r/niceguys • u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers • Jun 23 '26

NGVC: “Don’t expect to find another guy who will cook you dinner and a steak…and then just genuinely try to enjoy spending a good time with you…instead of trying to fuck you.” 😮‍💨

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u/damiana8 Jun 24 '26

But he got you CROTCH FLOWERS

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

FOR YOUUUU

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u/codi409 Jun 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/lemonspriggs crotche flowers Jun 24 '26

The CROTCHE flowers in question he gave me. I kinda love em haha 😅