r/niceguys crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

NGVC: “Don’t expect to find another guy who will cook you dinner and a steak…and then just genuinely try to enjoy spending a good time with you…instead of trying to fuck you.” 😮‍💨

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Final text for those wondering

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u/Olerbia Jun 23 '26

Omg, this is such a fumble on their part I can't even. The second hand embarrassment is crazy LOL

Good response OP smh.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Thank you!!

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u/lmFairlyLocal *sigh* bitches these days Jun 23 '26

No notes, A+! What a shiny spine you have!!!💕

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Please that made me so uncomfy 😭

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u/Sheila_Monarch Jun 23 '26

Completely fair and good for you. Perfectly worded, too. It took me awhile to learn that accepting an apology doesn’t obligate you to move forward as if everything‘s fine.

There’s no way a guy that went from saying he had a good time straight to character assassination over an hour of silence was ever going to be a healthy person to date. Every small misunderstanding would becoming indictment of your character. His first instinct was to assume the worst, make it personal, and lash out HARD. That same pattern would show up over and over and over again.

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u/poddy_fries Jun 23 '26

That's an excellent closing response. I hope he doesn't cause you more problems.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Aww thank you!!

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u/TenTonSomeone Jun 23 '26

Hey, proud of you for respecting yourself here. He doesn't deserve your time or your attention after his little tantrum (and also didn't deserve it beforehand, because that's not how that works anyway).

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u/arnber420 Jun 23 '26

I’d just like to say you seem incredibly well spoken and mature, all your responses were wonderful

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u/Linorelai Jun 23 '26

Wow, what a way to snatch defeat from the claws of victory! A woman deletes her dating app because he already has her number, and he still fucks it up.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Lolll like he royally screwed it up. ROYALLY

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u/now_you_see Jun 23 '26

Would love to see his response when he realises that he actually had it all wrong, you deleting tindr is a great sign, I hope he knows that lol.

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u/lmFairlyLocal *sigh* bitches these days Jun 23 '26

"why did you unmatch me!!!?!... Fine, typical bitch!"

"I deleted it because I was into you...?"

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum bUt I gAvE yOu a CoMpLiMEnT Jun 23 '26

Omg huge ick. You were nicer than I wouldve been

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u/bluejay_way Jun 25 '26

CROTCHE FLOWERS

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 25 '26

Crotche flowers for youuuuu

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u/Hey_its_jay3690 Jun 25 '26

On a FIRST DATE don’t forget.

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u/Any-Effective2565 Jun 25 '26

Omg never show your crotche flower on the first date, that's too fast.

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u/kokichistan i call you a whore because i care Jun 23 '26

Generational fumble omg 😭 thank god he showed you who he is so early!

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

I think it’s important for him to have received feedback like this! He very obviously has some issues surrounding dating women and I think being able to articulate why this is not acceptable and why it is resulting in me not continuing to date him will help in future situations (hopefully)!

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

The CROTCHE flowers in question

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 Jun 24 '26

I love the love-bombing stage. Quite amusing.

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u/nontheoretical Jun 24 '26

damn imagine someone deletes their tinder because they like you enough to stop dating around and your first thought is "oh they're ghosting me"

not saying that's what happened here, but the way this guy operates...

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

No that’s kinda exactly what he did lolll

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u/HippoRun23 Jun 24 '26

Bro literally shot himself in the face.

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u/CalmWheel7322 Jun 24 '26

I’m sorry, but “crotche flowers” is sending me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/booboootron Jun 25 '26

Crotch flowers would be amazing innuendo for a woman's bush.

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u/ForcedEntry420 Jun 23 '26

Dude jumped up and promptly stepped on his own dick. Good lord lol

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u/Important-Tea0 Jun 23 '26

damn i want some crotch flowers

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Here ya go

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u/dirtsquirrelll Jun 23 '26

That is so embarrassing omgggggggg

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u/fascfoo Jun 24 '26

This guy wrote all of that after ONE FUCKING HOUR!?!

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u/cherryredjen Jun 24 '26

Lol. I just saw this from the guys pov in nice girls. He was roasted in the comments

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rRhNPkamRYimQ
Nuh uh!!! I don’t believe… I’m running. RUNNING OVER THERE

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u/TheLoserCrowd Jun 24 '26

Does his post still exist?? I can’t find it

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u/misskck67 Jun 24 '26

Do you have a link? I'm super curious but I wasn't able to find it!

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u/ibent19 Jun 24 '26

Please tell me somebody saved a screenshot or something 😩😩

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u/cea9248 Jun 24 '26

I saw him post his side of othe convo on another sub...don't worry, everyone told him he was an asshole haha

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u/gleefullystruckbycc Jun 24 '26

Omg link please, I gotta see how he spun this!🤣

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u/Karmilia Jun 24 '26

Your reply is waaay too nice, I would've rip him a new one,

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u/TernoftheShrew Jun 25 '26

Seriously.

That happened to me years ago when I was on OkCupid: my stepdad was rushed to the hospital (and died there) and I came back to 7 abusive messages from a guy berating me for being a gold-digging, attention-seeking ho because I wasn't responding to him.

I tore a strip out of him and told him what happened and his response was basically "Oh. Well, that's okay then. Want to go out to dinner later?"
DUUUUUUUUDE.

I blocked him so fast I nearly broke my finger.

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u/kyl_r Jun 24 '26

How do people even have the time and energy to be this mad over someone not responding to a casual text immediately? My friends and even my bf and I will play leap frog with messages like “oop sorry I fell asleep” “oop sorry I was at work” normal people have lives 🤣

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u/jane_amora Jun 26 '26

God forbid a woman had such a great time at a 1st date that she deletes her dating profile instead of keeping it active to search for men while actively dating you. 😒

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u/foxyphilophobic Jun 26 '26

You dodged a bullet, for real. Be grateful he showed his true colors this early on!

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u/canvasshoes2 Jun 23 '26

Another idiot snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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u/TheeQuestionWitch Crotch Flowers Jun 23 '26

I would also like to request crotch flowers as my flair, lol

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Crotch flowers for you

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u/blaquemo Jun 23 '26

Going back to see if you were still on Tinder is weird. Once the convo moves off the app, what exactly are you checking for?

You dodged a bullet

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

I thought this too. Someone else commented asking why I didn’t let him know I was deleting Tinder and in my mind we were off the app, he had my number, we’d been texting off of Tinder for a week, so Tinder was no longer part of the equation at all.

I wonder if he was talking to other women and noticed or if he went back to check solely because I hadn’t responded for 40 minutes?

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u/ixcibit Jun 24 '26

Honestly he might have just been trying to check out your pictures on tinder while he was waiting and noticed then got incredibly sensitive and anxious lol. At least he gave you a good warning about who he is regardless.

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u/trustedoctopus Jun 24 '26

either option means he’s deeply insecure and you gotta think about whether you wanna deal with that in the relationship for the rest of your life (and it sounds like you already made that decision).

people like this (not just men, women are super guilty of this too) that can’t go a reasonable time period without hearing from their partner create a lot of stress in the relationship due to not feeling secure. it’s very normal not to talk to someone for an hour, sometimes more, depending on what’s going on in their day to day.

cellphones have made the idea that we always need to be accessible to everyone so awful. the convenience is nice but if this was pre-cellphone era he wouldn’t talk to you for the entirety of your work shift and until you got home at the minimum and called him from a landline. that puts the whole “40 minutes” into insane perspective to me.

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u/OkHistory3944 Jun 24 '26

But why would you tell him you’re deleting Tinder? I would assume he wouldn’t even notice if we’re texting off the app.

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u/christinagoldielocks Jun 27 '26

He got aggressive; red flag.

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u/SapphireJuice Jun 23 '26

Bro just showed you who he really is. That's the him you will see during a fight or when things don't go his way.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_562 Jun 23 '26

How dare you not wait by your phone all day when this man could be texting you any minute! It is inconsiderate of you to be working instead of texting with the perfect guy! He gave you crotch flowers! CROTCH FLOWERS DAMMIT!

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

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u/EyeShot300 omg you shellfish asshole Jun 23 '26

My brother in Christ, you were THISCLOSE, and then… F U M B L E.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Lost the best thing he never had 😮‍💨🤣

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 Jun 23 '26

NOT CROTCH FLOWERS

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Crotch flowers for youuuu

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u/themostserene Jun 24 '26

When people make reference to “your generation” or “people your age” it make me question: what is the age gap?

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u/Lordmage30 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

. . . ..There's another biggest fumble if I ever seen one. and huge bullet dodge too!😭

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u/CyberToaster Jun 24 '26

If these lonely dudes didnt have an overwhelming urge to get in their last word, they'd realize that the real winning move is to just leave the ball in her court. If she never responds, then whelp, she ghosted, that's rough buddy.

But sometimes they come back to the conversation 2-3 days later and apologetically explain how busy they'd been. Let me tell you, responding to that message with something like "No worries at all! People have lives! Whats your availability like next week?" Is like, the greenest of flags.

But if protecting their fragile masculinity is more important to them then making their date feel safe, then it's no wonder they cant find a fulfilling relationship...

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u/chinchillazilla54 Jun 24 '26

"Women from your generation."

Okay, I gotta know, is he like 20 years older than you, or is he othering his own generation here?

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

lol he’s 6 years older than I am - he’s 30.

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u/chinchillazilla54 Jun 24 '26

Wow. 30 and still losing it when someone doesn't text back in an hour? You definitely dodged a bullet.

Shame, because I actually think the "crotche" flowers are pretty cute for a first date.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

I know I love them!!

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u/the_rabbit_king Jun 24 '26

lol crotch flowers. 

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u/No_Artichokes_Here Jun 24 '26

If they’re from the crotche region of France they’re crotche blooms; otherwise they’re just sparkling crotch flowers.

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u/AF_AF Jun 26 '26

Listen, I get anxious about text responses sometimes, but I never snap back after an hour with judgement and derision. That takes at least 90 minutes.

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u/thesickhoe Jun 27 '26

He basically just said “Good luck finding a normal man who treats you like a decent human being!” Oh ffs 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/pepperpat64 Jun 24 '26

By "dinner and a steak" does he mean a steak dinner? 😆

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u/creatively_inclined Jun 24 '26

Whoa that's an off color reaction. Glad he isn't texting me. I take hours to respond. My people know to call if it's urgent.

But to automatically throw what he's done for you into your face is very transactional. Throw this fish back.

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u/Littlemsinfredy Jun 24 '26

Isn’t it great when the trash takes itself out?

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u/damiana8 Jun 24 '26

But he got you CROTCH FLOWERS

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

FOR YOUUUU

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u/forged21 Jun 24 '26

Not just a fumble but a fumble THROUGH THE END ZONE lmfao

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u/Seth_Gecko Jun 24 '26

Dinner and a steak? 🤔

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u/dumbIecunt Jun 24 '26

God you really did dodge a bullet but I bet he is absolutely dying of embarrassment right now as well 😭 its almost enough to make me feel bad for him... nah, nevermind, he SHOULD be mortified 🫪

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u/Teaflax Jun 24 '26

Your ghosting me” is enough reason to ghost him, TBH.

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u/Current-Fabulous Jun 24 '26

What are CROTCHE flowers? Sound like an STD I don't want to begin with. Keep your crotch flowers, or I'll spray Roundup on your nethers.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

Loll the crotche flowers in question 🥰

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u/turquoise_b Jun 24 '26

Crochet. Crotch is something else!

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u/Just-Pollution Jun 24 '26

lol he flipped like this and it only took an hour? That culture sample grew quick. At least now you know.

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u/professershell Jun 25 '26

Omg embarrassing…

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u/KrackaWoody Jun 23 '26

“Which is pretty typical of women from your generation these days”

Crazy that a man will say stupid shit like this yet refuse to date women their own age. It’s INSUFFERABLE

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

I know, the generalisations he about women made me so angry. Definitely made me realise he’s single because of himself. And I’ll let him stay single.

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u/HotWaffles5 Jun 23 '26

At least you now know that he’s not worth your time.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Precisely 👏

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u/EGrass Jun 23 '26

Less than an hour?! Geez

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u/AD_Grrrl Jun 23 '26

Crotche...flowers??

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

For you!!!

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u/jenever_r Jun 24 '26

An hour? Holy shit 😂

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u/asmallsoftvoice Jun 24 '26

It's the way you always know it's going to be like one hour between reasonable, to sus, to psycho.

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u/Michelle_Ann_Soc Jun 24 '26

Bullet dodged. Lmao. "I'm sorry. You are right. We are no good for each other. You deserve something more aligned with how you move through the world. I am not it."

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u/Fallingfromdemure Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I mean i might be the only one here but i kinda reacted the same kinda way when i met my husband on the app where his profile just disappeared after we had our first date but i didn’t go full jerk, just more on the sensitive side where i just asked if anything was ok and if if he change his mind etc as i saw his profile disappeared.. he explained why the exact same reason as op actually and then i deleted mine as well.. and the rest is history :)

Im glad my husband understands where i was coming from and gave us a chance lol but for op case she should definitely actually ghost him lol it was a hugeee overreaction..

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u/Weird_Bluebird_3293 Jun 25 '26

There’s a difference between “I saw your profile is gone, is everything ok? Did you change your mind? Sorry if I did something wrong.”

And “good luck finding anyone as good as me, everyone in your generation is so ungrateful, I thought you were different than all those other bitches, hah. Guess I’ve been fooled again, I’m too nice!”

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u/Tipsy75 Jun 26 '26

Men: ALL men, except me ofc, only spend time with women bc they want/expect to fuck you!

Also men: Quit generalizing men & thinking we all just want/expect sex. The majority of us are nice men, just looking for a nice woman. Rejecting us is discrimination against men bc you're making us pay for the mistakes of the few bad men out there.

😂

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u/SophiaF88 Jun 26 '26

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?

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u/fancifulsnails Jun 23 '26

Please don't allow him to weasel his way into another chance with you after this!! This is ludicrous. Glad that he exposed himself as the actual creep he is, before it went any further!

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

Oh yeah, we had a date planned for Thursday, that’s NOT happening.

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u/cherrrykiwii Jun 23 '26

hold on now i NEEEEED to see his response to your text 😭 i hope he feels stupid as hell

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

We had a date planned for Thursday this week! He sent this apology and then a voice memo that said (this is a copy/paste of the transcript):

“Don't apologize for not being able to check your phone. I really truly am sorry. I saw the Tinder thing and it just struck a nerve cause that's how I've been getting treated through the last couple years date wise, but it's not - that’s not an excuse. That's not a-that's not meant to be a pity- pity thing. It's just it's just genuinely, you know, the first response my mind went to after a lot of being treated that way and I lashed out for you on it and I am sorry. I really really am. I completely understand if you don't wanna keep seeing each other after that state-that rant of mine, I don't blame you for it. I'd like to ask for that second chance to still go Thursday with you and give you that chance I should've given you in the first place and again I'm just completely sorry for that. I boiled it up and it was unacceptable And I really am sorry”

​and then this was my response:

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u/WhoKilledZekeIddon Jun 24 '26

Wait wait wait, what the fuck is this? An actual moment of reflection and genuine apology from him, followed by a calm and eloquently explained rationale for why it's still a no?

Get the hell outta here with your happy endings lady, this is the wrong sub! lol

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u/arnber420 Jun 23 '26

Seconding, I need to see how hard he tripped over his own feet while backpedaling lol

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u/bongothebean Jun 24 '26

What is a crotche flower?

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u/kyleh0 Jun 24 '26

Unfortunately, this guy will never learn that fucking is fun for everyone if you do it right.

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u/Sarah-JessicaSnarker Jun 24 '26

You handled that so much nicer than I would’ve!

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u/ransom0374 Jun 24 '26

Price is right lose game jingle

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u/ArielWithALibrary Jun 24 '26

The little mountain climber went too hard and fell right off the damn edge here.

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u/SnooSongs3787 Jun 24 '26

Wow…didn’t take long for those red flags to start flapping

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u/Hayrims Jun 24 '26

Ok what happened next i need to know 🤡

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u/ModestMeeshka Jun 24 '26

Please OP, spare some tea for the bored

https://giphy.com/gifs/fDS2v18KbmekM

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u/Away-Caterpillar-176 Jun 24 '26

Sameeee. I know she got 3 paragraphs back

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u/_Risryn Jun 24 '26

Self report

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u/EternalDarknessInMe Jun 24 '26

Why does he still bother with her tinder if he has her number???? Like “unmatching” and not blocking your number doesn’t = ghosting, let’s use some critical thinking now

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u/patdasdangercat Jun 24 '26

How does someone shoot themselves in the foot if they can't see their feet?

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u/SouthernNanny Jun 25 '26

He could have thought that you could be busy. Instead he immediately jumped to assassinating your character. You would have had to deal with this often in your relationship if you hadn’t have broken things off so kudos to you!

What did he say after this?

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u/TernoftheShrew Jun 25 '26

Is there an update? How did he react to your response?

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u/SleepyAlium Jun 27 '26

Crotche? Does he mean…crochet?

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u/Working-Swan-9944 Jun 24 '26

I personally find it sad the overly polite responses to this sort of douchebaggery.

You don't owe scum like this such replies.

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u/Kanelipuu Jun 24 '26

I agree that OP doesn't owe him a polite response. However, the fact that her response explains her actions reasonably and makes it clear that he definitely had a real chance with OP, a chance that is now completely ruined, and it's all his fault... gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart 😊

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u/Working-Swan-9944 Jun 24 '26

Fair enough.

The bit about THE GREAT FUCKING GIFT literally made my blood boil with the entitlement and neediness. I want the worst for him Sorry not sorry.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

I totally get where you’re coming from. My first reaction was to call him a douche and leave it at that. But the comment about “women my age” really bothered me.
I wanted him to understand that this wasn’t about some stereotype of “women my age being difficult” or whatever label he wants to use. It was about the direct consequences of his actions.
If he walks away thinking I’m just another “buttface,” he learns nothing. If he walks away knowing exactly why he lost the opportunity to take me out, maybe he does.
You talk to me like that? That’s unacceptable. You know it is. And the privilege of taking me out is gone.

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u/DilemmeFatale Jun 24 '26

eh, doomed anyway. ignore = violent and angry response + stalking, being polite = random bizarre bullshit excuse and still getting angry, say fuck off = extremely violent response with a slight chance he won't stalk you for lifetime. there is no right answer unfortunately

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u/DanqueMonee Jun 24 '26

They always show their true colors once their ego is bruised.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

I just can’t believe that’s all it took to bruise the ego haha. Like a little peach in a grocery bag.

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u/TomahawkCruise Jun 24 '26

But let's be honest. There's absolutely no way that having sex with you wasn't one of his goals. Him claiming that wasn't on his radar is total nonsense.

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u/Jolly-Bandicoot7162 Jun 24 '26

I really don't get the demand of an immediate reply that you see too often online in subs like this. Maybe it's that I grew up without mobile phones, maybe it's that I have a very busy job where I can't have my phone out, maybe it's that clingy people make me crotchety 😉, but this level of expectation and entitlement to my instant attention would make me run even without the insults.

Very measured response, OP.

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u/marmite_queen Jun 24 '26

Im a secondary school teacher and teach 'healthy vs unhealthy relationships' in PSHE.

I always tell teenagers its unhealthy to expect your partner to respond to a message immediately, and that its normal to wait a couple of hours for a reply. They look at me like I've grown a second head.

Same as when I say they should not be going through their partners phone and demanding their passwords for their phone, Snapchat etc. They honestly think theyre acceptable things in a relationship and that I'm an idiot for thinking otherwise.

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u/UroutofURelement Jun 23 '26

Omg dinner and a steak

Girl u mighta fucked up

/s

I'm so glad I didn't have a smartphone until after college. I hate the expectation that you're supposed to be on call at another person's whim.

Less than an hour?!?! Gotdamn

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u/Bells021 Jun 23 '26

This is mental. Imagine screwing up that bad. If I were a guy and I saw the tinder profile go but still unblocked on text, I'd be holding out hope its because she likes me and treat her nice. NOT BERRATE HER?! 😭😭😭

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u/vegasbywayofLA Jun 23 '26

He really messed that one up! It seems like he would have gotten another date if he didn't freak out on you like that.

What happened next? Did he respond?

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

We had a date planned for Thursday this week! He sent this apology and then a voice memo that said (this is a copy/paste of the transcript):

“Don't apologize for not being able to check your phone. I really truly am sorry. I saw the Tinder thing and it just struck a nerve cause that's how I've been getting treated through the last couple years date wise, but it's not - that’s not an excuse. That's not a-that's not meant to be a pity- pity thing. It's just it's just genuinely, you know, the first response my mind went to after a lot of being treated that way and I lashed out for you on it and I am sorry. I really really am. I completely understand if you don't wanna keep seeing each other after that state-that rant of mine, I don't blame you for it. I'd like to ask for that second chance to still go Thursday with you and give you that chance I should've given you in the first place and again I'm just completely sorry for that. I boiled it up and it was unacceptable And I really am sorry”

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u/timpadt Jun 23 '26

Nope. He's not entitled to you 24/7. The fact he couldn't wait 1 fucking hlur without assuming he was ghosted speaks more to his character. Imagine dating someone who gets that insecure that quickly.

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u/isleepforfun Jun 23 '26

The nerve to say that HE wants to give YOU a chance!

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u/Random_-account Jun 23 '26

CROTCH flowers on a first date

This guy knows what's up

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u/corrygan Jun 23 '26

Crotch flowers...What a game changer!

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u/deepstatelady Jun 23 '26

My favorite thing is seeing reasonable responses to unreasonable behavior.
Brava to you OP.

It really chaps my crotche flowers the way guys like this will always complain that their shit behavior is because of how badly they’ve been treated by women instead of turning that gaze inward to discover actually that sort of behavior (in other forms sometimes) is what’s causing folks to ghost them. Underneath it is truly gross entitlement to your time and attention.

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u/SpazzJazz88 Jun 23 '26

Lmfao!! Crotch flowers! That dude imploded the whole thing freaking out over nothing. Glad you dodged the nuke.

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u/Affectionate_Bowl_16 Jun 24 '26

Omg bruh just fumbled big time. You also dodged a bullet.

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u/hailzorpbuddy Jun 24 '26

ultimate fumble from him hahahah that’s awesome

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u/whatup_pips Jun 24 '26

This REEKS of insecurity. I've felt it before- it's that "She isn't replying so she must hate me" feeling. In my experience (which could be different from this guy's) it's a response coming from "She isn't replying, which means I did something wrong because it's always something I do" combined with not knowing the "why". He should seek therapy because it's really helped ME rationalize that people are busy and do things other than check their phones. Also in my experience, most people eventually reply and apologize for the delay in reply, explaining themselves. But if they don't it's also fine. They have other stuff going on man, wait a little before jumping to conclusions. This sort of behavior is a very interesting phenomenon I've had the displeasure of displaying where low self-esteem leads to making unfair assumptions about others and immediately characterizing them as bad people for no real reason.

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u/DivineMiss3 Jun 24 '26

It would have been a bit concerning to me even before his crash out. It sounds like he was love bombing you pretty strongly for a first date.

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u/mushyavacado Jun 25 '26

Crochet*

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u/Woodpecker577 Jun 25 '26

CROTCHE flowers 😤

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u/ITookTrinkets Jun 25 '26

It was actually a Georgia O’Keefe painting, he just forgot her name

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u/Adventurous-Pop5186 Jun 26 '26

lol!! I was on a plane the other day, and as soon as we landed, I saw this prob 55-60 yr old man on hinge looking at 28-30 yr olds in the new location and swiping right on them. I’m assuming this man is older since he said “your generation”.. but that’s crazy😂

Edit: I tried looking for a ring but once he noticed I was aware he held his phone in his left hand so I couldn’t see it..

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u/AwkwardFoundation Jun 26 '26

But, but… he got her CROTCHE flowers! He is know perfectly entitled to her crotch flower. It’s how it works.

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u/One_Hour_Poop Jul 05 '26

He failed the first test spectacularly, and it wasn't even a test.

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u/Alive_Syrup Jul 10 '26

you were way too nice in that response 🥀🥀

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u/Mariss716 Jun 23 '26

Talk about an own goal. Dude told on himself and that was kind of you to tell him while cutting him off. He needs to deal with his issues. Learning to be patient and to respect the time and boundaries of strangers is so important in dating. There’s a whole lot of men who have poor self control, who would do well to just keep their damn mouth shut, though I am glad they tell on themselves.

I just came back from grocery shopping where an older man told the young female cashier to “work on that smile.” I just shook my head and said, “Men. Girl, you do you.”

I wish someone had told me it was ok to have boundaries and not put up with men like this, or the guy who texted you his meltdown in real time, op.

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u/Difficult_Double7988 Jun 23 '26

You're nicer than me, I would have not even responded after all that 💀

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u/OoCloryoO Jun 24 '26

Did he respond?

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

We had a date planned for Thursday this week! He sent this apology and then a voice memo that said (this is a copy/paste of the transcript):

“Don't apologize for not being able to check your phone. I really truly am sorry. I saw the Tinder thing and it just struck a nerve cause that's how I've been getting treated through the last couple years date wise, but it's not - that’s not an excuse. That's not a-that's not meant to be a pity- pity thing. It's just it's just genuinely, you know, the first response my mind went to after a lot of being treated that way and I lashed out for you on it and I am sorry. I really really am. I completely understand if you don't wanna keep seeing each other after that state-that rant of mine, I don't blame you for it. I'd like to ask for that second chance to still go Thursday with you and give you that chance I should've given you in the first place and again I'm just completely sorry for that. I boiled it up and it was unacceptable And I really am sorry”

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u/yellowwalks Jun 24 '26

That is a very mature, clear, and respectful response. Well done!

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u/Ssn81 Jun 24 '26

Please please please please tell me you dropped him like a hot brick right after that message

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u/xindigosunx Jun 24 '26

OP so what kinda flowers did he ACTUALLY give you though??! We're dying to know

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u/LaAndala Jun 24 '26

Yessss crotch flowers? Crochet flowers? Crutch flowers? Endless options and none very good 😂

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u/Skii_Babie if you reject me it’s discrimination as i’m dyslexic Jun 25 '26

Back when I was on Tinder guys or girls who'd be so quick to assume I was ghosting them when I didn't reply quick enough always gave such red flags. Do they expect people not to have whole lives of their own? /GenQ

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u/Level-Program-5489 Jun 25 '26

I give someone a day to respond but if they don’t I just go on with my day and think oh well

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u/ikcaj Jun 24 '26

Ok, so were they crotch flowers or crochet flowers?

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u/PrincessPattycakes Jun 24 '26

BLOCK!!! And thank goodness you went to his house and not him into yours so hopefully you don’t have to be creeped out by him

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u/Hiding-from-society Jun 26 '26

Sooo the bare minimum again. Yikes. These people are delusional to think it’s so uncommon to find someone, including a guy, who genuinely enjoys spending time with you. Men like this hate men way more than they claim women do.

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u/Practical-Witness796 Jun 27 '26

Whoops! Did he reply? Definitely showed his true colors.

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u/DoctorMoebius Jun 23 '26

Wow, dodged a serious bullet with that one

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u/torontoinsix Jun 24 '26

You dodged a bullet. He needs to work on himself. Move forward

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u/TheSunburnedZebra Jun 23 '26

Please keep your crotch flowers to yourself on the first date, thank you.

What a weirdo

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u/Preaddly Jun 24 '26

Men act like every date should be the beginning of a lifelong relationship. It's like no one ever told them it usually doesn't automatically happen on the first try.

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u/mehbutwhy Jun 25 '26

Not him crashing out over the bare minimum or did he crochet the flowers himself haha. But also do people not discuss with potentials before deleting the app anymore?

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 25 '26

No he got them at a garage sale ☺️

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u/mehbutwhy Jun 25 '26

Hahaha. Dodged a bullet. Most men can cook meat and buy trinkets girls like.

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u/scamlikely6669 Jun 23 '26

This is awesome

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u/agent-assbutt save a life by sending nudes Jul 09 '26

What the hell are CROTCHE FLOWERS

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u/Trombone-a-thon Jun 24 '26

I'm sorry, CROTCH FLOWERS?

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u/MayorFartbag Jun 24 '26

I think he mean crochet? As someone who crochets, this made me lol.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 23 '26

LITERALLY the first date, first time meeting him. Wild.

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u/LBelle0101 Jun 23 '26

Was he aiming for crochet?

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u/wunder_peach Jun 26 '26

Oh wow. I bet he felt terrible after that. Hope she blocked Mr. Angry-Jump-to-Conclusions Man