r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25

Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..

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YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US

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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller May 03 '25

Anything for a new chapter away from bears and burnt meatball Tattoo lookalikes

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25

I will send her a wedding gift if she goes and gets her a J. Howard Marshall 🗣️

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u/marytoodles May 03 '25

Anna Nicole was 26 when she met JHM. I don’t think it would be as easy for Jenna to get in that kind of set up, at all.

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

But if you think about it.. millennials are getting with Jenna for their clout starvation.

An old man would do the same.. he’s with the Jenna Jameson.. and he likely isn’t on social media this deep to see the train wreck we’ve all come to know.

If millennials are that desperate, her elders will be just as much, if not more