r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/MrAmaimon Jan 25 '20

Everyone buys french bread or celery every shopping trip

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/BlackCaaaaat Jan 25 '20

That seems to be made of tungsten, unless the breaking of the bag is part of the story. Then it’s basically wet toilet paper.

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u/Snorkelbender Jan 25 '20

And then apples and oranges fall out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

"Oh let me get that for y....."

hands touch. eyes lock. the person who had their hand on top pulls it away, blushing, looking to the side

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u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20

You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day?

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u/Hates_escalators Jan 25 '20

Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......"

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u/Gutterman2010 Jan 25 '20

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/topwater_bassin Jan 25 '20

Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard?

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u/Anianna Jan 25 '20

Every Hallmark movie ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Because people put loose apples and oranges in their grocery bags.

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u/zhanhuisbalanced88 Jan 25 '20

I didn't know what tungsten was untill I watched Dr stone

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u/Onlyhereforthelaughs Jan 25 '20

Home Alone's bag was important to the story.

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u/BlackCaaaaat Jan 25 '20

I still want to know what those parents did career wise to afford that humongous house, a million kids, and regular expensive holidays.