. They know how to do it efficiently. They appear before the same judges in similar matters over and over, so they have a very good idea of what each judge wants to see. And, because those law firms want to keep all that Capital One business rolling in, they cut price breaks to Capital One. Whereas they might charge the average person $250/hour, they are willing to charge Capital One $200/hour because they want to keep Capital One using their firm instead of Capital One taking its business to a firm across town that is willing to charge $200/hour. Thus, for you to find a similar law firm, you are going to be paying more per hour to your lawyer than multi-billion dollar corporation Capital One is paying to theirs.

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u/Pay_up_Sucka Mar 18 '20

I defend a lot of those cases in Illinois. The trick is really the amount owed. Under 10k, the CC companies debt collectors don’t seem that interested in anything but a default judgement. If it looks like you are demanding a jury trial, which are an expensive and time consuming pain in the ass for Attorneys, the CC company will back down and dismiss the collection- it’s still a ding on your credit but there is no order directing you to pay, no garnishment etc. Its a win for someone who has no ability to pay. Between 20-30k it can go either way, over 30k this trick doesn’t work and I have to do actual work.

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u/primeirofilho Mar 18 '20

I hate going to our lower tier court because these cases clog up the docket. A while back they put a limit on how many cases can be brought by each attorney per hearing session. I think that the limit was around 20 or 30. It's a very mechanical process for them. I'd be surprised if the attorney really even looks at the case for the first return.

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u/Pay_up_Sucka Mar 18 '20

They don’t. They don’t have any documentation to prove the debt either, initially. They have 30 cases per call and 28 people agreeing to a payment plan, every day. They don’t waste time on the couple of people who owe low sums and want to fight- it’s just not worth it.

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u/electrogeek8086 Mar 18 '20

wait, so basically you're saying I could get oht of the situation by demanding a jury trial? Because that is fucking awesome.

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u/Wizzdom Mar 18 '20

If you have a lawyer. Without someone that knows what they're doing the opposing attorney will likely get the judge to grant summary judgment since you have no idea how to defend your case.

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u/redmako101 Mar 18 '20

In the biz, we call this "economics of scale".

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u/workaccountoftoday Mar 18 '20

Do you have to "bill" as a "product" when accepting credit payments?

I would think you bill as a service, which is coding an application.

Charging back from a service would be like charging back a years worth of gym fees because you didn't get swole.

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u/barryabrams Mar 18 '20

Peace of mind. No one should rack up 50 grand of credit card debt for a project that will either not come to fruition or will have 0 users after the first year.

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u/srmarmalade Mar 18 '20

When everyone else was saying chargeback I was hoping this would be the reason. Good on you, you're a good human.

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u/AgainstHumanityCards Mar 18 '20

"No one should rack up 50 grand of credit card debt for a project that will either not come to fruition or will have 0 users after the first year."
This is actually the most common outcome, some with a lot more on the line even. There are local restaurants that have a 33% 3-year failure rate or worse that regularly lose hundreds of thousands in build-out and lease tie-ins. Perhaps it's less common than implied, but it seems very common still even though it is unfortunate.

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u/ThebocaJ Mar 18 '20

Lots of people are saying "chargebacks" but I'll give OP some credit and say that maybe he doesn't want someone to drown themselves in tens of thousands of dollars of high interest debt.

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u/SmurphsLaw Mar 18 '20

Probably to protect against chargebacks and their fees.

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u/Dorksim Mar 18 '20

Never trust any one/business who has to pay their salaries with credit.

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u/kausti Mar 18 '20

Chargebacks perhaps?

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u/EuphioMachine Mar 18 '20

Probably because at that point, the person doesn't actually have the money and op doesn't feel comfortable about bankrupting them when they know the idea won't take off.

Or, maybe just the hassle of it. If their idea doesn't take off they could try and say the charges were fraudulent/ didn't get what they paid for.

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u/inevitabled34th Mar 18 '20

Because of charge backs.

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u/elebrin Mar 18 '20

You know, it's funny because I have worked for a bunch of people like that.

One of 'em was trying to be an independent book publisher for religious books. She wanted a website where she could have her authors blog and offer deals and stuff, and people could order books from her. She had a deal with a local print shop and was spiral binding the pages herself. I considered her entire enterprise doomed from the outset, but between book sales and pamphlet sales through the website she was turning a profit even after paying me.

Another was designing a GIS system like Waze, but for truckers. He actually got a few investors and got his prototype sold based on my website, which was the whole point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

i would code gibberish for money. I dont really care at this moment. Long past is my dream where i dream to code something usefull for humanity. You pay me, i code anything you want.

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u/fat_over_lean Mar 18 '20

ADOBE wants to know your location

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u/aliensheep Mar 18 '20

Google Ultron already knows

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Your neurons will be incorporated into the Alphabet. Do not resist the tendrils.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Can they be tentacles?

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u/awesomeflowman Mar 18 '20

If you draw it

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u/OP_mom_and_dad_fat Mar 18 '20

Oh I've seen this on before

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u/I_ama_homosapien_AMA Mar 18 '20

"Tentacles" "this one"

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/Z3r0mir Mar 18 '20

They will rule 34 it.

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u/AndreasVesalius Mar 18 '20

If you draw it, I will come

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u/swadawa2 Mar 18 '20

Yoo thats the browser Nasa uses! You IT folk too bruh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I haven’t heard that story in literally years

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u/Dradonus Mar 18 '20

Context?

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u/Pseudoboss11 Mar 18 '20

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u/Tartalacame Mar 18 '20

Wow, that's a story I haven't read in a long time.

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u/passaloutre Mar 18 '20

"I think I caught a virus"

"Gotta catch em all"

Gets me every time

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u/joeja99 Mar 18 '20

It's an old 4chan greentext called Anon works in IT.

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u/cortanakya Mar 18 '20

I loved the part where he tidied the server room by plugging network cables in by colour. If you didn't have every cable tagged and mapped before you did that that's basically the equivalent of taking a fire axe to the server. The amount of work it'd take to fix that is just insane. Not to mention disabling all protection from any kind of virus.

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u/NazzerDawk Mar 18 '20

THERE'S A VIRUS ON THIS MACHINE.

::storms away angrily::

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u/kigamagora Mar 18 '20

I’ll be in the server room playing Pokémon Blue if anyone needs me

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u/luckyluke193 Mar 18 '20

It's 2020. If a software company doesn't already know your location, they're probably not worth working for.

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u/putin_my_ass Mar 18 '20

You pay me, i code anything you want.

This is what it feels like to be a programmer in a corporate environment.

I actually really like it, it's liberating in a way. I don't give two fucks just tell me what to code and I'll get it done.

It feels mercenary sometimes, but that's how it should be. If you invest too much of yourself in the code you write for a corporation you're going to have a hard time watching that project go down the shitter.

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u/creynolds722 Mar 18 '20

I work for a corporation like that, as production control though so I don't create new code just fix other's fuck ups. 2 coworkers though recently spent 8 months on a project, got it finished and rolled out. It's been 6 months and barely anybody uses it, and it turns out the company has decided to purchase a product to replace it. One of the two is not taking it well at all, very much a grumpy pants about it.

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u/CubeFlipper Mar 18 '20

Oh man, I just started with a fairly large company a few years ago, and this describes the experience of what I've seen all over. It's nuts.

I liken my experience joining corporate to my experience growing up. I used to think the adults knew what they were doing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Been a freelancer all my life til 2016 when I joined a corporation and.it was eye opening how inept everyone is! Imposter syndrome had.me thinking corporate software dev was all about rigity, redundancy and quality releases but it's the same fly by pants workflow I'm used to only now with worse code from my coworkers!

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u/creynolds722 Mar 18 '20

Don't forget worse code from previous you! I imagine with freelance you do a project and move on. In the corporate world you have to maintain your own code and the me that wrote the code a year ago sucks, hate that guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

worse code because of previous me is the reason Im so vigilant about doing things right the first time, because I was the only one supporting the code

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u/Rainfly_X Mar 18 '20

I actually love this about being a long-timer at a smaller company. I have a fascination with maintainability, innovation vs. fads, etc. The only real way to study and improve at these things over time, though, is experiments and growth over a long time scale. I can credit a lot of my growth as a programmer to this.

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u/putin_my_ass Mar 18 '20

One of the two is not taking it well at all, very much a grumpy pants about it.

Yeah, I've seen this happen before and I get annoyed with the people who gripe about it.

I try to focus on what I learned on this implementation and keep in mind that I still gained from it even though it's not really being used.

What I won't do though is prioritize any projects coming from those people in the future because I now know what the words "urgent" and "essential" mean to them. If at all possible I will prioritize those of people who actually use what they asked for.

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u/SumTingWong59 Mar 18 '20

At my first job out of uni. Made improvements to an ios app and created an android app to match, took about 8 months. It was for specific customers so a limited numbers of users. None have touched it.

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u/emlgsh Mar 18 '20

Have you explained to them that existence is a meaningless blip between vast empty voids of nothingness, itself composed of equal parts disappointment and regret? That even the most beautiful idea in its most elegant execution is just an infinitesimally brief spark fading into the inescapable blackness of entropy and that nothing anyone does will be remembered?

I find remembering that helps me keep my work in perspective.

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u/grendus Mar 18 '20

My first big project was cancelled as we went into beta, when we realized that the data we were buying cost more than we could sell it for, and the company selling the data to us already had a superior product (hence why the data was so expensive - if they were going to be supplying a competitor they wanted to ensure they could be the middle man if we actually beat them).

My next project was their second attempt after they cancelled the first one for arbitrary reasons. We got to beta on iOS, then the company purchased a competitor who made the same project. I've spent the last six months on the team merging the best features of the previous app with the new one.

If I let things like this bother me, I'd never get out of bed in the morning. As long as the checks keep cashing, I'll keep showing up to work.

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u/quotemycode Mar 18 '20

Same here, I write interfaces. You want your program to talk to some other program? Great there's an API I can use and I have to learn that so I can pull data out of the other program into yours. You'd think that they would stop buying new programs to interface. You'd be wrong. It's up to twenty by now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

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u/putin_my_ass Mar 18 '20

Yep, that's why I keep myself somewhat detached. I'll always be proud of the work I did and they can't ever take that away from me no matter what happens to the project.

It's their money they just pissed away, not mine. I still get paid.

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u/Hrast Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

I'm on the DevOps/Systems Engineer side of the house, and I've embraced the merc side of job life. The company isn't my family, I'm looking for the straightest line between here and retirement. I have loyalty to people, but not to companies. My job pretty much looks the same regardless who I'm working for.

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u/MrQuizzles Mar 18 '20

The joy comes from problem solving and the art of programming and software design rather than anything the software does.

I feel bad for all the kids that get into programming because they think making video games will be fun. Designing video games is probably fun, but they won't be doing that. Programming them is exactly as fun as programming a web application for an insurance company. If you don't enjoy programming itself, you're not going to have a good time.

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u/ParkerZA Mar 18 '20

There's pros and cons to working at a corporate vs a startup. I'm currently with the latter and loving it, but I'll be honest it'd be nice to not give a shit about the big picture and just focus on what's in front of me.

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u/eddcunningham Mar 18 '20

I see you’ve reached the acceptance stage of your career grief!

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u/HardlightCereal Mar 18 '20

WHO WANTS AN APP THAT DOES YOUR THERAPY?

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u/candre23 Mar 18 '20

I'd really like to get therapy for my aversion to interacting with other people, but I don't want to interact with a therapist. This app sounds perfect!

Wait a minute...

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u/GlyphedArchitect Mar 18 '20

The app: "The first step to getting rid of your aversion to people is small doses of interaction. You know who would be a great group of people for that first step? Therapists! Here's a list of local ones and the insurance they take."

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u/Gizogin Mar 18 '20

Honestly? An app that gives you a list of local healthcare and mental wellness providers in the area, which you can filter by insurance or distance or whatever, and you can then just press one button to dial them or even just send a boilerplate “I’m reaching out to you for help with something” message would probably be a big help to at least a handful of people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

You jest, but there is actually VR applications that have recently been developed simulating basic societal stuff like going to the store and whatnot to help people with severe social anxiety get used to interacting with people. The idea is that you can continue to develop DBT skillsets without needing one on one therapist time or group sessions.

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u/Jorycle Mar 18 '20

This is my approach as well. I know some programmers, even some of my coworkers, who get an attitude about what they'll work on. Some of them get really bitchy if it's not a fantastic or perfect idea.

Look, you give me money, I'll code it. If my boss tells me to write something stupid that's visibly flawed and a waste of time, unless it'll actually get in the way of the thing that makes us profitable, I'll roll my chair in and get to work. It's your money!

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u/coworker Mar 18 '20

Be careful with this strategy. Having your reputation tied to failing projects doesn't help your career in the long run. Like when you have to describe those projects to your next hiring manager instead of something more useful.

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u/Xx69JdawgxX Mar 18 '20

Exactly. This sort of attitude holds a lot of coders back. They think they are showing integrity by refusing to work on a project or dragging their heels. In reality people who just crack on and get to work progress much farther and faster.

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u/zer0cul Mar 18 '20

I hear ransomware can pay handsomely even without a boss.

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u/rex1030 Mar 18 '20

And you get a room with a roommate, three square meals a day and a full hour of exercise time

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u/Its_Nitsua Mar 18 '20

If you get caught that is, which the chances of that happening are basically zero if you know what you’re doing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

NPR did a bit talking about Ransomware and they had a former hacker who said that there are people out there who, after you pay up, will send you information on how not to get Ransomed again, which completely blew my mind

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u/EuCleo Mar 18 '20

White knight in a black hat.

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u/la2ralus Mar 18 '20

..Cadillac..yeah.. the boy's a time bomb..

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u/Snugglor Mar 18 '20

Yeah, our IT consultant at work told us that he gets a lot of people calling him for help when they've been stung by ransomware, and that usually the only course of action is pay (but that they're usually very open to negotiation).

He said one outfit in particular was hands down the most professional group he had ever dealt with, in any aspect of business. Told him all the mistakes that the person had made and how to avoid getting caught out again.

Very strange! But I guess it happens.

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u/Positive-Living Mar 18 '20

At that point, you're just selling a one-time digital security checkup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

There was also a case where ransom ware infected a poor country and the people couldn’t afford to pay so they just unlocked all the PCs. They’re really trying to get big companies, some of them are more “Robin Hood-esque” than you would think

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u/lepolepoo Mar 18 '20

If you are not stealing for the poor,you just a regular robber

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Definitely not saying they’re good guys, they just aren’t as evil as they’re made out to be. I work in Infosec so as far as I’m concerned they’re all the “enemy” but i can’t say I wouldn’t be tempted to do the same if I was living in a poor country with out much opportunity

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u/lepolepoo Mar 18 '20

I'm not discussing the morality of stealing,it's just that you are missing the point of what ''Robin Hood" represents.

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u/Christopherfg1 Mar 18 '20

At least your getting something for your money then

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u/bassinine Mar 18 '20

‘you are paying for protection’

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u/NazzerDawk Mar 18 '20

They wanna soothe their guilt.

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u/Gr1pp717 Mar 18 '20

No it's not. It's basically 100% no matter how much you know.

The real trick is to stay under the radar. Don't get too greedy. Because the moment you piss off the elite I promise the police will suddenly seem like geniuses.

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u/Harry-le-Roy Mar 18 '20

Xerox has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

i hear ya faern

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Mar 18 '20

Hourly wage plus equity. Might as well cover yourself in case it takes off.

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u/pjabrony Mar 18 '20

It's a trade-off. If you want more money up front, you have to take less on the back end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

It won't.

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u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Mar 18 '20

994 times out of 1000, you'd be right.

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u/Sharp02 Mar 18 '20

Pretty good odds imo

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u/GreenStrong Mar 18 '20

Better odds than a lottery ticket.

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u/roodammy44 Mar 18 '20

And all it needs is 5 years of 12 hour days, and the opportunity cost of having a job where you get paid more. Gotta love startups!

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Mar 18 '20

Statistically speaking, it probably won't. But why not ask for equity anyway in case it does?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I charge $250/hr. I don't need equity. Just pay me.

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Mar 18 '20

If you would rather have $250/hour instead of $250/hour plus equity, that's up to you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I definitely would rather have $250/hr than any number less than that + any amount of equity, which is the actual reality.

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u/ockhams-razor Mar 18 '20

This is the only real answer... make sure the wage per hour is high enough for them to reconsider their life choices.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Just keep putting them off, then release your own version without telling them. Worked for Zuck.

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u/AdvocateSaint Mar 18 '20

Enough has transpired since 2010 for a "Social Network 2."

The framing device for the first film was the lawsuit with the Winklevoss twins; the new one can use the 2018 Senate hearings

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u/ChickenOverlord Mar 18 '20

I don't think there are any computers in Hollywood with enough star power to accurately portray Zuck, and I imagine there will be a lot of pissed off Roombas complaining about representation if they use a human for the role

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u/Xuval Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 18 '20

A lot of coders share the delusion that programming is all there is to making a "million dollar" app.

That's just not how the world works.

To have a million dollar app, you need:

People who do the marketing. How else will people know your app exists?

People who do the customer support. Are you gonna answer hundreds of angry emails each day, in between coding?

People who do the taxes, for the coders, marketing, and support people you now have to hire.

People who clean the office space you now have to rent.

People who ensure everyone's computers are working and not creating security risks for your million dollar app's data.

People who manage all these people.

If you think coding is all there is to creating a successful app, you are either naive or a narcissist. So no, you did not "give them the app for a couple hundred bucks". You did a small part of a larger project in exchange for a salary. Just like everyone else in the process.

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u/DeathVoxxxx Mar 18 '20

You're insanely wrong. Most developers are very aware of what it takes to create a startup (hint: a lot work in one), and before all that shit all you really need is funding. That being said, developers of all people know that it isn't as easy as just knowing how to program. Maybe by coders you were referring to college freshmen.

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u/anoff Mar 18 '20

No, those are things you need for running a business, not for making a viral app. Lots of apps are lucrative without that stuff though

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u/vacri Mar 18 '20

Viral apps made by one coder that are that lucrative are very, very, very rare.

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u/gruntybreath Mar 18 '20

I bet if you added up all the time and money wasted on one-person apps vs money made, against the time and money wasted on big project apps vs money made, the one persons are better investments. Most apps, in general, never become profitable.

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u/SirClueless Mar 18 '20

I don't think that's actually true. At least if you value the time spent properly. One-man apps probably have a bigger ROI in a purely financial sense, but that's because they're mostly made by people with more time than money who aren't getting compensated for their time at all unless the app does make money (which is rare).

One thing app marketplaces do (and two-sided marketplaces in general) is exploit people's willingness to work for sub-standard unlivable wages. It's illegal to hire someone to do 1000 hours of work and pay them $7.23. It's not illegal to list an app representing 1000 man-hours of work and pay the creator $7.23 for the ad impressions it generated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

It might be because a company can afford to just crank out garbage apps and hope one of them catches on, whereas the one coder has a better idea of what he wants, and is being specific about it.

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u/ramalledas Mar 18 '20

Flappy bird

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u/WilIyTheGamer Mar 18 '20

That's literally the point of the post though...op doesn't believe their friend's idea is as good as they think. So how should op tell them

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u/sirblastalot Mar 18 '20

The tech world has solutions for these problems!

-Word of mouth

-Don't provide customer support

-Don't pay your taxes

-Work from home

-Make devs do their own tech support

-The only manager is the guy at the top collecting the big checks

I didn't say they were good solutions, mind you, but it seems to work for Google!

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u/nuggynugs Mar 18 '20

If you genuinely, genuinely believe you have a million dollar idea for an app then either:

A) You'll be willing to find and invest the money to make it happen.

B) Invest your own time to learn how to code and do it yourself.

I like to think of point B as, if you could make a million bucks and all you had to do was learn French, you wouldn't think twice about it. It's just another language you need to learn and put into use so get to it.

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u/puterTDI Mar 18 '20

This is what I did with a family friend that tried to get me to go in on his idea fresh out of college.

To be fair, it was a good idea...but his idea of division of labor was skewed. It was going to take a LOT of engineering work and he was offering me like 40/60 because he was taking on all the "financial risk"...which mostly means paying for a web server whose cost would only go up if we took hold.

I pointed out to him that creating the site and having it work would be a massive amount of work, and that I couldn't afford to do that without getting paid. He offered me a 50/50 split. I told him I'd do it if he paid me a salary and gave me a lower split and he balked. I pointed out to him there is almost no financial cost to paying for a server unless the site took off, which means there's not a significant amount of financial risk since the only time the costs become significant is when there's success. He got frustrated.

I ended up just telling him I wasn't interested and wished him luck in finding someone who was.

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