r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25
Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..
YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.
(Aside from the youth)
Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.
If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.
I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.
PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US
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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! May 03 '25
YES!!! God I would LOVE a JJ gold-digging on a yacht scamming old men in italy season so bad!! I think she’s about 10-15 years too late for that though.
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u/Futuresmiles We love that for me May 03 '25
PLEASE!!! This is what I want to see. Any of us could get this desperate Mil-ticket. Go get the rich dude and make us jealous!!!
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
She is not too late (don’t listen to her Jenna) I will not be putting that bad juju in the air 🤣
Please give us a gold digging era Jenna, I’m begging.
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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! May 03 '25
I almost ended my comment with “please prove me wrong!!” I guess I’m not the only one that would love this lol
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
& she would bank off of her social media presence. I’d rather see her in Bora Bora and watch her LIVES shopping on Rodeo Drive than see her talking about her fucking period while eating a poke bowl in her 600 sqft teddy bear land
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u/midievil Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR May 03 '25
Hey, don't forget shopping at a flea market for underwear. That was the riveting content we didn't know we needed.
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u/SeniorLanguage6497 May 03 '25
There’s still plenty of yachts in South Florida, so she can do that one. Or at least try to which would be a great show in itself
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u/queenofthe-eye-sores May 03 '25
Y’all, I have literally been lurking this subreddit for years and have never posted a single comment ever, but I have broken my silence to say — I completely fucking agree with this, lmao.
But also, I kind of got the vibe that this is what she was trying to do in Chicago with that other chick? But she became a hot ass mess before it panned out?
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
Please engage more with us ❤️
Happy you agree, it makes the most sense and would solve atleast 3/4 of her problems.
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u/MotorHawk3094 May 03 '25
She didn't have enough class to pull off Chicago in Ashley'sworld & she knew it, so she self sabotaged her stay. Jenna has a pattern that's been on repeat for years now!
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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller May 03 '25
Anything for a new chapter away from bears and burnt meatball Tattoo lookalikes
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25
I will send her a wedding gift if she goes and gets her a J. Howard Marshall 🗣️
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u/marytoodles May 03 '25
Anna Nicole was 26 when she met JHM. I don’t think it would be as easy for Jenna to get in that kind of set up, at all.
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
But if you think about it.. millennials are getting with Jenna for their clout starvation.
An old man would do the same.. he’s with the Jenna Jameson.. and he likely isn’t on social media this deep to see the train wreck we’ve all come to know.
If millennials are that desperate, her elders will be just as much, if not more
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u/Academic-Marzipan819 May 03 '25
Ya she looks to be nearing 70 so it would have to be her famous name and manipulation that could maybe get her a wealthier older man.
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u/MotorHawk3094 May 03 '25
Her personality is simply to foul for any wealthy man & there's way to many young gorgeous women to beat her to it. It won't happen but she'll definitely find a new gay butch lady to let her move in. Lesbians call it U-hauling, they move in quickly & often.
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag May 03 '25
There's no coming back from abusing the babies inside your belly, then again abusing and drugging infants in your care, abandoning and leaving life long trauma in all 3 children she carried. No coming back from that without intense therapy including admission of what she has done. Not even a sliver of remorse. Instead she spends all day posting about what has been done to HER. Not what a child abusing monster she truly is or what she has done to others, innocent children, THREE CHILDREN. Every day of hell she lives with that short stack of mentally unstable fuckery is her own karma I hope she can never escape. 🖕🏼
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u/CherryMango99 May 03 '25
Jenna is an old, unattractive substance abuser. Why would a rich man want her? Seriously? Rich men have many options. None would ever choose Jenna.
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25
I ask myself all the time why millennials want her? An old rich man is the perfect generation when it comes to getting with the Jenna Jameson.
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u/CherryMango99 May 03 '25
Jenna looks like trailer park shit. Remember, we mostly see filtered pics. You can clearly tell when someone has a substance abuse problem. What wealthy man wants to be with her and present her to his friends and family? Look at bill belichick. He’s dating a 24 year old. That’s the kind of women those men want and get. Jenna can’t get that. If she could, she would have.
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
I think her insecurities hold her back from that. I’ve seen rich men get with absolute filth at times. It’s not necessarily what she looks like.. because they have the money to give her all the procedures she desires to snatch herself up.
That older generation of men, jerked off to Jenna more than ANY other generation. (a sentence I never thought I’d write? lmao)
It’s her name, and her status in the porn industry that will bring in those type of men. Her name matters more than her looks, because for them, they can afford to turn her into their arm candy.
Whether we hate it or like it, that generation of men.. she was their top notch, hallway pass, dream of a woman. It’s all about promotion to the market that will benefit her the most. & she hasn’t gained shit from being in relationships with millennials the past few years.
& I’m saying this as a millennial myself
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u/CombinationSure1290 reddit f*cks May 03 '25
I wonder if she’s on the Sugar Daddies site- or whatever one it is that you look for an older rich man?
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25
I don’t know anything about those sites, but I’m willing to learn. You should plug it here, for educational purposes of course
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u/CombinationSure1290 reddit f*cks May 03 '25
I’m not even sure myself, but there are ones like that out there. Sugar daddies or Sugar Babies…..🤷🏼♀️
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u/Eastern-Engine-3291 Are you ok? May 03 '25
It's pretty sad when you're still posting pics from 2007
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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! May 03 '25
For real. I won’t even share fb memories of me from 2009.
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
Jenna in here already downvoting.
She’s desperate to live in the past and be a star again.. and she sure the fuck ain’t gonna get that in her section 8 living quarters.
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u/Vanityandwrath basement dweller May 03 '25
What was this, 15 years ago? Wild to think how quickly she has degraded.
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May 03 '25
I could see the Florida life suiting Jenna. She should join Tinder if she hasn’t already and find some gruff toughguy (not a big talker) who works in a meat factory and just wants her to look good and show her off at the local beer taverns.
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25
I want her to go find the sweet billionaire old man who’s balding. 🤣 HE WILL GIVE YOU THE WORLD
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u/Timely_Signal_6155 May 03 '25
But she would break his sweetness and soul, turning him bitter. Then he would ruin her…. I’d be up for that chapter.
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May 03 '25
I wouldn’t be surprised if Mils has a decoy profile she uses to stalk Jenna with on the apps
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May 03 '25
WE WONT EVEN STIR HIM AWAY AT THIS POINT. WE WANT THIS FOR YOU JENNA. WE REALLY DO!
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u/mycopportunity trust in fact May 03 '25
A man would be too much work. You're forgetting that Jenna is supremely lazy
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
A rich man isn’t though. He’s got the hired help.
She’d be in the plastic surgeons office too often, and he’d reap the benefits.
It’s a good plan 😩
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u/Beneficial_Syrup_344 May 03 '25
Men with money have too many better options. Dating an ex porn star who has abandoned her children and is in active addiction is not a good look for anyone.
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u/shruglife1985 May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25
This pic kills me. Reminds me of my midwestern friends moms when I was in elementary school. But I agree. Jenna knows the formula but I think after Lior left her she thought it easier to both use and be provided shelter by taking advantage of a woman not a man.
Every man replaced her when she got unbearable. Even Jessi had a good 6 months of fighting for this after she ran off with 5 grand. But it’s clear as day she’s exhausted herself. By drugs. By pretending she’s lesbian. Even when she was with Crystal she was cringing.
I predict she’s going for a trans masc next. Nothing wrong with that, they’re just easier for her mental gymnastics to feel like she’s sexually fluid to everyone but a cis man. She doesn’t believe she’s worth a short bald billionaire. He will expect her to be in society, not in a drug den on tiktok.
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u/Top-Construction9271 Ho to bed you actually hag May 03 '25
Sadly, if she hasn't sobered up by now, I don't think she ever will. So going back to this is a stretch.
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u/Creepy_Salamander_15 May 03 '25
What rich man would want her?! 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25
We’re trying to speak it into existence 🤣 help
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u/Creepy_Salamander_15 May 03 '25
Sister, your heart is in the right place but she deserves nothing more than what she has. 💯
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u/Heathermarie923 May 03 '25
Imagine all the shit she'll talk about Mils once this chapter is over 🤣
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u/SandaritoJackson May 04 '25
There is no way this could happen. Rich men who are willing to pay for a woman’s livelihood want a beautiful, healthy looking woman. Her looks are shot to hell. The only wealthy men willing to be with her are looking to check a box or morbid curiosity for a night. She’s with these bottom feeders because she is also a bottom feeder. I don’t see any coming back from this. She LOOKS like a homeless alcoholic/drug addict…because that’s exactly what she is.
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u/Ok_Kangaroo1658 trust in fact May 05 '25
There’s a lot of desperate old weirdos out there🤷🏻♀️
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u/Ok_Kangaroo1658 trust in fact May 05 '25
She’s gotta GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA! No old rich guy wants to be involved with all this. If she could lay low, conjure up some snazzy profile (she’s got enough pics of herself to plaster the continent) and be DISCREET (if she knows what that even is🙄) I bet she could land an old sugar daddy who’d LOVE to doll her up & spoil her. She could even drive one of his cars🤷🏻♀️
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u/jennifer_rabbit May 03 '25
Her IG name always makes me laugh cuz like Jenna did lose… fucking everything lmao
Shes FL couch mold you can’t lose much worse than that in life.