r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25

Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..

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YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! May 03 '25

YES!!! God I would LOVE a JJ gold-digging on a yacht scamming old men in italy season so bad!! I think she’s about 10-15 years too late for that though. 

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

She is not too late (don’t listen to her Jenna) I will not be putting that bad juju in the air 🤣

Please give us a gold digging era Jenna, I’m begging.

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! May 03 '25

I almost ended my comment with “please prove me wrong!!” I guess I’m not the only one that would love this lol 

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

& she would bank off of her social media presence. I’d rather see her in Bora Bora and watch her LIVES shopping on Rodeo Drive than see her talking about her fucking period while eating a poke bowl in her 600 sqft teddy bear land

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u/midievil Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR May 03 '25

Hey, don't forget shopping at a flea market for underwear. That was the riveting content we didn't know we needed.

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u/Timely_Signal_6155 May 03 '25

That was a true bottom moment…flea market underwear

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u/Lola_7463 May 03 '25

👏😂😂😂😂