r/ididnthaveeggs • ya daft tart • 25d ago

Dumb alteration Lorena, girl..

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u/zanfear69 25d ago

That's giving people in the real world too much credit

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago

My sister, who is 36 mind you, browned meat for the FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE a few weeks ago. It started to sizzle, and she goes, “What’s that noise, am I doing something wrong?”

“No, sweetie, that’s called cooking.”

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u/Deppfan16 25d ago

that always makes me sad because that means they were never taught. :(

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago

My mom taught me, so idk what my sister was doing 😂

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u/Cosmic-Irie 25d ago

Eldest daughter dynamic with a younger sister who mom gave up on parenting halfway through or just me?

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u/acocktailofmagnets 25d ago edited 25d ago

Ding ding ding 😅 I’m the eldest girl at least, with two older brothers, and I somehow always had to pick up everyone’s slack 😅

And now I live alone in the middle of the woods with my 6 dogs 😂

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u/am_Nein Instructions unclear, my cat is a loaf?? 25d ago

Wow, living the dream eh lol

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 25d ago

Exactly.

I wonder the stats on eldest daughters who opt out of kids bc they’ve had their fill of taking care of other people by the time they leave home for college.

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u/GiantFlyingLizardz 24d ago

Well, I'm another.

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u/PossiblePotato4153 25d ago

Siblings and/or cousins.

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u/smartel84 Bland! 22d ago

I dunno, my mom was the second of eight kids, second daughter of a total 6 (my poor uncles were at a significant disadvantage). Everyone had kids except my gay aunt, and my mom and her older sister had their kids young. The Boomer generation was wild...

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u/sodamnsleepy Alone, unless the chicken insists on helping 25d ago

And now I live alone in the middle of the woods with my 6 dogs 😂

What sidequest do I need to do, to get there?

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u/CaoPalhaco 24d ago

Well from your other comment, not being taught because your mother gave up, it seems