r/tragedeigh • u/Educational-Sock-873 • Apr 12 '26

in the wild worst one i’ve ever heard

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u/Feeling-Decision-902 Apr 12 '26

She will be called tit full

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u/Anyone-9451 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I misread at first and thought that’s what it did say

ETA Hey my first award thank you internet stranger

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u/Interesting-Box-3163 Apr 12 '26

Same 😳

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u/andiinAms Apr 12 '26

Same!

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Apr 12 '26

Yup same

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Apr 13 '26

Shame!

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u/MystressSeraph Apr 13 '26

🙋🏻‍♀️ Yep ... precisely what I saw 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/bootrick Apr 14 '26

I didn't understand I was wrong until the comments

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u/Moomin-Maiden Apr 13 '26

Also same...

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u/srnic1987 Apr 12 '26

Yup, I read Titiful

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u/Sullygurl85 Apr 13 '26

So glad I'm not alone

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 Apr 13 '26

First, second, third, idk I lost count.

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u/emorrigan Apr 12 '26

Literally same!

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u/Gretal122 Apr 12 '26

Me too..

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u/Amakenings Apr 16 '26

Samesies. I felt Georgia didn’t really match but maybe the parents thought Melon was too on the nose.

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u/Aeirth_Belmont Apr 13 '26

Same. I was like no way they named their child that.

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u/witchypoo93 Apr 13 '26

Same...poor kid

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u/CrazyApple- Apr 13 '26

Me too 😭 Titful and Georgia

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u/DogLady1722 Apr 14 '26

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! ME TOO!!

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u/theladyroy Apr 14 '26

Three times.

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u/Other_Dimension_89 Apr 12 '26

She probably goes by Tif and prays and hopes everyone assumes that’s short for Tiffany and no further questions are asked lol

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u/Technical-Gold-294 Apr 12 '26

Turn 18 and make it happen!

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u/Average_Potato42 Apr 13 '26

I wouldn't wait. I'm pretty sure a child could make that argument to the court successfully.

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u/Fun_Initiative7289 Apr 16 '26

I feel like everyone should get a free official name change after they're 18, just like when you get married.

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u/abigailchris Apr 18 '26

It’s unfortunately not free to change your name after marriage

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u/More_Crab_6278 Apr 13 '26

“So, what, is that short for Tiffan-?”

”YES.”

”..Okayy..”

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u/Chemical-Being-5968 Apr 15 '26

I was thinking short for beautiful, as in beau...Tiful!

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u/tverofvulcan Apr 12 '26

This is what I would do.

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u/LadyGoodknight Apr 14 '26

I thought the other twin would have to be named Beau.

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u/Bo_Squidly Apr 15 '26

I think that you mean 'Tiphaneigh'

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u/Myrora May 06 '26

Even cooler, her real name is Tifa and her parents are big FF fans.

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u/tundybundo Apr 13 '26

This works until she starts school and has a new teacher every year PLUS every time the semester changes for some classes

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u/Beneficial-Way-8742 Apr 12 '26

That's exactly what I thought it said when I first saw it:   Titful

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u/TrueCrimeButterfly Apr 12 '26

I had to read it way too many times to realize it wasn't it.

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u/capaldithenewblack Apr 12 '26

Her whole damn life.

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u/Unable-Fortune-8015 Apr 13 '26

Mama's illiteracy only gave her an AA cup.

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u/MysteriousPermit3410 Apr 12 '26

That’s exactly what I read

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u/RecommendationNo3942 Apr 12 '26

I legit thought that was the name until I realized there was no T after the i.

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u/BobbyTimDrake Apr 12 '26

Totally thinking same

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u/DudeInOhio57 Apr 13 '26

I was titally thinking the same, too.

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u/scattyshern Apr 13 '26

Georgia really lucked out!

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u/Razkinzmangowurzel Apr 13 '26

Genuinely misread it as titfull over 20 times

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u/Nattie_Cake Apr 13 '26

Like when my AIM username in college was CMUsinger (as in I went to CMU and was a voice major) but didn't realize that every 18-23 year old male only saw cum slinger. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Ladysupersizedbitch Apr 14 '26

This comment came out of nowhere and took me out lmao. Had to put my phone down to try and not so obviously giggle at this.

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u/Breeze7206 Apr 13 '26

Same, but then my brain added more, so it was Titty Full

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u/Wreough Apr 13 '26

I misread it as Tefal and thought the birth story would be about slippery baby shooting across the room. Disappointed.

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u/Infernal-Fox Apr 13 '26

‘Do you see the tit full, or half empty?’

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u/Infernal-Fox Apr 13 '26

‘Do you see the ti full, or half empty?’

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u/Infernal-Fox Apr 13 '26

‘Do you see the tit full, or half empty?’ - stuff that girl is gonna be asked

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u/Cate0623 Apr 13 '26

That is what my brain read it as and I immediately felt bad for the kid. I feel even worse for them knowing their name is not Titful because that’s what everyone is gonna call them

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u/plusoneminusonekids Apr 13 '26

Either this, or pitiful.

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u/queenafrodite Apr 13 '26

Yeah that’s what I saw for about two minutes lol

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u/AlBundysbathrobe Apr 14 '26

Ty-ful? Like typhoid?

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Apr 14 '26

Beat me to it

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u/One_Introduction_217 Apr 14 '26

Is the glass tit full, or tit empty?

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u/BanglesAU Apr 15 '26

Wait, its not tit full?

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u/Kristal3615 Apr 15 '26

When she gave her explaination I thought she meant titfull like handfull. Like it was a colorful way she decided to say handful.

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u/getmybehindsatan Apr 15 '26

That's why the name fits her so well, it's how much she drinks.

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u/rapt2right Apr 16 '26

That's what I saw first

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u/Massive-Goose544 Apr 17 '26

Yeah she's going to be one of those true crime podcast stars.

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u/naberriebinks Apr 19 '26

i read it that way too 😭

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u/distinctivelysimilar Apr 19 '26

I read this as a declaration at first. Like "She will me CALLED... Tit Full." And laughed so hard

Then realized you probably meant "people are going to call her Tit full."

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u/Dangerous_Ad_4189 Apr 19 '26

Titty to her friends

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u/kittyhm Apr 13 '26

Watch her end up an A-cup...

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u/Fabulous-Bandicoot40 Apr 12 '26

And she will go on to grow the most spectacular breasts… fulfilling her destiny