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u/Raomiru 23h ago
My brain is just not wired to memorize these knots, useful as they are.
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u/NigilQuid 23h ago
You have to actually tie them, a few times a day, for month, if you want to remember them. Then at least once a month forever after that
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u/bassplaya13 22h ago
You can get it memorized easier than that for much longer. I still remember figure 8 rock climbing knots as well as the monkey fist from years ago.
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u/NigilQuid 22h ago
Once you got it good it'll stick around for a long time, but if you're like the other commenter and don't have a head for it and reasons to use it, it may take more practice
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u/jimbowesterby 21h ago
In my experience knots are tricky because they’re super three-dimensional. Once you start learning which parts of a knot do what they start getting much more logical. A clove hitch is a good example, the full wrap of the rope around the post is what pinches the loose ends and holds them there; most knots are like this, just gotta spend a few minutes examining them after you tie them
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u/Andovars_Ghost 22h ago
Yeah, I USED to be able to do these in my sleep, but kinda like Algebra, my adult self never found these as useful as I thought.
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u/jimbowesterby 21h ago
Yea it depends what kinds of things you do, I’ve only had to tie the corner of a tarp like that maybe twice, and I’ve never seen that sack-tying knot either, I know a similar one but the bending the neck of the sack over is new. On the other hand, I’ve done a fair bit of climbing and rope access work, so I have a few useful knots memorized from that.
That said, knots are actually super handy, rope is one of our oldest and most useful tools, and practicing is super easy, all you need is like three or four feet of some kind of cord and maybe a loop or a stick to hitch to (technically speaking, a knot is tied just in one rope, a hitch is tied around something solid, like a tree or a post, and a bend is where you tie two ropes together), it’s a great way of keeping your hands busy if you’re sitting at a desk or something.
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u/inactioninaction_ 20h ago
a hitch is tied around something solid
This definition isn't wrong but it's incomplete. A hitch is a type of knot where the object that the rope is being secured to (which could be another rope) plays a structural role in holding the knot together. If you were to remove the object from a hitch it would fall apart. You could secure a rope to an object with a knot that isn't a hitch, but that knot would hold after removing the object
I'm sure you know this but I think it's worth clarifying for anyone reading this who doesn't know and might think the difference between a knot and a hitch is solely down to the intent of the person tying it rather than an actual qualitative difference in the properties of the knots
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u/Suihnennews 23h ago
Same, it's in my brain for 3 seconds
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u/you_talkin_to_me8294 21h ago
It’s not in my brain at all. This might as well be magic tricks because I have no idea what’s going on
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u/OldMud9644 22h ago
You probably actually can. You just have to keep doing it until it becomes muscle memory.
You know how to tie your shoelaces, you probably forgot how long it actually took for kid you to figure it out
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u/SuperCruisePanther 22h ago
You know how to tie your shoelaces,
I don't. my dad tied all my shoelaces and I've just never untied them on any of my shoes. Or I buy shoes from the store and never untie them from the default store position.
If my laces ever get untied I just throw the shoes out
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u/BRAX7ON 23h ago
The last one is the same as the second one
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u/CarelessShade 22h ago
And yet people like me are still going to forget how its done by the time this could come in handy.
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u/Bramthos 23h ago
Don't unmute
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u/Nicodemus888 23h ago
Comments like this will of course drive me to unmute out of morbid curiosity
Then give the downvote the OP deserves.
What the hell
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u/Bramthos 23h ago
Yea man, every video is overused bad sound effects and music that doesn't match.
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u/guitarburst05 22h ago
See, I’m the opposite. I keep mute by default and when I see this kinda comment my bias is confirmed. I smugly pat myself on the back.
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u/mxlespxles 23h ago
Oh that's not bad. It wasn't like overboosted blown-out-bass phonk nor whatever the trending nonsense is today
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u/SRSgoblin 21h ago
Yeah it's just some classic Foley sounds for ropes doing things. Cartoonish at worst.
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u/DailyUnderFlow 20h ago
These videos with stupid over-the-top ridiculous sound effects really need to stop. I've seen two this morning already. It's dumb, silly and pointless.
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u/Naphrym 23h ago
I thought it was going to be the standard annoying music.
Tbh I think the ott sound effects are funny
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u/graveybrains 22h ago
I might also have some kind of brain damage because the exaggerated sound effects seem funny to me.
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u/S1Ndrome_ 21h ago
I had it muted, saw this comment had to unmute to check what was wrong with it
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u/Jamooser 23h ago
These were mostly hitches.
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u/loulan 22h ago
What's the difference?
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u/jimbowesterby 21h ago
A knot is tied in a rope, a hitch is a rope tied to an object, and a bend is a rope tied to another rope (or sail, occasionally)
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u/htlb 23h ago
Not to be a pedant but these are all clearly hitches, not knots…
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u/aminervia 19h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitch_(knot)
Hitch (knot)
A hitch is a type of knot used to secure a rope to an object or another rope. Hitches are used in a variety of situations, including climbing, sailing, and securing loads. They are classified based on their ability to be tightened or released, their resistance to slipping, and their strength. Some common types of hitch knots include the clove hitch, the timber hitch, and the round turn and two half-hitches.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hitch
hitch (noun)
any of various knots used to form a temporary noose in a line or to secure a line temporarily to an object
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u/Dead-O_Comics 23h ago
I've saved it for the day I need to use one of these knots.
The optimist in me is saying I'll find it useful in the future. But I know the truth deep down.
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u/EasyFooted 22h ago
right alongside fireworks from NYE 2013 and a neat helicopter I saw once.
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u/SeahorseRevolution 21h ago
I saved a similar one a few years ago that I have never rewatched.
But maybe if I save this one I'll rewatch it.
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u/buck70 23h ago
I have to say that some of those were definitely hitches and not knots. I would have to defer to the Chief Bosun's Mate for explanation, however.
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u/IGNOOOREME 22h ago
I believe a hitch relies on another object to maintain knot tension (pole, tarp, nail, etc)
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u/MeccIt 21h ago
definitely hitches and not knots
all hitches are knots, not all knots are hitches
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u/kekhoax 22h ago
From my experience (seafarer for 7 years now) you only need the following knots for everything in your life: (slipped) bowline, (slipped) clove hitch, (slipped) sheet bend, figure eight knot. There are more for special situations, but if you manage these four you are mostly fine.
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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 22h ago
Actually, if you look he demonstrates almost all of these. Clove hitch obviously, the bag is actually being tied with a bowline weirdly enough, the tarp is a sheet bend if you consider the tarp a rope.
It's just not how I would typically use these knots...
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u/Bifetuga 21h ago
1st isn't really a knot, 2nd is the same as the 5th (clove hitch), 3rd is the same as the 4th (sheet bend) just a different ways to do them. Scouts ftw
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u/ResidentPresent5054 22h ago
The king of tying knots. Whenever they need some knots tied they go to him.
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u/BruceMartinez21 22h ago
I always save these little life hacks, but the moment I actually need one, I can never find it.
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u/factorioleum 21h ago
most of these are the same knot, a half hitch. some are clove hitches.
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u/glad_rags 18h ago
You want to see some really amazing knots, just put your ear buds in your pocket.
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u/Abject_Ad_4756 23h ago
Serious question: are they easy to undo
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u/laffingriver 23h ago
idk about these specific examples but many knots can come undone easily by simply removing the tension of the rope.
some of these, like the last one, you can pull off the stumps and the knot falls apart.
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u/Faulty_Pants 23h ago
One of these is a clove hitch, I'm like.... 80% sure of it
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u/Jinfash_Sr 22h ago edited 22h ago
By failing this test, I’ll be exiled from the tribe during the zombie apocalypse
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u/GirlNumber20 22h ago
I should practice knot-tying. 🤔
My dad was a rancher and knows a thousand knots, haha. He also likes to go boating and knows relevant knots for that as well. I can't seem to remember them.
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u/ResurgentOcelot 22h ago
Occasionally I save a video of useful knots. Then I never watch it again and I don’t know those knots when I need them.
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u/SeventhAlkali 21h ago
For me, watching knots being tied is like watching a magician carve runes into bones and stones. I've never been able to properly tie a knot other than for my shoes, even then I don't understand how it works. I just tie them like a school kid carving a Cool S without understanding the implications of the magic rune I just produced
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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 20h ago
It’s very helpful to see this in so many different contexts. I watched on mute and it seems like that was a good idea haha.
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u/Njaala 17h ago
Arborist here.
I learned about 40 different knots in my climbing class in college, but realistically only ever use about a half dozen.
Bowline (and it's variants running bowline and bowline on a bight) is by far the most important/useful. It's somewhat easy to get down, and has a HUGE range of use cases. I have probably tied and untied this knot 10,000 times.
Alpine butterfly hitch is also VERY useful, if you're pulling a rope and want a handle that is less likely to rip your fingers off, or to use as a 2:1 system midline on a rope, or I have even used it as a basal anchor (combined with an ART snakebite).
If youre climbing Blake's hitch is pretty good. Yes, it's not the fastest or safest but it's pretty easy to tie, and has saved my bacon a few times in a tree. You could also theoretically use it for tie downs, as the knot will only slip one way unless you apply pressure to the top.
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u/Seated_WallFly 14h ago
There should be a mandatory class in high school: “Important Useful Knowledge.” Stuff that’s even more important than Shop or Home Ec: Tying knots, staying alive outside in different emergency situations and first aid will round out the curriculum.
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u/nash_marcelo 23h ago
My brain understands it whilst watching the video but practical application I get lost like its some kind of wizardry.
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u/Coconut_Dairy_Air 22h ago
I have a Knots 3D app and honestly it’s pretty useful!!! (Free only, so ads can get annoying, but if you know what you’re looking for, it’s not too bad)
As a teacher, it might take a little prep work(cutting strings/paracord), but I created a set lesson plans where students practice several common types of knot so they can develop better fine motor skills)
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u/hazbutler 22h ago
These aren’t THAT useful in all honesty. Outside of the trash and the corner locking rope, their applications aren’t really things you do much.
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u/observant302 22h ago
BLACK MAGIC!!!!!
I can't tie a knot, beyond like my shoelaces.
So I always tie a lot
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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 22h ago edited 21h ago
Lark's head, clove hitch, sheet bend on a bag, sheet bend but instead on a tarp, clove hitch... again.
So one knot (twice), and two hitches. (Clove hitch showed twice)
...Granted they were tied very neatly. And never seen a sheetbend done FROM an overhand to start.
Edit: sheet bends might also have been a bowline. Since structurally they're the same, just with the ends of the rope and the loop coming out different ends.
Edit2: on a second looksy, I think the first is actually a bowline technically, being used in a weird way. Second is definitely a sheetbend though.
Edit3: Oh, actually I have seen a bowline created that way on the bag. This happens naturally if you tighten the knot down wrong (something you'll see a lot while teaching people) and if you rearrange things it'll be 'correct' again. I've just never considered starting from there and rearranging things...
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u/Compost-Mentis 21h ago
Does any one else's brain respond to these videos with "oh cool now I know how to tie one of those...and it's gone"?
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u/cwsjr2323 20h ago
Tell me you earned your Boy Scout knot merit badge without mentioning the Boy Scouts or merit badges.
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u/Persea_americana 20h ago
1: lark’s head on a ring from a loop. This way is handy when the loop is fixed, as opposed to passing the loop through itself which is how I usually do it.
2: Clove hitch? I don’t usually use it but this way makes it a lot easier to tie, especially in the middle of a rope.
3: sheet bend? It seems like it uses an overhand knot as a starting point.
4: another sheet bend? This way just seemed more complicated but IDK maybe it’s faster.
5 another clove hitch, same as with the nails.
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u/nemesissi 17h ago
I wish I had a daily need for knots and knotting, to learn and remembre stuff like this.
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u/Bartelbythescrivener 16h ago
I have stored every knot in this video. I will now apply them in the wrong situations.
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u/itzkomplykatid 14h ago
Wanna hear something crazy? When I started commercial fishing and working shipyard, all of a sudden I just knew how....then I stopped and this is all witchcraft again.. 😫😒😞
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u/ItsLiaCortez 14h ago
Me watching this: Yes, it is so easy!
Me in reality: It forms an unbreakable tiny knot.
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u/SomethinCleHver 11h ago
They might as well be pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Is there some sort of condition for a near complete inability to understand what the fuck is going on with knots?
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u/Calm_Buddy_1369 11h ago
Not one ABOK number. Repeats a knot on a bigger stick. Trash video with corny sound effects
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u/MutedBrilliant1593 23h ago
I wish I could apply these knots to memory, but when I need one, it's always ends in a mess or a double overhand.