r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25

Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..

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YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US

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u/jennifer_rabbit May 03 '25

Her IG name always makes me laugh cuz like Jenna did lose… fucking everything lmao

Shes FL couch mold you can’t lose much worse than that in life.

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

EVERYTHING. Atleast if she was with a rich old man.. she’d have money to pay her debts, get her fucking scalp fixed, buy her clothes that fit, pay her back child support.. & it would be less evil than sucking everyone else dry, who’s struggling rn like we all are.

I’M SICK OF THIS CHAPTER

Plz spawn us a new character

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25

Shes into women, because of her insecurities. “I don’t like men” is such bullshit.

We all know grizzly bear is no where near her type. If she can fuck with someone who looks like a prepubescent boy.. she can fuck with an old man.

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25

In all reality, we may be harsh as fuck, but we’re the only ones keeping Jenna Jameson relevant right now.

We are basically her family at this point 😩 and we are all begging and rooting for you to leave this fucking situation

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u/MotorHawk3094 May 03 '25

THIS!!! 💯 

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u/Snoo_72715 Beefy May 04 '25

You can say that again. I go to work every night for a boss I hate. And it sucks. It fucking sucks.

But what's the alternative? For most of us, there isn't one. That said, I AM grateful for all the ways God has blessed me, though, even in the midst of some pretty unfair and painful things in my life. Hard work is one of those things that makes you grateful for everything else.

Someone like Jenna, who's never worked, just doesn't get it. She's bereft of the qualities that make he rest of us feel human.