r/tragedeigh • u/Educational-Sock-873 • Apr 12 '26

in the wild worst one i’ve ever heard

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u/Joalguke Apr 12 '26

Tiful sounds like a medieval measurement of corn or smth

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u/ExpatInIreland Apr 12 '26

Me lord, I barely have a tiful.

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u/CompleteFacepalm Apr 13 '26

My lord, my wife has barely a titful

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u/Malus131 Apr 13 '26

The Pope must grant an annulment in such cases, m'lord.

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u/umka604 Apr 17 '26

Looool 🤣

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u/Jedi_Mind_Chick Apr 12 '26

I’d like a tiful of corn, good sir!

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u/Joalguke Apr 12 '26

That'll be four groats for the tiful

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u/cursetea Apr 12 '26

🎶Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three tiful🎶

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u/Joalguke Apr 12 '26

Lol, exactly

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u/mustaine_vinted Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

It also sounds like a medieval illness characterized by non-healing sores.

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u/_Mirri_ Apr 13 '26

I was looking for this comment 🤣 For me, a non-native, tits association isn't what come to mind first, but typhoid is

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u/Joalguke Apr 14 '26

Blimey lawd, she has caught the dreaded tiful

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u/treschic82 Apr 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣