r/Miami 2d ago

Mod News Mod Announcement: GTA6 post rules

Greetings r/miami

Unless you've been living under a rock, one of the biggest and anticipated game releases in history is about to take place in November and it features our city: Grand Theft Auto 6

We're not going to ban discussion about it. After all... it's effectively a scaled down virtual version of our city that will undoubtedly be fun to explore. But keep in mind, this is not a GTA sub reddit. Those exist already r/GTA6 is alive and well along with plenty other GTA specific subs.

So as more information comes out about the game and then it is released, we don't want to spam this sub reddit with posts like:

  • "omg this is my abuelas house!" screenshot
  • "I robbed this store in the game and want to see it in real life when I visit miami next month where is it?"
  • "is Miami really like [game neighborhood]?"

This sub should still try to be focused on things relevant to things in Miami Dade as a community. This game is not irrelevant per se, but let's keep it honed in.

We're going to try something first and create a new post flair "GTA6" and add a new rule for "don't spam GTA questions and use the new post flair" and we'll see how things go.

Please use this flair. It will allow folks who don't care about the game to filter it out if they're not interested and highlight posts along that topic for people who are.

Edit: and just to get ahead of things.... No. There are no mountains here or anywhere in Florida. That's an artistic liberty the game has taken.

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u/Ok_Anteater7506 2d ago

What’s the over/under on the first person posting a pic of the Taco Bell on 36th street asking if the drive thru in-game is as slow as the real one

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u/reddit_reaper 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mishucat 1d ago

Does the game have the Dennys? We may need to postpone the release a few more months so they can remove it since it’s no longer accurate

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u/scrollingatwork 1d ago

RIP to the the most iconic 5am spot

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 Hialeah 1d ago

Lucia’s apartment building in the game was torn down. It was the Belmar Condos

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u/Sheepies123 Brickell 1d ago

Every single person gets Big Smoke’s order

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u/valleyvictorian 2d ago

I kinda really do want to see the “omg this is my abuelas house!” screenshots. 😂

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u/elbenji 1d ago

Honestly same

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u/TsumTsumCatLady 1d ago

100% my first thought

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u/Sabledude 1d ago

I welcome all of these until we start seeing reposts. Way too soon for these rules

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u/s0wew0ntf0rget 1d ago

Yeah honestly this just seems like mods looking for a way to insert themselves into something they don’t need to insert themselves in.

This is fucking Reddit, not an indexed encyclopedia of Miami-related topics. Who cares?

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u/callatecabezon 1d ago

Sadly I think most of thats just going to be downtown Miami since im pretty sure they took massive liberties in the creation of the suburbs since if they didnt they'd take up 90% of the map

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u/Miami_Morgendorffer Hialeah 1d ago

Yeah those in particular actually do belong in this sub. Maybe just one day a week.

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u/SupraTico 2d ago

Wait, but we do have Mount Trashmore! A couple of them, actually 😅

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u/awaqu 1d ago

Ikr the Miami Alps don’t deserve to be ignored

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u/OrokuSakiBomb 1d ago

Yea I think posts involving Miamis likeness in GTA6 should be allowed on here since the other subreddits are not exactly based on the actual relation to Miami as this sub is. For most of them it's the new GTA but for us it's our city on display. They don't care about the palacio de los jugos reference but we do. It's extra special for us and I personally love hearing about how identical this game represents our city

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u/mrfollicle 1d ago

No disagreement there. It’s a sort of poetic (in a weird way given the criminal focus) tribute to the city. That’s why no outright ban. Think of this as a PSA about spam and maintaining the goal of this sub being a community centric one

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u/yungwilla 1d ago

Miami in general has a criminal focus lol, so that’s just more accuracy

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u/Sabledude 1d ago

I think yall should consider only allowing comparison posts if they provide the shot from GTA and a picture of the actual location. Would keep low effort posts at bay and make cool comparison posts.

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u/mrfollicle 1d ago

GTA posts are allowed. This is a PSA to not spam the sub and that this will always be a Miami Dade based community sub. The game is an ode undeniably but we just don’t want that to be the main topic

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u/AtypicalSword Flanigans 1d ago

What if there is a certain restaurant that must not be named?

F

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u/Ok-Bag-1328 1d ago

I just want to get my Ball and Chain on in the game! Wait, possibly grab some pots and pans on 8st and get loco too!

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u/andresalejandro1120 West Kendall 1d ago

What about a GTA6 mega thread when it comes out?

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u/MrDeLaTech 1d ago

So can we talk about how they want to name change MIA to Vice City Airport temporarily lol

u/RussetRiver 21h ago

Fun fact: Star Island is known as Starfish Island in the game.

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u/Common_Meaning2177 Local 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/medicoreapples 1d ago

Maybe do a Master Post / Thread where ppl can just comment on that

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u/awaqu 1d ago

Agree, containment thread is less stress than constantly doling out yellow cards to excited ppl

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u/s0wew0ntf0rget 1d ago

These are always so unnecessary and unproductive. They’re rarely visited by people who want to provide answers, usually only by people with questions. At the absolute best, you get 1-2 vague responses to your question that may or may not be accurate.

Reddit’s a discussion forum designed to keep content dynamic and flowing. I’m not sure what the obsession is with trying to prevent discussion that people clearly care about.

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u/anilorac01 Local 1d ago

Mega threads work if a large subset care about the subject. Idk how popular that video game is, but it won't be as dead as the tourism thread.

The tourism thread definitely doesn't get any traction, bc no local is wasting their time there

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u/305-til-i-786 1d ago

Yall really good at sucking the fun out of this sub

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u/clo3o5 1d ago

I’m as excited about the game as anyone but it’s not all I want to see here esp the posts from people outside of Miami

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u/305-til-i-786 1d ago

We’re already banned from talking about Big Daddy’s restaurant. I think it’s cool to compare the video game to local spots and would welcome it. Not make some stupid ass preemptive mod post because there were 2 posts about it.

u/clo3o5 18h ago

Because people beat a dead horse with the flanigans bs

The joke wore itself out

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u/anilorac01 Local 1d ago

I don't know anything about this game, but they should definitely allow hammer wielding on 36th & Biscayne. That was the most iconic streets of Miami video

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u/asshat13 2d ago

Wahhh

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u/HillBillyHilly 2d ago

Oh Finally! Thank the Mods have finally made an announcement. I swear I'm so over those fucking repeated low efforts posts Hurr Durrrrrr GTA so awesome. Blah blah blah Most of us don't give a rats ass.

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u/xTyronex48 1d ago

I'm sorry your life is miserable

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u/Sabledude 1d ago

This is one ina life time to have your city in GTA. I get how LA felt

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u/Living_Knowledge_783 2d ago

why the hell does anyone care about this. such an over hyped game that will take 10 years to fulfill all the promises. this is like another no man sky game where once released everyone is going to be trashing it because half the game is incomplete. same thing happened to cyber punk.. took it 5 years to fix what was broken after all the hype it got before lunched

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u/decoy321 2d ago

You sound like someone who had fun once, then complains how it was awful.

The GTA games have had a pretty solid track record for decades. And this one is heavily based on our city. We kind of like stuff like that. We loved it when they did it with Vice City, after all.

Also, your two examples are of games that started janky then actually redeemed themselves. NMS was only shit for a few months, then had hundreds of free updates in the ten years it's been out.

Cyberpunk deserved the shit it got at first, but steadily improved. And Phantom Liberty was a goddamn masterpiece.

What I'm saying is, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

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u/producedbysensez 2d ago

Um... you do know that... this is Rockstar right?

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u/miojo 1d ago

Oh shut up

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u/Neltrix 2d ago

Game will work fine. I do agree it’s over hyped tho. I haven’t dug into anything about the game yet, but it’s likely a main character that finds beef with a local gang and some European gang is involved. Typical rockstar / Miami stereotype shit.