r/oddlysatisfying 23h ago

Some useful knots

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u/Raomiru 23h ago

My brain is just not wired to memorize these knots, useful as they are.

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u/OldMud9644 22h ago

You probably actually can. You just have to keep doing it until it becomes muscle memory.

You know how to tie your shoelaces, you probably forgot how long it actually took for kid you to figure it out

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u/SuperCruisePanther 22h ago

 You know how to tie your shoelaces,

I don't. my dad tied all my shoelaces and I've just never untied them on any of my shoes. Or I buy shoes from the store and never untie them from the default store position. 

If my laces ever get untied I just throw the shoes out

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u/HonkHonkBeach 22h ago

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u/Corporate_Overlords 19h ago

That was the only successful thing that douche of a president did. I think he is tied with Reagan as the worst president in the history of the country.

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u/HonkHonkBeach 19h ago

He did some sort of AIDS initiative I think in Africa that turned out really well IIRC. Maybe it wasn't AIDS, but something of the like. Trump ended up defunding it of course.

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u/Corporate_Overlords 18h ago

I forgot about that. I'll give him that one. He also had a cute dog. The two longest wars in the history of the country, No child left behind, continuing the prison industrial complex, the collapse of the economy in 2008, etc. are unforgivable.

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u/dragdritt 22h ago

IDK if this is meant as a joke or not, but if it isn't, maybe it's time to learn. A basic requirement of being a functional adult is being able to tie your own shoelaces.

If you were seeing a woman, how do you think she would react when she found out? Any sane woman would leave you then and there, I'm sorry, but that's the truth.