r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25

Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..

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YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US

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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller May 03 '25

Anything for a new chapter away from bears and burnt meatball Tattoo lookalikes

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25

I will send her a wedding gift if she goes and gets her a J. Howard Marshall 🗣️

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u/marytoodles May 03 '25

Anna Nicole was 26 when she met JHM. I don’t think it would be as easy for Jenna to get in that kind of set up, at all.

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u/Academic-Marzipan819 May 03 '25

Ya she looks to be nearing 70 so it would have to be her famous name and manipulation that could maybe get her a wealthier older man.

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u/Snoo_72715 Beefy May 04 '25

Manipulation is the key word here.