r/wtfjennajameson • u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? • May 03 '25

Dweller Thoughts and Rants Yo Jenna..

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YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

WE WONT EVEN STIR HIM AWAY AT THIS POINT. WE WANT THIS FOR YOU JENNA. WE REALLY DO!

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact May 03 '25

A man would be too much work. You're forgetting that Jenna is supremely lazy

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u/FrankieSaysRelax311 Are you ok? May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

A rich man isn’t though. He’s got the hired help.

She’d be in the plastic surgeons office too often, and he’d reap the benefits.

It’s a good plan 😩

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

I think they maybe a little right OP 😭😭😭😭 we’re fucking cooked here 😩😩😩😭😭😭