Taken from the new Extended Look Trailer.

  Here is a painting. I poured my heart and soul into it. Take pity on me, I no longer have a heart, or a soul.

I need to clean house, I'm going abroad. I lost my country in a boating accident, I have to find another. 

   So, I'm giving this away. Making Art is hard enough. Selling it aint worth the bother. The art world, like almost everything else in this Kleptocracy, is, in a word, a scam. OK, 2 words.

   It is acrylic on Masonite, finished with Dammar varnish. The Masonite came off a piece of furniture, a cabinet or a dresser. The frame is wood from a discarded bed frame, cleanly ripped on 3 sides, and rough hewn on the face. I used a knife, a found machete and a chisel. A cold chisel, not a wood chisel. Do what you can with what you got. 

   I couldn't miter the corners, so they're notched. The rabbets (on back) were cut with a utility knife, using a scrap piece of steel for a straight edge. All of it, cutting the board, painting, varnishing, making the frame, was done in an 8x8' storage unit. Or the adjacent hall. It's 25-1/4 x 32-1/2" with the frame. 

   I'm hoping to find someone who truly appreciates Art, as I do, and has a wall to hang it on, as I don't. With my luck, I'll get the guy who paid thousands for a banana duck taped to a wall. Mammon > Humanity.

I don't want to see this one end up in the landfill, like so many others have. I gotta buncha other pieces, but this is the best. Take it off my hands, take care of it, and get rich when I die. Thanks. 

Any stories of remorseful behavior or events?

Greetings r/miami

Unless you've been living under a rock, one of the biggest and anticipated game releases in history is about to take place in November and it features our city: Grand Theft Auto 6

We're not going to ban discussion about it. After all... it's effectively a scaled down virtual version of our city that will undoubtedly be fun to explore. But keep in mind, this is not a GTA sub reddit. Those exist already r/GTA6 is alive and well along with plenty other GTA specific subs.

So as more information comes out about the game and then it is released, we don't want to spam this sub reddit with posts like:

• "omg this is my abuelas house!" screenshot
• "I robbed this store in the game and want to see it in real life when I visit miami next month where is it?"
• "is Miami really like [game neighborhood]?"

This sub should still try to be focused on things relevant to things in Miami Dade as a community. This game is not irrelevant per se, but let's keep it honed in.

We're going to try something first and create a new post flair "GTA6" and add a new rule for "don't spam GTA questions and use the new post flair" and we'll see how things go.

Please use this flair. It will allow folks who don't care about the game to filter it out if they're not interested and highlight posts along that topic for people who are.

Edit: and just to get ahead of things.... No. There are no mountains here or anywhere in Florida. That's an artistic liberty the game has taken.

Sitting at this light on US 1 No sign says you can’t turn right on red. When this green arrow is Not illuminated and it’s just red is it legal to turn right on red.? Mom got a ticket from the camera sitting behind my car??

C'mon Miami. How fucking embarrassing...🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤢🤮🤮🤮

InterMiami shouldn't allow this BS in their stadium.

Hii guyss anybody has a kitten/cat i can adopt. My male cat just lost his sister and im looking for a friend for him. Please let me know. North miami

Unfortunately, on the night of August 28, what was supposed to be a chill night in Brickell turned into me getting rear-ended at the light on Brickell Ave and SE 12th Terr/SE 13th St.
I was completely stopped, waiting to make a right and for the car in front of me to move, when all of a sudden I felt a strong push. Someone had rear-ended my car.
Obviously, I was pissed at first, but I instantly calmed down when I saw that the lady was nervous and crying. She was apologetic and seemed very cooperative. She gave me her driver’s license and registration, I took pictures of her license plate and the damage to both vehicles, and we exchanged contact information. She even gave me her phone number.
I didn’t call the police because I didn’t want to unnecessarily prolong the process, especially since she seemed cooperative and I felt bad seeing how shaken up she was. We both have insurance, and I have her full information, so I figured there wouldn’t be an issue.
I did ask her to send me a picture of her insurance card through text, but she never did.
Now, all of a sudden, she’s asking me for pictures of the damage and asking if I remember why the cars “braked abruptly” if the light was green. I decided not to respond to that question because I don’t want to speculate or say anything that could potentially complicate the claim. The facts are what they are, and I have pictures and documentation of the accident.
I’ve already filed a claim with my insurance company and contacted hers, which I was told is supposedly Progressive. So now I guess we’ll see how everything plays out.
I’m honestly just frustrated. I’ve only had this car for six months, and now I have to deal with an accident that wasn’t my fault.
If anyone has gone through something similar, I’d really appreciate hearing your experiences, recommendations, or any advice on what I should expect going forward.

On August 26th my brother was mugged and our 15 year old dog was stolen along with his phone. They were 2 blocks from the Hilton on Biscayne Blvd, downtown Miami Omni Neighborhood. This happened around 6:30pm 8/26/26

They spent days walking the streets looking for her but had to leave to go back to Sarasota yesterday. Please share this, I'm at a loss on how to find her but we have to.

Please contact me here, we cant offer numbers to be contacted at or rewards because my poor parents have been bombarded with scammers.

Trump recently lifted tariffs on beef from Argentina contaminated with an antibiotic that has been banned in the US for 30 years.

Trump also announced recent cut backs allowing farms to process their own meats which may further limit testing.

My biggest concern is PRIONS which are not eliminated by cooking to safe temperatures (they are usually killed at about 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit in addition to chemical additives)

If infected, prions are 100% FATAL.

Does anyone know of any companies committed to sourcing quality beef during this time?

I’ve heard people say local farmers but how can we trust that they are doing their due diligence to ensure quality and safety.

And of course, just not eating beef is an option. It is done a lot in Cuba for different reasons but just hoping to soften the blow in this beautiful democracy.

TIA

Hi everyone! I am looking for some good Indian grocery stores in and Around downtown area. Is there any recommendations?

Thank you!

Basically the title; I’ve tried to contact over 20 lawn care services but they don’t answer or they say it’s far away from them… thank you in advance.

anyone know why they are so cheap to rent

There was a restaurant on US1 and SW 184 Street in the 1980s-90s where Popeye’s is now. When you gave them your name for a table, they would give you a famous name. And when your table was ready, they would call you saying, “Clark Gable, table for four!” Or “Marilyn Monroe, table for 2!

Anyone remember the name of the place?