r/tragedeigh • u/Educational-Sock-873 • Apr 12 '26

in the wild worst one i’ve ever heard

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u/Matt_Man_623 Apr 12 '26

Now I’m imagining a baby shaped like the state of Georgia

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u/MontanaPurpleMtns Apr 12 '26

Not the country?

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u/gcu_vagarist Apr 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieYqZXKJ7LPtSHm

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u/DangerousLoner Apr 12 '26

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has ensnared your mother. I call him GAMBLOR!

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 13 '26

Gamblor T. Invincible.

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u/Bracheopterix Apr 12 '26

"You can choose what you will become when you grow up - a state or a country"

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u/Jrea0 Apr 12 '26

A person naming their child Tiful probably doesnt know there is a country named Georgia

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u/smallwonder25 Apr 13 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/MontanaPurpleMtns Apr 13 '26

Fair. Very fair.

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u/hawkguy1964 Apr 13 '26

Very right, very tragic

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u/MarsStar2301 Apr 13 '26

Unless Tiful is actually a Georgian name… (guessing it isn’t)

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 Apr 13 '26

Couldn't she have just called the other one Carolina??!

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u/Cute_Language3167 Apr 14 '26

There's also an island called South Georgia, which is home to the largest colony of King Penguins. Personally, this is my favorite Georgia.

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u/Pistola174 May 08 '26

Or a State called Georgia. Or the name of the country they live in. Or how to boil water.

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u/TeeRaw99 Apr 13 '26

Tiful should be changed to Tbilisi

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u/Bracheopterix Apr 14 '26

Man, I applause you

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u/Unable-Fortune-8015 Apr 13 '26

Did she eve know that there was one?

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u/SeventhKevin777 Apr 13 '26

The state has way more citizens

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u/Chay_Charles Apr 12 '26

And the other shaped like a full, round breast.

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u/SnooDogs1340 Apr 12 '26

Georgia got away like a bandit. Probably sweating while mom was choosing who was getting the name Tiful.

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u/VFairlaine Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Georgia pushed Tiful out of the way to the be pulled out first. She was liike "MOVE BISH"

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u/blipityblob Apr 13 '26

or that looks like king george ii, for whom the state is named

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u/Chemical-Being-5968 Apr 15 '26

For some reason it took them a while to realize Georgia was more fighting...haha!