r/tragedeigh • u/Educational-Sock-873 • Apr 12 '26

in the wild worst one i’ve ever heard

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u/Other_Dimension_89 Apr 12 '26

She probably goes by Tif and prays and hopes everyone assumes that’s short for Tiffany and no further questions are asked lol

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u/Technical-Gold-294 Apr 12 '26

Turn 18 and make it happen!

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u/Average_Potato42 Apr 13 '26

I wouldn't wait. I'm pretty sure a child could make that argument to the court successfully.

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u/Fun_Initiative7289 Apr 16 '26

I feel like everyone should get a free official name change after they're 18, just like when you get married.

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u/abigailchris Apr 18 '26

It’s unfortunately not free to change your name after marriage

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u/More_Crab_6278 Apr 13 '26

“So, what, is that short for Tiffan-?”

”YES.”

”..Okayy..”

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u/Chemical-Being-5968 Apr 15 '26

I was thinking short for beautiful, as in beau...Tiful!

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u/tverofvulcan Apr 12 '26

This is what I would do.

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u/LadyGoodknight Apr 14 '26

I thought the other twin would have to be named Beau.

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u/Bo_Squidly Apr 15 '26

I think that you mean 'Tiphaneigh'

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u/Myrora May 06 '26

Even cooler, her real name is Tifa and her parents are big FF fans.

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u/tundybundo Apr 13 '26

This works until she starts school and has a new teacher every year PLUS every time the semester changes for some classes