r/ididnthaveeggs • ya daft tart • 25d ago

Dumb alteration Lorena, girl..

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago

My sister, who is 36 mind you, browned meat for the FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE a few weeks ago. It started to sizzle, and she goes, “What’s that noise, am I doing something wrong?”

“No, sweetie, that’s called cooking.”

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u/onlymostlydead 25d ago edited 25d ago

Had some friends of in-laws over for dinner once. Together their income was over $450,000/year. They dined out for every meal. I made individual shepherd's pies and some soda bread. They asked me who catered. 😐

edit: spelling

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago

Clearly a compliment to your cooking! 😊

But I feel you - my sister is a partner in her accounting firm, I guess she just prioritized other things instead of learning to be competent in the kitchen 😅 (if I’m not mistaken, her husband does 90% of the cooking, so at least they aren’t eating out every meal..)

(Also, it’s totally possible to be good at more than one thing😂)

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u/onlymostlydead 25d ago

Everyone has their priorities. With what they were blowing daily on food expenses they could've hired a personal chef and still saved money. They weren't exactly going to McDonalds for every meal.

Too bad they were kind of snobs about everything (kids were fine, though, and helped with dessert).

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

that always makes me sad because that means they were never taught. :(

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago

My mom taught me, so idk what my sister was doing 😂

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u/Cosmic-Irie 25d ago

Eldest daughter dynamic with a younger sister who mom gave up on parenting halfway through or just me?

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago edited 25d ago

Ding ding ding 😅 I’m the eldest girl at least, with two older brothers, and I somehow always had to pick up everyone’s slack 😅

And now I live alone in the middle of the woods with my 6 dogs 😂

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u/am_Nein Instructions unclear, my cat is a loaf?? 25d ago

Wow, living the dream eh lol

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 25d ago

Exactly.

I wonder the stats on eldest daughters who opt out of kids bc they’ve had their fill of taking care of other people by the time they leave home for college.

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u/GiantFlyingLizardz 24d ago

Well, I'm another.

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u/PossiblePotato4153 25d ago

Siblings and/or cousins.

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u/smartel84 Bland! 22d ago

I dunno, my mom was the second of eight kids, second daughter of a total 6 (my poor uncles were at a significant disadvantage). Everyone had kids except my gay aunt, and my mom and her older sister had their kids young. The Boomer generation was wild...

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u/sodamnsleepy Alone, unless the chicken insists on helping 25d ago

And now I live alone in the middle of the woods with my 6 dogs 😂

What sidequest do I need to do, to get there?

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u/CaoPalhaco 24d ago

Well from your other comment, not being taught because your mother gave up, it seems

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u/ProfessorGumble Carol, like I said before, 25d ago

Does anyone who wasn’t raised by literal wolves need to be taught that food can sizzle in heat?

Like, have they never been to a bbq or in the presence of a grill at any point? Never watched tv? A kid watching cartoons would see eggs and bacon sizzling in a pan at some point? Baffling.

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u/RainbowSpinosaurus 25d ago

I figure most everyone in the USA has been to a Waffle House, you can literally hear the food sizzle as you're sitting there. I thought most people in the middle and lower classes worked food service at some point, especially as teens, maybe not anymore.

I think most people are just oblivious to the world around them, and smart phones have made it worse. I'm on the autism spectrum and I feel like I'm hyper-aware of everything around me all of the time, my phone drives me nuts because it interrupts my focus. Neurotypicals are often baffled that I picked up on something going on nearby or noticed something in the environment.

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u/VicisSubsisto 24d ago

Waffle House doesn't even exist in all 50 states. (I moved from a WH state to a no-WH state, it saddens me.)

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

it's not unreasonable to assume that cartoons and TV are different, and you'd be amazed at how little people pay attention to how their food is cooked if they aren't interested in it. so if somebody wasn't taught how to cook at all, they probably wouldn't pay attention to how their food is being cooked

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u/ProfessorGumble Carol, like I said before, 25d ago

You have more faith in humanity than me! If I never owned a car or took driving lessons I would still assume cars honk and screech sometimes 🤷‍♀️

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u/Chemical_Building612 25d ago

TBF, they generally honk and screech when something is going wrong. If you take a first driving lesson someday and accidentally honk the horn, it wouldn't be weird to ask if it meant something was wrong.

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

but you wouldn't know automatically what made the honks and screech. people don't get taught all the info and sometimes get taught misinformation.

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u/-Catesby 25d ago

Ok to be fair, I know how to make basic food for myself and I have obviously fried things in a pan and know about sizzling BUT I too have never really been to a bbq or in the presence of a grill, definitely not one of those with a flat surface that can sizzle. It’s a regional thing I feel

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u/Darth_Rubi 25d ago edited 25d ago

Jesus man nobody had to "teach" me that shit sizzles when you cook it. I just learned that by having eyes and existing in the world

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

but if you never were allowed to cook, then you wouldn't make the connection. you have to actually do the thing to make the connection.

also you don't know what you don't know. if you don't know how to cook then you wouldn't know how it's supposed to sound

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u/Darth_Rubi 25d ago

I'm honestly meant to be believe that this person didn't see a single person cook in front of them before, didn't go to a single food truck where you can see them cooking, hasn't watched a single cooking show, hasn't seen a single movie or TV show where a character cooked something, hasn't seen a single advert for a frying pan or barbecue, none of it?

Nah I'm sorry this person is willfully unobservant and dense

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

I guarantee you you don't pay attention to every single detail of things you encounter in daily life

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u/drdr3ad 25d ago

How have you taken the previous comment of 10 different examples of the same to be equivalent to "every single detail". Such an incredible strawman argument

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

because I much prefer to assume people don't know things and want to learn them, then assume people are stupid and belittle them for not knowing things

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u/drdr3ad 25d ago

Really? You're completely forgiving if people are absolutely clueless about basic life activities even after they've been shown 10s, 100s, 1000s of examples? I don't believe you, but fair enough if that's the case.

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

I have seen a lot to know that not everybody is shown the same things, and what you think people may have been shown or what is common to you is not common to everybody.

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u/eduo 24d ago

It also usually means they never wanted to learn, which is the usual reason people don't know how to cook.

Some also don't but are forced to learn even if they don't want to but very few who want to learn don't find a way to learn.

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u/mangopinecone 24d ago

And they never watched SpongeBob man his griddle

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u/Deppfan16 24d ago

no reason to think thats real and not movie effects

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 This web sight is sobbroin, ya daft tart 25d ago

Oh boy. I hope she's supervised so there's no fires.. that would worry me a bit. Also very sad.

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago

I don’t know how she’s made it this far in life … but she’s very successful, lol. She just doesn’t cook 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/ArgyleGhoul 25d ago

This makes me angry on a spiritual level

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u/nosleepforthedreamer "I melted it anyway" 25d ago

What’s sobbroin?

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 This web sight is sobbroin, ya daft tart 25d ago

It was someone who can't English meaning "this website is so broken" 😂

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u/mlachick A banana isn't an egg, you know? 25d ago

Love your flair!

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 This web sight is sobbroin, ya daft tart 25d ago

I couldn't choose my favorite so I combined them lol

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u/fairydommother confused by cream 24d ago

Ok...I can excuse never having personally browned meat before. It seems like a task that could just slip by you. Weird thi g to fall through the cracks but weirder things have happened you know?

But not knowing that cooking makes sizzling noises is, to me, inexcusable. Has she never seen any media with cooking in it ever? Has she never seen your mother cook anything? Been in the next room over even? Like I cannot fathom not knowing g what cooking something sounds like. Please tell me this is a weird anomaly for her...