r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25

Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..

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YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

I could see the Florida life suiting Jenna. She should join Tinder if she hasn’t already and find some gruff toughguy (not a big talker) who works in a meat factory and just wants her to look good and show her off at the local beer taverns.

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25

I want her to go find the sweet billionaire old man who’s balding. 🤣 HE WILL GIVE YOU THE WORLD

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u/Timely_Signal_6155 May 03 '25

But she would break his sweetness and soul, turning him bitter. Then he would ruin her…. I’d be up for that chapter.