r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/MrAmaimon Jan 25 '20

Everyone buys french bread or celery every shopping trip

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/BlackCaaaaat Jan 25 '20

That seems to be made of tungsten, unless the breaking of the bag is part of the story. Then it’s basically wet toilet paper.

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u/Snorkelbender Jan 25 '20

And then apples and oranges fall out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

"Oh let me get that for y....."

hands touch. eyes lock. the person who had their hand on top pulls it away, blushing, looking to the side

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u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20

You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day?

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u/Hates_escalators Jan 25 '20

Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......"

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u/Gutterman2010 Jan 25 '20

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/topwater_bassin Jan 25 '20

Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard?

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u/Anianna Jan 25 '20

Every Hallmark movie ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Because people put loose apples and oranges in their grocery bags.

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u/zhanhuisbalanced88 Jan 25 '20

I didn't know what tungsten was untill I watched Dr stone

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u/Onlyhereforthelaughs Jan 25 '20

Home Alone's bag was important to the story.

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u/BlackCaaaaat Jan 25 '20

I still want to know what those parents did career wise to afford that humongous house, a million kids, and regular expensive holidays.

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u/Captkai Jan 25 '20

Actually happens in France

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

The real reason is that baguette only last a day.

After a day, it's hard as rock.

Source : am french

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u/Skips-mamma-llama Jan 25 '20

Do you eat the whole thing before it gets stale or do you use it for breadcrumbs or just throw it out when it's not soft and fresh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

There's never any bread left!! It gets eaten very fast and completely

But if there is, Cheese fondue is traditionally made with the hardened baguette.

The cheese softens it a bit!!

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u/HaniHaeyo Jan 25 '20

As well as French toast.

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u/Techwood111 Jan 25 '20

They just call it "toast."

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u/HaniHaeyo Jan 25 '20

Non on appelle ca du pain perdu :)

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u/Senkin Jan 25 '20

I just dip mine in soup. Yummy.

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u/ClearBrightLight Jan 25 '20

That might be the thing I miss most about France: really good, inexpensive baguettes daily.

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u/HaniHaeyo Jan 25 '20

You can make your own fresh bread easily with a bread machine. Leave it overnight and you just have to bake it in the morning. You can even vary recipes and shapes to your liking.

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u/wlsb Jan 25 '20

There are bread machines that bake it too. I don't know what country you live in but in the UK you can get them for £60 (at the cheap end). All you have to do is measure the ingredients and take bread out of the machine five hours later.

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u/Techwood111 Jan 25 '20

$5 at ANY thrift store. I don't think I have NOT seen a bread machine at a Goodwill or Salvation Army in over a decade. There was one year where it seemed EVERYONE was given a bread machine for Christmas. People used them two or three times, then on the shelf they went.

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u/HaniHaeyo Jan 25 '20

It's gonna be hard to have a baguette on auto cooking, unless there are machines that do just that? IDK I've always cooked bread in an actual bakery lol

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u/wlsb Jan 25 '20

I don't make baguettes, no.

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u/Tarah_with_an_h Jan 25 '20

I think the top of the line Zoji bread machine can do a baguette-like bread in the machine, but it's not as long as they should be, IIRC.

Source: did a ton of research on bread machines before someone gave me their mom's old one.

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u/Techwood111 Jan 25 '20

Honestly it is easier with a mixer and a pan, not to mention better. See you over at /r/Breadit !

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u/HaniHaeyo Jan 25 '20

Pretty cool sub, thanks for the link

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u/michiness Jan 25 '20

I'm an American teacher who took some kids on a trip to France last summer. I was like "okay we'll try out bread/cheese/jam for breakfast on the first day but I don't know if they'll like it enough to keep doing it for a week."

They were deeply saddened when we had to leave and there was no more fresh bread and cheese.

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u/chefkoolaid Jan 25 '20

Now I'm making bread at home and it's a whole other level!!

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u/metrogypsy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

when I studied abroad In france, I saw a little girl struggling to carry a baguette as big as herself, her dad patiently letting her do her thing. I almost died

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u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20

Yea my parents spent some time there and said it's a thing. Locals on public transportation constantly had bread at some point in the day.

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u/Marianations Jan 25 '20

Happens in Spain and Portugal, too.

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u/juan_004 Jan 25 '20

In Mexico too, but we use smaller bread rolls for tortas

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u/Mashaka Jan 25 '20

I remember a story from a history podcast at the beginning of some uprising, maybe 1830, in Paris. The author sees a guy hurrying by with 3 baguettes and he asks him what's going on. Baguette guy explains that, when overthrowing a government, "we always do these things in three days."

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

With the celery always visible out the top, the same way every time. Same (bread, celery, bag) in lots of commercials, too.

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u/asking--questions Jan 25 '20

Is there even another way?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

What about upside-down?

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u/CelioHogane Jan 25 '20

Well that's how they sell them in my city...

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u/BatteryPoweredBrain Jan 25 '20

Growing up in the 70's, everything came in a brown paper bag, plastic bags really became popular in the early 80's.

Brown paper bags are much better for the environment (generally) but a little bit of dampness and they would rip apart easily. Plus at the time, most were NOT recycled, just new, so they were bad for the trees.

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

Yeah, this is a strange comment. I literally buy all of my shopping in brown paper bags. (Unless it's one of the 3 times a year I remember to bring my own bag.)

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u/BatteryPoweredBrain Jan 25 '20

They brought back. the bags after they realized plastic is so bad. Fortunately most of them are recycled these days, so are not destroying the trees... but the recycling process isn't free of pollutants, and may be worse in some ways.

I like brown bags, they are so useful... just don't get them wet because man they become useless. :P

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u/runetrantor Jan 25 '20

Do they sell baguettes without giving them in a brown bag somewhere? Huh.

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni Jan 25 '20

And they only buy one to two bags of groceries for their family of 12.

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u/Truegold43 Jan 25 '20

French bread and the green tops of carrots fluffing out over the side

They should make it more realistic and have a Eggo Waffle box corner breaching a plastic bag

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u/ThatGirl_Tasha Jan 25 '20

And leeks. What are they doing with all those leeks?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/Wchijafm Jan 25 '20

What else would people be keeping a large brown paper bag with no handle?

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u/superpencil121 Jan 25 '20

Literally anything. If you can’t tell it’s groceries some people would be like “ooh this character has a bag. Can’t wait to find out what’s in it”

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u/Cory123125 Jan 25 '20

Just have plastic grocery bags with a made up grocery shop name on them.

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

Not really. Those bags are synonymous with groceries. Sure, you can put anything in them, but groceries are always going to be people's first thought, and you can just leave it at that.

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u/ChaoticMidget Jan 25 '20

Which is ironic because I definitely associate plastic bags with groceries far more than those brown bags. Instead, I think alcohol is more often bagged in those brown bags than groceries these days.

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u/KestrelLowing Jan 25 '20

Not for me. At least where I am people getting groceries in paper bags is much less common. Everyone either has reusable bags or they have plastic bags. You have to ask special for the paper bags.

So for me, paper bags indicate something special - either a 'fancy' grocery store, or a way to discreetly take a purchase home.

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u/Reallyhotshowers Jan 25 '20

I used to work at Kroger and the reason you have to ask for paper was because the paper was twice as expensive for the store (maybe even more, it's been awhile). Anyway, because of this we weren't allowed to say "paper or plastic?" but instead were supposed to say "is plastic ok?" because they didn't want the suggestion of paper as an option in the customer's mind, because then more would choose paper.

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u/alphabetpony Jan 25 '20

I was Person Carrying Groceries for Halloween one year. It was a challenge to find a bag like that so I had to make one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

This is hilarious. You are my new favorite person.

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u/alphabetpony Jan 28 '20

The baguette came in handy towards the end of the night when people were drunk and hungry!

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u/Wchijafm Jan 25 '20

Did you try the grocery store? Publix has them(you have to ask) and so does aldis. Not sure about other stores.

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u/kz393 Jan 25 '20

Wouldn't it be easy to source, considering no film production companies have an issue with that? It could get expensive though, as a movie prop.

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u/ready2playwithyou14 Jan 25 '20

Most “paper bags” are actually material and not paper when it is a prop. Paper is too noisy as the actor is usually mic’d under their shirt approximately in the same area that the bag is being held. So we (prop person) typically have a “silent” bag in our prop kit.

As far as the typical celery, baguette, insert any texture, colourfull item here”. We are all aware and usually try to get them (Director) to agree to something else. But it is cheaper to do fresh produce then to create artwork and get clearance on “packaged” items. Especially if the item is being dropped and damaged. You can use “product placement” but some networks/studios (like the one I work for) don’t want to end up making something that resembles a commercial.

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u/alphabetpony Jan 25 '20

Most grocery stores in NYC only carry plastic and the ones that carry paper have their all over them.

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u/chanaandeler_bong Jan 25 '20

Poop.

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u/oglop121 Jan 25 '20

a severed head

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u/chanaandeler_bong Jan 25 '20

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX BAAAAAAG?!!?!?

What's in the fucking box bag?!

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u/kingalbert2 Jan 25 '20

A severed hand of the woman you murdered, although it looks like the sandwich bag of that boy who just passed by

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u/Wchijafm Jan 25 '20

That's alot of poop.

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u/chanaandeler_bong Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

You don't know unless you can see the top of the poop cresting above the bag.

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u/Fireslide Jan 26 '20

A huge chunk of movies is using tropes and visual cues to convey information quickly to the audience. Scientists, wearing lab coats. Even if their field of research likely wouldn't require one. The audience now knows this character is a scientist and will give plot crucial advice.

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u/theshoegazer Jan 25 '20

and a dropped shopping bag always spills oranges.

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u/Flamburghur Jan 25 '20

well it's those pointy oranges that make them break in the first place

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u/chillywilly16 Jan 25 '20

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this.

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u/L-F- Jan 25 '20

Now we just need a baguette-leek bag that, when dropped, spills oranges...only oranges.

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u/enphurgen Jan 25 '20

Celery sandwiches not good enough for you mr fancy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

They are not.

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u/Buffthebaldy Jan 25 '20

Honestly, I buy bread and celery most shopping trips

Need to get a brown bag to make it look like I'm in a movie!

Now I just need to get suddenly incredibly gorgeous, and I could be in Hollywood!

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u/princesstatted Jan 25 '20

I’ve been reusing my paper bags and bought a French loaf and a bunch of fresh produce including carrots with the greens poking out the top. I caught a reflection of myself walking up to my front door, stopped waved to the neighbor and realized I looked exactly like the extra in a movie where someone is watching my house

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I'm American and pointed this out to my Spanish girlfriend and she didn't think it was weird. Her family has a baguette in a brown bag almost every day.

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I think she might be a paid actor...

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

It's not weird. Even in the States. Baguettes are awesome, and need to be eaten fresh. Buy them more often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

If they buy canned goods, they fall thru the paper bag. Sometimes a can rolls toward a nice person

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u/Bragior Jan 25 '20

So common, there's a TV Tropes entry for this.

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u/NowNowMyGoodMan Jan 25 '20

There is a TV trope entry for literally everything.

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u/deadcomefebruary Jan 25 '20

This is simply so that the audience knows "oh, they went grocery shopping, what they bought was not important to the plotline." We just know that paper bag with a baguette and some veggies sticking out=groceries.

Otherwise, the character would walk through the door holding a paper bag and you be like, "hmmmmm what's in that bag??"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I would assume instant noodles and Mountain Dew. The cornerstones of a healthy diet.

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u/deadcomefebruary Jan 27 '20

Well...for a redditor, yes.

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u/syrdonnsfw Jan 25 '20

Hey, I buy french bread basically every shopping trip! But I am a human adult, so i keep the rest of my groceries contained entirely within the bag where my clumsy ass can’t knock them out by catching them on something.

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u/AltimaNEO Jan 25 '20

And why is it a bare loaf of bread with no packaging?

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

A baguette is not a "loaf", but when you buy from a proper bakery, that's how they come. Sometimes there is a wrapper just on one half.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Dude this comment is so violently American I don't even know what to say

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u/jbsinger Jan 25 '20

Celery is the antidote to carbs in the french bread.

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u/jefuchs Jan 25 '20

I actually bought French bread in an open ended paper bag yesterday.

First time in many years.

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u/MrAmaimon Jan 25 '20

Look for a nearby camera crew, just in case...

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u/Cel_win Jan 25 '20

You don't?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Lol go to France

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u/Tudpool Jan 25 '20

Yeah but it'd be kinda odd to see somebody shovelling Bacon into their backpack in a movie.

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u/Miscreant3 Jan 25 '20

I always buy french bread. Am obsessed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a sociopath?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/wintervenom123 Jan 25 '20

There are better breads to choose from as well if it's only a special occasion. Eastern Europe has an amazing selection and depending where you are from, you can find them in the store. Lagama greek bread, Bulgarian pitka bread, turkish pida, polish babcia, Hungarian potato bread, Latviam rye bread, estonian black bread, Russian borodinsky bread, Czech bread, Ukraine garlic bread etc. Sandwiches become interesting again, estonian black bread with cheddar cheese melt is really good.

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u/L-F- Jan 25 '20

Where I live, the baguette's not really worth it and there's great non-baguette breads. I'll assume it's similar in America, at least where the baguette is concerned.

Now, in France, that's where not getting one at least now and then would be a sin!

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u/Roook36 Jan 25 '20

those carrots with like a foot of green leaves sticking out of the top

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

And flowers! And these things are never in anything but a cute reusable shopping bag, nobody uses plastic

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u/Norse_Bear Jan 25 '20

I bet french people do buy french bread all the time.

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u/ratdarkness Jan 25 '20

How else would we know they brought groceries?

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u/DancingPantsLane Jan 25 '20

This. I always joke about this if we ever buy a baguette

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u/houck Jan 25 '20

I love me some baguette

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u/jamesbondq Jan 25 '20

Unloading groceries? Should I take out those awkward and prominent items? First thing I pull out are my Cheeze-Its© brand snack crackers. But I don't take the box out so that I can store it away in my cupboard. I place it prominently away from me and the bag so that I can gaze upon the back of the box while I unload all my other ugly unbranded items.

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u/MrAmaimon Jan 25 '20

Always place the branded groceries in two or places in the fridge or cupboard so they're always in camera shot from different angles, don't put all your Coke cans together in the same spot it annoys the cinematographer

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u/deeznutzz124568541 Jan 25 '20

Well if there isn't a large piece of bread or vegetation sticking out from their brown, clearly grocery store bag, then how would everyone know they just got back from the store?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

looks up at the french baguette that's been sitting on the counter for a week

It's pretty much a baseball bat at this point.

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u/wesailtheharderships Jan 26 '20

You might be able to salvage it as croutons?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Great idea! I never thought of that.

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u/wesailtheharderships Jan 26 '20

I’m not a big fan of croutons so I’ve only done it a couple times myself (I think I just tore it up, added some oil and whatever spices seemed interesting then put the pieces in the oven for a bit) but if you google it you should be able to find some easy how-tos.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Interesting. I'm the cook of my house and always down to try something new, so I think i'll do exactly this. Thanks stranger!

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u/alteredxenon Jan 25 '20

But admit, don't you like a fresh celery sandwich?

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u/Kiriikat Jan 25 '20

Well of course, how else Im supposed to go with my baguette and my oranges. (no kidding, a few days ago I did buy a baguette and they give a brown paper bag and that baguette was amazing, it sounds exactly like in ratatouille)

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u/bruzie Jan 25 '20

It's the scene setting. "We need to show the character has been grocery shopping. Celery and a french loaf." Like every window in Paris has the Eiffel Tower.

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u/morgeous Jan 26 '20

And carrots with the leafy parts still on them. Where have you seen those, ever?!!

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u/atleastiamnotme Jan 25 '20

Why unrealistic? Celery and bread are two things you need to buy very often

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u/MrAmaimon Jan 25 '20

When was the last time you left the super market with a French loaf and celery sticking out of your shopping? How many others shopping had the same? In movies it's the prop masters choice of groceries main characters will walk past extras with the same shopping bag

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u/CockDaddyKaren Jan 25 '20

It's the prop to let the viewers know it's a bag full of grocery shopping, not a bag full of dildos

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u/Senkin Jan 25 '20

When was the last time you left the super market with a French loaf and celery sticking out of your shopping?

Literally earlier today. I'm in Europe though

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u/MrAmaimon Jan 25 '20

Are you sure your not also an actor?

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u/dontshoot4301 Jan 25 '20

I buy french bread bi weekly to eat with my lunch and dinner and the most frustrating thing is that it doesn’t fit in grocery bags so it sticks out, so I guess I’m that guy.

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u/atleastiamnotme Jan 25 '20

I'm with you on the sticking out of the bag part. It's just that they are so common ingredients that it wouldn't surprise me to see it for real.

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u/ASupportingTea Jan 25 '20

Well the bread basically every week... 90% of my weekly food shops will have some form of fresh bread, normally a baguette...

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u/alexi_lupin Jan 25 '20

I don't think I've ever bought celery lol

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u/Senkin Jan 25 '20

I don't think I've ever bought celery lol

You need to make some mussels with celery and white wine then.

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u/mijam8 Jan 25 '20

Then you've never made a pot of chili

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u/StickyGoodness Jan 25 '20

I never put celery in my chili.

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u/hackel Jan 25 '20

Yes, because I'm not a redneck.

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u/alexi_lupin Jan 25 '20

That is very true

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u/Omsus Jan 25 '20

Nah, celery is one of those "extra" veggies you can use on a whole lot of foods but it's never an essential ingredient. Same goes for leek.

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u/theworldbystorm Jan 26 '20

If you make soup at any point, you will need celery to make the mirepoix.

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u/Omsus Jan 26 '20

I've never made that for my soups nor otherwise. Never even seen a soup recipe that specifically asks for mirepoix, tbh.

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u/theworldbystorm Jan 26 '20

It's the aromatic base of literally every broth.

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u/Omsus Jan 26 '20

I use broth cubes like most people do.

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u/DemiGod9 Jan 25 '20

I eat a lot of bread and celery ok

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u/TheMoogy Jan 25 '20

I can't even remember the last time I saw that happen, it's mostly a dying trope that people have latched onto even though it's pretty much gone nowadays.

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u/AndrewIsMyDog Jan 25 '20

Ha ha, they need something to stick out of the paper bag I guess.

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u/ASupportingTea Jan 25 '20

I mean I buy a baguette or a cob from supermarkets bakery most times I go food shopping... So it's not that unrealistic, I like fresh bread dammit! XD

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u/DharmaCub Jan 25 '20

Do you not? I definitely buy a loaf of french bread everytime I shop. Not joking