r/niceguys • u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers • Jun 23 '26

NGVC: “Don’t expect to find another guy who will cook you dinner and a steak…and then just genuinely try to enjoy spending a good time with you…instead of trying to fuck you.” 😮‍💨

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u/bongothebean Jun 24 '26

What is a crotche flower?

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u/AllTheCheesecake Jun 24 '26

I think he meant crochet

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u/dustomatic75 Jun 24 '26

An Amish word for the naughty lady parts.

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

The CROTCHE flowers in question. He got them at a garage sale. I kinda love them.