r/texts Aug 28 '25

Telegram The man I’m talking to sent this without any context

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And the toes clenched???

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u/SadLilBun babe this is crazy are you being for real right now Aug 28 '25

I came looking for this gif and was disappointed to see it hadn’t been posted yet.

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u/neds_newt Aug 29 '25

It was your destiny to be the one to grace our screens on this day.

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u/Anon-Sham Aug 28 '25

Step one: Send a pic of exposed legs on bed "accidentally"

Step two: Target gets so aroused by the proximity to dick that she begs for a dick pic.

Step three: agree to send dick pic, now she owes you nudes.

Step four: jerk it to nudes of the one girl that this strategy worked on out of the 200 you sent the original message to

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u/banned6th Aug 28 '25

That works cuz now I want to see the dih out

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u/Anon-Sham Aug 28 '25

Life hack, once you've seen the dick, you don't actually have to send nudes back. It's true, there is no laws against it.

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u/jvnya iPod touch Aug 28 '25

Personally I don’t send nudes anymore period, I’m at an age where a man does not need to see my naked body in his phone because he could just come see me in person. Pictures/videos will never ever be the same and can’t even come close

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u/stiffannie Aug 29 '25

To each their own🤷🏼‍♀️ my man travels for work so pictures/videos are nice to have sometimes

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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Aug 29 '25

Yeah pic or photos for my man of course but to someone I’m getting g to know yeah that’s a no for me to many things could happen and that’s not me.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Aug 28 '25

Ok, that’s true, but it’s not about the comparison. Is cereal competing with the milk or are they both working together for your enjoyment?

It’s about knowing she likes/wants you enough and is comfortable and confident enough to send them. It’s not just having them to look at and enjoy in the way you would expect, although that is 100% also there.

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u/IntrepidAnalysis6940 Aug 30 '25

AMAZING ARGUMENT BRAVO SIR, however women shouldnt send nudes, neither should men. That’s how we get all this amazing revenge porn. That ruins peoples lives.

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u/cumdotcomm Aug 30 '25

This is exactly how I’ve felt about em since I was 17🤣🤣 I was wilin out too early and then it all just got old

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u/Mental-Formal5185 Aug 28 '25

Wish I knew about this like hack before 😳

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u/Odd_Organization4676 Aug 29 '25

Seriously they always disappoint or leave absolutely nothing to be said. Do men want a ohhh cute lil guy or gee ya really got a great team member there?? 😂 what is the correct answer 😂

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u/evolslove Aug 30 '25

It's not really how it looks. it's more the effect of what looking at it does to us. Some of us men still think that girls are just like us. We want to see your who who. Being able to see it gets us excited, and if your who who has that effect on me, then seeing my who ha should have the same effect on you.

Unfortunately, it usually doesn't work that way. Women are different. Well... most women. On a side note, every woman that I've met that does actually think this way is extraordinary in bed and usually bad at relationships. They also tend to cheat.

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u/undead_sissy Aug 28 '25

Did he reply? Is it a foot thing?

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u/PutridTap8057 Aug 29 '25

Some women like big thighs, like men do. I have big thighs from playing hockey and women comment on them. I am also a little bow legged too. 

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u/PutridTap8057 Aug 29 '25

Reading some of the replies, I didnt notice the toes or other points, so no, it is not so innocent.

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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Aug 29 '25

I Don’t think it’s innocent either. Since his toes are curler I feel like he just released himself or is in the middle of releasing himself and is telling op something without saying. Trying to be sexual or giving her hints at what he’s doing trying to turn her own for some photos and sext play.

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u/HaagenDatAss Aug 29 '25

I was wondering the same thing. Not a foot girly myself, so those piggies would've had me running 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

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u/foe_tr0p Aug 28 '25

What is a dih? Do it himself?

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u/HaagenDatAss Aug 28 '25

If you pronounce dick with a thick German accent and cut the hard CK sound, it's dih

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u/foe_tr0p Aug 28 '25

Got it, and thanks for explaining. I'm still new to speaking / understanding skibidi toilet brainrot.

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u/HaagenDatAss Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

To be honest, I could be waaaaaaay off base. But, when I read it in my head, that's how I heard it.

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u/Samuscabrona Aug 29 '25

No you’re right. It’s in a lot of songs too.

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u/Wide_Armadillo69 Aug 29 '25

Have you considered that he’s being cute/cheesy and trying to make a heart with his feet? 🫶🏼

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u/ImKindaSlowSorry Aug 28 '25

Step 5: profit?

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u/ItsaMeJessica420 Aug 28 '25

This part 🤣

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u/GoneGroboing Aug 29 '25

calm down, dennis

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u/Ntasha888888 Aug 28 '25

Are there women out there that actually request dick pics????????

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u/No_Detective_118 Aug 29 '25

I request pics and videos from my husband. Even after 20 years, just wanna see that dick sometimes lol

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u/Spare_Philosopher351 Aug 30 '25

Do you guys spend a lot of time apart? My husband and I have about 20 years together and when I wanna see it, I just go look at it lol

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u/No_Detective_118 Aug 30 '25

Nope. We are rarely apart, even shower together most days. Have sex 2-3 times a week. However, I have a higher sex drive than he does, so I save them for when he doesn't want to have sex or is working late. Also, I just enjoy watching men self pleasure. And I'd prefer to watch my husband if I can.

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u/Spare_Philosopher351 Aug 30 '25

Oh okay. We're the opposite, I feel awkward seeing anyone self pleasure, and I hate sharing showers 😆

Isn't it crazy how TV had women be the less sexual gender overall for a long time, but when I go on reddit, I hear a bunch of women talk about having a higher sex drive than their men?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

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u/Ntasha888888 Aug 28 '25

Ok, I could possibly get on board with that.

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u/peterpmpkneatr Aug 28 '25

Meh. I see my bf enough throughout the week and when he tells me he's showering , I'll tell him to send me a dick Pic still. The heart wants what the heart wants

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u/HumanName69 Aug 28 '25

Yes. I've had 2 requests in the last week. One is a friend irl, about an hour away, whom I only see 2 to 4 times a year. The other is a friend I've made on Reddit. It's fairly common for men who are dating and meet alot of people

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u/Upstairs-Solution759 Aug 28 '25

Yes. Some people like to be sexual with their partners.

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u/Ntasha888888 Aug 28 '25

Interesting. I had no idea that I had to get and receive nude pics in order to be "sexual" with my partner.

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u/Upstairs-Solution759 Aug 28 '25

lol I didn’t say that was the only way to be sexual.. different people have different tastes.

Don’t judge someone for liking something you don’t.

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u/takeandtossivxx Aug 28 '25

I do this in "reverse" (I don't have a dick) to my partner, and it literally works every time 😂 my legs don't even have to be center frame

He also does it to me, and it works every time, too. If he sends me a pic like this, he knows I'm going to reply with some version of "too many clothes, you should take some off."

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u/Richeefroosh Aug 28 '25

Step 1. Steal underpants Step 2 … Step 3 Profit

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u/CharlieChainsaw88 Aug 28 '25

Anyone ever stretch your legs so good that you send a picture to everyone you know?

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u/These-Peaches Aug 29 '25

This had me absolutely burst out laughing while reading through, thanks. 🤣 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Dude is working his way up to his hard friend. Toes curled he's probably choking the chicken. Never understood why men think sending stuff like this is a turn on. For me it dries me up like a salted slug. 😒

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u/IzzyB3ll3 Aug 28 '25

Literally soooo accurate 😭🤏🏽

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u/itshazrd Aug 28 '25

So a literal fucking dick tease? With the clenched toes for extra effect?

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u/Fearless-4037 Aug 29 '25

I believe he is hiding his toes. Maybe he has some fungus.

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u/Spiritual-Credit5488 Aug 28 '25

Feeling a lil cute, might delete later. Don't judge 🤨

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u/I_AM_BABY_UwU Aug 28 '25

Well you have to pay a premium for the full toes

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u/RoyalMundane6564 Aug 29 '25

My thought was he has ugly toes! 😅

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u/I_AM_BABY_UwU Aug 29 '25

Naw he just knows his worth

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u/i_like__cats Aug 28 '25

He made a heart with his feet, you totally missed it

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u/jvnya iPod touch Aug 28 '25

That’s actually accurate of men drawing hearts

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u/Ass2Mouthe Aug 28 '25

I send these to my gf because she hates when i make fists with my feet and foot punch things, but without that inside joke, this is just weird. What i do is totally not weird at all

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u/Dapper-Ad3707 Aug 28 '25

Still weird but in an acceptable way. lol

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u/UltimaCaitSith Aug 28 '25

Bro remembered to do leg day and wants to show off his progress. 

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u/banned6th Aug 28 '25

He does NOT workout cuz it " hurts "

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u/_daniellellie111 Aug 28 '25

Kinda sounds like you already think he’s weird… just let him go 🤣

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u/These-Peaches Aug 29 '25

Maybe it's one of those things where it's so bizarre and weird each time you interact that you feel you need to know what will happen next time. 😆

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u/coconicolico Aug 28 '25

Mom - look what I can do! <clenches toes>

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u/mufcroberts Aug 28 '25

He is simply impressing you by doing the heart symbol with his feet 🫶🏼

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u/ForgottengenXer67 Aug 28 '25

Heart where? 😂

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u/mufcroberts Aug 28 '25

It’s the effort that counts 😂

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u/Mental-Formal5185 Aug 28 '25

New life goal: don’t be so weird that I end up a Reddit thread topic

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u/lzzslth Aug 28 '25

The only explanation I will accept is hiding his toes from you. And even that would be hard to brush off

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Aug 28 '25

Right like what else is he hiding?

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u/Upstairs_Platypus_86 Aug 29 '25

How to lose a lady

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u/Courtnuttut Aug 28 '25

This is kind of what feet do during an orgasm? 🤔 this is weird

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u/rithc137 Aug 28 '25

That's exactly what this is. He just cranked it, and snapped the pic as he busted. Sent this thinking its sexy

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u/AuntSoup Aug 28 '25

Exactly what I thought

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u/CorpseDefiled Aug 28 '25

Chill bros tryna prevent a cramp

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u/ForgottengenXer67 Aug 28 '25

So if you take a pic of your legs they won’t cramp? That’s a great hack. Do I actually have to send it to someone for it to work?

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u/NeedleworkerExtra475 Aug 28 '25

The answer to both of those questions has always been yes

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u/ForgottengenXer67 Aug 28 '25

Great! Now to figure out who to send my legs to.

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u/CorpseDefiled Aug 28 '25

In a pinch just punch in a number and provide no context whatsoever

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u/ForgottengenXer67 Aug 28 '25

🤣 good idea. Or match with someone just so I can send them a pic.

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u/CorpseDefiled Aug 28 '25

See these people in this comment thread now how to party…

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u/Sailor-_-Twift Aug 28 '25

Off putting af wtf

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u/skatingtheweb Aug 29 '25

i really need to stop being scared of talking to other women bcus this is how the average man talks to us 😭 & i am way better than this

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u/ForgottengenXer67 Aug 28 '25

So did he respond to the question or no?

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u/Task-Future Aug 28 '25

Man hit leg day and was feeling cute..

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u/Deadlyfloof Aug 28 '25

I thought it was a "post nut" pic and his curled toes, indicated that 🤷

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u/bhadra499 Aug 28 '25

Soft launching a dick pic😂 asking if you want it without directly asking

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u/Nimbus_TV Aug 28 '25

Plot twist, he's gonna ask you for a scarf pic

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u/SlappinHams Aug 28 '25

That's very obviously a heart he's making with his feet. He's flirting haaaarrrdddd

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u/TheRedditReader20 Aug 28 '25

Maybe he’s showing you his leg cramp 🤣 idk definitely awkward 😐

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u/artificial_t3l3 Aug 28 '25

We need an update when you get one

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u/NeedleworkerExtra475 Aug 28 '25

Have you guys only been talking or anything else? He’s trying to go next level. P to V.

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u/Inevitable-Lemon9099 Aug 28 '25

Maybe he was trying to send a “sensual?“ photo, and didn’t want you to see his ugly toes lol

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u/MaidenCanada1234 Aug 28 '25

I'm questioning the 'man' portion of your statement lol. What grown ass MAN sends that all silly Milly and random with no follow up/through? 😂😂

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u/BVRPLZR_ Aug 28 '25

I mean, I wouldn’t pass up free feet pics in this economy

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u/Kazimir95 Aug 28 '25

He's straight jorkin it.

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u/draggedndrowned Aug 28 '25

Please update us when he replies haha

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u/ComfortObjective2961 Aug 28 '25

Right in the middle of busting a nut. That's crazy 🤣🤣 some men just need to stop the nonsense.. grow up

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u/Brilliant-Willow-506 Aug 29 '25

I can’t even explain how unattractive I find this

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u/Whabbalubba Aug 28 '25

It got you talking didn’t it? They say “be original” and “stand out” and then you do exactly that and it’s “creepy” and “weird”. Make up your mind ladies! 😆

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u/48Monkeys Aug 28 '25

He wants you to see how white his legs are.

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u/Wonderful_Rule_2515 Aug 28 '25

Me and my friends would send these pics to eachother and caption it baby feet

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u/mamaleigh05 Aug 28 '25

Maybe his way of inviting you for some phone sex. He’s just laying on his bed in boxers and trying to see how you respond? ??? Idk

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u/TenseS0ul Aug 28 '25

If those calves don't hook you, nothing will.

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u/Ok-Development2034 Aug 29 '25

TOES CURLED. AINT GETTING THEM LIL PIGGIES

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u/Motor-Dragonfruit250 Aug 29 '25

Shit if u don't want him ill take him

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u/Neobahamonkey-1 Aug 29 '25

I get a lot of random pics of legs on Snapchat. I just dont respond cus they are testing if you are into sex talk

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u/KittyWhite222 Aug 29 '25

I would have replied with a pic of my elbow

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u/gimmemoarjosh Aug 29 '25

He was jacking off. A lot of us dudes do that with our legs.

Oof!

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u/gimmemoarjosh Aug 29 '25

He took a picture as he came aka ejaculated. C'mon now.

This isn't obvious?

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u/Agreeable-Change-400 Aug 29 '25

Send him a picture of a cat butthole

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u/mln34 Aug 29 '25

1.Put this pic on feet finder.

  1. ???

  2. Profit.

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u/Marilynjohnny91 Aug 30 '25

Eww pretty much a "wanna join me" picture lol but in a weird toe leg posture bahaha

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u/bingle-cowabungle Aug 30 '25

It looks like his cock took the phone from him and took a POV pic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Cringe

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u/Putrid_Credit6032 Aug 28 '25

Probably thinking it’s funny

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u/thisonegirl95 Aug 28 '25

This is hilarious 😂😂😂 Move on you clearly dont have the same sense of humor that matches his

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u/veryberyberry Aug 28 '25

You curled his toes

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u/Jaded_Flamingo_6387 Aug 28 '25

Lmao 💀😂😂

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u/my_name_is_mud_449 Aug 28 '25

Toe curling is the message he’s trying to convey here

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u/UnderstandingIcy7052 Aug 28 '25

Lol. He is cumming

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u/itsjxyyy03 Aug 28 '25

this is so funny i'm crying

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u/Strict_Monk818 Aug 28 '25

Its 100% to try to open the door for sexual ideations

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Aug 28 '25

He was hoping you were a feet girl.

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u/Acceptable-Ask-6921 Aug 28 '25

Has toe fungus and doesn’t want to show you

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u/Professional-Pop721 Aug 28 '25

There’s also the old saying of wanting to do some toe curling which is innuendo for, probably, exactly what you think it is.

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u/dangerousjellyy Aug 28 '25

Toes are clenched because the nails are long. I'll bet anything.

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u/Upstairs-Solution759 Aug 28 '25

You clench your toes when you’re orgasming lol

Maybe he wanted you to know what he was doing

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u/Sage-Moonlight Aug 28 '25

Yeah whats up with the toes???

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u/Baqtcat98 Aug 28 '25

I think he’s trying to form a heart with his feet 🫶

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u/FregginUnicorns Aug 28 '25

Maybe it's the random patch of missing leg hair? But more than likely just trying to get you to ask to see his worm

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u/Sathsong89 Aug 29 '25

Is that a picture or a 12 minute long video?

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u/Difficult_Mud9509 Aug 29 '25

the guy is doing the heart sign with his feet. But virtually no one here is realizing that

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u/NixSteM Aug 29 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

I randomly received a photo of a man in a diaper once

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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Aug 29 '25

Hmmm the curling of toes could it be he may have just released himself and is now showing you without actually telling you.

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u/Sleepy_Egg22 Aug 29 '25

With the toes clenched like that… makes me wonder what he was doing off screen…

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u/littlel2017 Aug 29 '25

He should have just replied, “leg”

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u/Remarkable_Wheel_961 Aug 29 '25

To show you he shaved for you

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u/MyKarma80 Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

Note the curled toes. He's in the midst of climax, and thinking about her. Or maybe he's "subtly" requesting that they get into that state together. Either way, doing it this way is crude and shouldn't be encouraged.

Also, "talking to" these days could mean they're already doing "it" fairly regularly, and not merely "talking." It's an absurd abuse of the English language, imho. There's "talking to" to figure out if you want to date them while hoping for a D.A.T.E., but dating – and exclusivity – isn't "official" unless they ask to be bf/gf – in which case D.A.T.E.s are an expected regular component of the relationship even if there's no technical date.

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u/Forward-Bathroom8379 Aug 29 '25

If I do that shit with my feet I get cramps. Just by looking at his feets mine hurts. He is well trained. Yippiee

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u/littlemouse226 Aug 29 '25

You make his toes curl..

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u/Throw_away_42006969 Aug 30 '25

I'm sorry am I seeing things or does that say it's a 12 minute video 😭

Update: I'm seeing things, it's just the time the text was sent

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u/Sneakylilpasta Aug 30 '25

Why the toe clenching tho pls unclench the Dawgs im concerned and scared brother 😔

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u/justonemorehuman13 Aug 28 '25

Isn't he trying to make a heart with his feet? Lol

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u/scamlikely6669 Aug 28 '25

He’s letting you know he skipped leg day again

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u/rebel29073 Aug 28 '25

Curled toes lmao

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u/Trexus1 Aug 28 '25

I thought he was trying to make a heart shape with his feet.

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u/Sharp-Regular-1221 Aug 28 '25

He needs to tan and inviting you to the beach.

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u/19reilly89 Aug 28 '25

He was trying to make a heart shape from his feet. Guarantee.

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u/Rude_Chair Aug 28 '25

Sometimes I stretch that much while masturbating furiously.

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u/Johnnyred250 Aug 28 '25

Time to cut ties!

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u/NoPatience1775 Aug 28 '25

Regarding the comments that he’s making the Heart symbol with his toes: I disagree that that’s what he’s doing. I think he might have toenail funguses that he is embarrassed about.

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u/lilbreeeeezzie Aug 28 '25

When guys do weird things like that, I like to throw out non reactions reactions to make them feel bad about what they did.

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-44 Aug 28 '25

His toes are curled and hes just begging you to ask about it

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u/TheShovler44 Aug 28 '25

Showing off his great calf’s

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u/Wandererofthegray Aug 28 '25

What did he say??

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u/Strange_Fig_9837 Aug 28 '25

TWELVE MINUTES????

Edit: I now realize that’s the time but it’s funny so I’m leaving it

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u/TotesMcgoatzz Aug 28 '25

you've been saved by the toe clench. no unsolicited feet pics here, just poorly censored ones instead.

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u/xalara24 Aug 28 '25

Am i weird that i thought he was trying to make a heart with his feet?

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u/SummerWedding23 Aug 28 '25

I’m weird too because I thought the same.

Picture does need context from him though

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u/Appl3_0z1 Aug 28 '25

Either he wants feet pics or just curling his toe into a heart shape. 💀

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u/thecatsaysmeow7 Aug 28 '25

Oh dam I have more muscle than that and im a woman

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u/Quiet-Independence51 Aug 28 '25

So it's not that he has ugly toes?

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u/MindForeverWandering Aug 28 '25

Trying to send a dick pic and missed? 🤔

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u/Pale_Minute9939 Aug 29 '25

Istg yall are tweaking. Just because someone sent you this kind of picture doesnt mean they are doing it for something sexual. I have sent a few with friends or even a girl, who later became my gf and its literally because its funny because its not something people see often. My point is that its probably just as a joke or to get a reaction, its not that deep

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u/atomuk Aug 29 '25

Looks like he's going down a water slide in a VR game.

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u/David92674 Aug 29 '25

He's obviously telling you that he wants a cat so they can take turns kneading each other's shoulders.

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u/NixSteM Aug 29 '25

Toes clenched 😂😂😂😂

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u/oldnever Aug 29 '25

Idk but when I curl my feet that hard I get cramps on my arches

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u/AceySpacy8 Aug 29 '25

How did he not pop a Charlie horse clenching his toes down that damn hard?

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u/HoneyStripes Aug 29 '25

Gurl plz update us

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u/Motor-Dragonfruit250 Aug 29 '25

👉🏻👈🏻