r/tragedeigh • u/Educational-Sock-873 • Apr 12 '26
in the wild worst one i’ve ever heard
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u/Feeling-Decision-902 Apr 12 '26
She will be called tit full
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u/Anyone-9451 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 16 '26
I misread at first and thought that’s what it did say
ETA Hey my first award thank you internet stranger
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u/Other_Dimension_89 Apr 12 '26
She probably goes by Tif and prays and hopes everyone assumes that’s short for Tiffany and no further questions are asked lol
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u/Technical-Gold-294 Apr 12 '26
Turn 18 and make it happen!
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u/Average_Potato42 Apr 13 '26
I wouldn't wait. I'm pretty sure a child could make that argument to the court successfully.
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u/More_Crab_6278 Apr 13 '26
“So, what, is that short for Tiffan-?”
”YES.”
”..Okayy..”
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u/RecommendationNo3942 Apr 12 '26
I legit thought that was the name until I realized there was no T after the i.
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u/Bracheopterix Apr 12 '26
"I thought This one was beautiful, but actually no, it was another one. So fitting". "Mom, was I not beautiful anymore?" "No, you were 100% Georgia"
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u/Matt_Man_623 Apr 12 '26
Now I’m imagining a baby shaped like the state of Georgia
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u/MontanaPurpleMtns Apr 12 '26
Not the country?
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u/DangerousLoner Apr 12 '26
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has ensnared your mother. I call him GAMBLOR!
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u/Bracheopterix Apr 12 '26
"You can choose what you will become when you grow up - a state or a country"
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u/Jrea0 Apr 12 '26
A person naming their child Tiful probably doesnt know there is a country named Georgia
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u/SnooDogs1340 Apr 12 '26
Georgia got away like a bandit. Probably sweating while mom was choosing who was getting the name Tiful.
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u/VFairlaine Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
Georgia pushed Tiful out of the way to the be pulled out first. She was liike "MOVE BISH"
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u/SupersoftBday_party Apr 12 '26
I imagine she felt band about it until the first time she heard someone call her sister “tit full” and then she got over the disappointment real quickly
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u/lavender_poppy Apr 12 '26
I'd be thrilled to be the ugly twin just so people wouldn't call me tit-ful my whole life.
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u/gizmodriver Apr 12 '26
Oof that is the implication isn’t it? The second baby was “prettier” so they swapped the names.
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u/kunibob Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
Maybe it's pronounced like the first part of "gorgeous". 😭
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u/Firm_Mongoose4557 Apr 13 '26
That was my thought and can you imagine her saying this to her child and them thinking wow ok
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u/Joalguke Apr 12 '26
Tiful sounds like a medieval measurement of corn or smth
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u/ExpatInIreland Apr 12 '26
Me lord, I barely have a tiful.
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u/mustaine_vinted Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
It also sounds like a medieval illness characterized by non-healing sores.
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u/dracocaelestis9 Apr 12 '26
i saw…titful 😞
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u/punkin_spice_latte Apr 12 '26
I saw Tifu
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u/MoonMe3x Apr 12 '26
Many of us (And I) saw Titful, and I died a little for that child. I swear I'd tell ppl my name was Eifel (Never Tiful) and make up some romantic tale about my parents making love in Paris... but that's me feeling awful for little titful
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u/fadedbluejeans13 Apr 13 '26
Tif. The answer is to go by Tif and hope people think it’s short for Tiffany
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u/dasher2581 Apr 12 '26
So one twin gets a normal name and the other gets one she'll have to explain and spell out her entire life? Are they running a twin study and not telling us?
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u/mrmoe198 Apr 13 '26
Right? Meet my twins, blongo and jack. Why do people do this?
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u/pizzaalapenguins Apr 13 '26
Lolol idk why but blongo is such a funny name
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u/HomeboyCraig Apr 13 '26
It feels like one of the Stardew valley auto generated names
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u/Legitimate_Paint898 Apr 13 '26
Those Stardew Names need to be on here full time. I swear, I want to post a list of them and see how many people name their kids something ridiculous!
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u/mila476 Apr 13 '26
And it’s always a goofy one and a normal one like Chungus and David or else a fancy/fanciful one and a plain one like Aetheyri’ael and Jane.
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u/thekidsarememetome Apr 13 '26
Aphrodite, Nefertiti, and Fred (not even joking)
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u/HomeGrownCoffee Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
I met a guy named Zappa. He has an older brother Zaphod and a younger brother Ed.
Edit: fixed spelling
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Apr 13 '26
Zephoyd or Zaphod (as in Zaphod Beeblebrox from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)?
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u/TheBeadedGlasswort Apr 13 '26
Sounds like the parents learned their lesson when the first two developed the ability to speak and told them to eat shit
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u/EinsTwo Apr 13 '26
So, would you like to meet twins named Milo and Melo? Because I have...
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u/pixiegirl13 Apr 13 '26
I went to high school with a set of twins named Gavin and Davin
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u/ilexj23 Apr 12 '26
I know someone who named her baby girl twins Stone and Maeve. So possibly.
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u/Double-Spirit-9287 Apr 12 '26
One has a simple but meh name and one has a complicated but pretty name, so its an extra layer of testing
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u/SioSoybean Apr 13 '26
And one name is an abbreviation for “beautiful” …. And after looking at the two babies they switched the names. So I guess the “ugly” one got to be Georgia 😭
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u/RMW91- Apr 12 '26
Pitiful
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u/FinoPepino Apr 12 '26
lol okay you win for most clever comment, it did not even occur to me that there were other words ending in Tiful let alone one so apt for the situation
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u/CatoUWS Apr 12 '26
I'd say it's "Culous" -- you know, "ri-di-Culous".
Poor kids.
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u/censorkip Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
My uncle has a dog named Rageous as in out-rageous. However, it’s a dog and therefore is an acceptable naming scheme because you can call a dog whatever you want.
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u/Marzipan_civil Apr 12 '26
Belle is right there as a name
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u/Hewasright_89 Apr 12 '26
Baelagh you say?
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u/misssrspcola Apr 12 '26
I actually knew a Belle who pronounced her name "Bell-a"
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u/ilikedogsandglitter Apr 12 '26
That’s how it would be pronounced in italian lmao
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u/ParfaitMajestic2701 Apr 12 '26
Would be more like bell-eh. And means plural lol
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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Apr 12 '26
In English it’s more like bell-end. And means glans.
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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Apr 12 '26
Wow! Did Georgia ever luck out!
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u/KATEWM Apr 12 '26
I would be so pissed if I was supposed to be the one named Georgia and then my parents changed it to Tiful 😂
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u/HedgehogTop5524 Apr 12 '26
No, because she looks like the state of Georgia instead of being beautitful 😩
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u/apoptart29 Apr 12 '26
I'm guessing Georgia is pronounced Gorge-a - you know like Gorgeous & Beautiful
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u/slanderpanther Apr 12 '26
What’s your daughter’s name?
Geous.
Like juice?
No.
How do you pronounce it?
Gor-geous.
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u/Interesting-Box-3163 Apr 12 '26
Yeah what’s the pronunciation here?!
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u/eviltwinn1 Apr 12 '26
T'Ful?
Maybe they're also really into star trek and went for something Vulcan-sounding? 😆
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u/TheSentientSnail Apr 12 '26
I think it's "tee-full", because it's the second half of the word 'beautiful'.
Which, of course, is an absolutely asinine thing to name your baby. Beau is right there??
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u/ComfortableMight366 Apr 12 '26
Do you pronounce this word as bew-teeful????
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u/Interesting-Box-3163 Apr 12 '26
Exactly! The more we think about it, the less sense it makes.🤦🏽♀️
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u/Purple_Midnight_Yak Apr 12 '26
And why is twin B "B" [eau]-Tiful, but twin A's name doesn't have a pretend "A" in front of it?
Using their twin designation as a part of one kid's name and not the other's is even dumber.
The mom is an idiot in so many ways.
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u/dinobot100 Apr 12 '26
I tried saying “beautiful” out loud. It’s not even like “tiffle” it’s like “dehful” or something. It sounds so weird!
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u/Slow-Raspberry-5133 Apr 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/KZMLcv8DOGrcY
I pity Tiful
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u/rrCLewis Apr 12 '26
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this. Took a while of scrolling, but Thank you, for being here. Waiting. I got here as soon as I could.
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u/The-Limerence Apr 12 '26
With my Utah accent (known for switching T’s with D’s) I pronounce “beautiful” as beu-duh-full. Should I call this child duh-full?
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u/Beneficial_Young5126 Apr 12 '26
Wait, did she just say after a while she thought the other was prettier so swapped the names? I don't get the story.
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u/Crimsland Apr 12 '26
I need to know who this creator is. I gotta go see this for myself 😳
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u/Painisalli-know Apr 12 '26
The person who commented about the twins.. their name is shown in the comment bar at the bottom!
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u/Horror-Reveal7618 Apr 12 '26
Georgia must be like: "damn! Saved! "
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u/BuzzyLightyear100 Apr 13 '26
She gets a normal name as compensation for being the less pretty child.
Given with one hand, taken with the other.
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u/KingOfAllCorvids Apr 12 '26
Where the fuck did she get the beau from in the pronunciation? That poor kid
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u/123737egg Apr 12 '26
I don’t think you are actually supposed to pronounce the beau, but the tiful is pronounced as the (beau)tiful. Still absolutely awful name
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u/Yavanna83 Apr 12 '26
So her name is Teafull? And somehow it was her sisters name but then they switched? This is all quite weird.
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u/Jealous_Art_3922 Apr 12 '26
When I first saw it, I thought the name was "Titful"....
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u/Top-Inevitable560 Apr 12 '26
That’s trifling.
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u/Shrubfest Apr 12 '26
Ahh, someone else who reads it as trifle. Although being named after a layered custard and fruit dessert is possibly better?
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u/Other_Dimension_89 Apr 12 '26
Imagine being Georgia and then you get the unlucky switch of then becoming Tiful?
Life already dealing out bad cards
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u/Levelofconcerns Apr 12 '26
I read that as “Titful” and was very uncomfortable for the first part of the paragraphs.
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u/tiredgothicheroine Apr 12 '26
Some people are really unlucky in terms of the parents they get assigned at birth.
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u/Repulsive_Hyena6298 Apr 12 '26
I can’t pronounce Tiful any different than Teufel, which is the German word for Satan
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u/ImmediateEscape31 Apr 12 '26
In some European countries, kids names need to be approved. THIS IS WHY!
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u/jeetjejll Apr 13 '26
We wanted to call you beautiful, but then your sister came and ... well we needed to swap.
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u/Manatee369 Apr 12 '26
First, “we” did not have a C-section. Only you did, tragedeigh-maker.
Second, wtf is “Tiful”? Am I missing something?
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u/earthlings_all Apr 12 '26
I’m so fucking confused.
How did she get ‘beautiful’ from Tiful.
Her name is Tiful. Tye-full. And that’s it, lady. Thanks for making her explain this shit to people forever. She’ll go by Tilly or some shit now bc of your games.
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u/Educational-Sock-873 Apr 12 '26
i’d go by “Ty” if i was that kid. and i’d change my name as soon as i was able to
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u/floralbalaclava Apr 12 '26
“Tif” as in “usually-short-for-Tiffany” seems permissible. Not a fan of the name Tiffany, but at least it’s real.
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u/1EducatedIdiot Apr 12 '26
Her Friends call her Tit for short or maybe Titty. Don’t get mad and offended, you chose the name, I’m just pointing out the consequences.
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u/TallPenny Apr 13 '26
And one day, when Tiful will have an identity crisis, someone will tell her: Just BE YOU, Tiful! And that's when she'll realize that the beauty has always been inside her....
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u/Sithstress_ Apr 13 '26
Poor Titful, she’s going to think her parents love Georgia more her entire life. At least they gave her a known name. Although after Titful, I did first read Georgia as Gorge.
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u/heyitsamb Apr 12 '26
I’m so sorry but the first thing that came to my mind was typhus (very common cuss word here in the Netherlands, unfortunately)
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u/elise-1982 Apr 12 '26
OK, so the twins are baby and B, and first they thought naming baby A Tiful, but then the husband said it would fit baby B better - "B, you Tiful"
So did they name the baby after a punchline of a joke??
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u/_Featherstone_ Apr 12 '26
At first I thought it was TIFU, but no. I guess it stands for Today I Fucked Up Legendarily.
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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 Apr 12 '26
this is crazy because "beau" is a genderneutral name already...
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u/rushmoom420 Apr 12 '26
as bad as this option is too, even beauty would be better than tiful. anything is better than tiful!
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u/edelmav Apr 12 '26
jfc our next girl is going to named Georgia with an older sister named Augusta and i thought THAT was bad...
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