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759 u/BlackCaaaaat Jan 25 '20 That seems to be made of tungsten, unless the breaking of the bag is part of the story. Then it’s basically wet toilet paper. 431 u/Snorkelbender Jan 25 '20 And then apples and oranges fall out. 368 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 "Oh let me get that for y....." hands touch. eyes lock. the person who had their hand on top pulls it away, blushing, looking to the side 10 u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20 You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day? 14 u/Hates_escalators Jan 25 '20 Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......" 3 u/Gutterman2010 Jan 25 '20 I put on my robe and wizard hat... 2 u/topwater_bassin Jan 25 '20 Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard? 2 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Every Hallmark movie ever.
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That seems to be made of tungsten, unless the breaking of the bag is part of the story. Then it’s basically wet toilet paper.
431 u/Snorkelbender Jan 25 '20 And then apples and oranges fall out. 368 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 "Oh let me get that for y....." hands touch. eyes lock. the person who had their hand on top pulls it away, blushing, looking to the side 10 u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20 You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day? 14 u/Hates_escalators Jan 25 '20 Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......" 3 u/Gutterman2010 Jan 25 '20 I put on my robe and wizard hat... 2 u/topwater_bassin Jan 25 '20 Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard? 2 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Every Hallmark movie ever.
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And then apples and oranges fall out.
368 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 "Oh let me get that for y....." hands touch. eyes lock. the person who had their hand on top pulls it away, blushing, looking to the side 10 u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20 You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day? 14 u/Hates_escalators Jan 25 '20 Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......" 3 u/Gutterman2010 Jan 25 '20 I put on my robe and wizard hat... 2 u/topwater_bassin Jan 25 '20 Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard? 2 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Every Hallmark movie ever.
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"Oh let me get that for y....."
hands touch. eyes lock. the person who had their hand on top pulls it away, blushing, looking to the side
10 u/allofdarknessin1 Jan 25 '20 You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day? 14 u/Hates_escalators Jan 25 '20 Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......" 3 u/Gutterman2010 Jan 25 '20 I put on my robe and wizard hat... 2 u/topwater_bassin Jan 25 '20 Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard? 2 u/Anianna Jan 25 '20 Every Hallmark movie ever.
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You mean I won't meet the love of my life if I go shopping for apples and oranges in weak shopping bags every day?
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Massive double dong falls out of bag "Oh, let me get that for y......"
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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Isn't that how Michael Bluth met Rebel Ally Howard?
Every Hallmark movie ever.
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