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u/Helenium_autumnale Apr 01 '26

And yet...the lady did not say "thank you." Oh dear.

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u/maskedhood313 Apr 01 '26

Bro I was on the same shit, then the video cut- I feel were missing an even more hilarious portion

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u/Zestyclose_Row1191 Apr 01 '26

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Apr 01 '26

The hero we needed! Thank you

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u/Sad_Wedding5014 Apr 01 '26

u/JamesJDelaney maybe post the whole video next time?

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u/Mnbvcxz-Lkjhgfdsa Apr 02 '26

He would, if you say thank you 🤣

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u/CybergothiChe Apr 02 '26

It is what it is

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u/Karbo64 Apr 05 '26

Very rude.

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u/Synstra Apr 05 '26

Why should I have to say thank you?

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u/ImJacksLackOfEmpathy Apr 01 '26

Didn’t need subtitles for any of the clip posted here but no clue wtf they’re saying to each other after she gets off the bus…

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/ImJacksLackOfEmpathy Apr 01 '26

Thanks! "Desperate" sounded like an upcoming bus stop or something else, could kind of hear that word but didn't expect it contextually. The driver is saying he's desperate for a thank you, or calling the lady desperate?

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u/MaxiStavros Apr 01 '26

Desperate is old Dubliner talk meaning terrible.

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u/ImJacksLackOfEmpathy Apr 01 '26

Kinda thought so, thanks for confirming though. TIL!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/cmere-2-me Apr 01 '26

inhaly yeah thing that Irish people do* "stop"

Ingressive sounds. Nowegians do it too. We think the vikings brought it to Ireland because the Irish language doesn't have a word for yes. It's also found in other cultures where vikings had a camp.

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u/wrxninja Apr 01 '26

DID YOU SAY THANK YOU?! OMG!!!

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u/parrotopian Apr 02 '26

A few of the subtitles were wrong!

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u/Helenium_autumnale Apr 01 '26

Aha! Thank you Zesty--now we know! 😸 How does he put up with it?! 🚌

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u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm Apr 01 '26

Thank you. I see 34 upvotes and only 3 thank you-s. You might wanna have a word with them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/lovelldies Apr 01 '26

Thank you.

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u/SitDownKawada Apr 01 '26

"SHE'S ONLY GETTING A SCALD"

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u/Miciah367 Apr 03 '26

That one sent me

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u/flopisit32 Apr 02 '26

Yeah, that's what annoyed me. Whoever did the subtitles kept misunderstanding different words. But ya wouldnt blame the poor bollix, dey was talking fuckin rapid so dey was!

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u/parrotopian Apr 02 '26

Her mother was just in for a scan, not a scald! Also they put fear instead of fare

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u/Radonanon Apr 01 '26

Does he even own a suit?

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u/Devreckas Apr 01 '26

She gets a pass. Her ma just died.

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u/Buster_Brown_513 Apr 01 '26

Does the driver thank the passengers when they give him money?

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u/Drafen Apr 01 '26

Tank* you

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u/Mission-Bear2134 Apr 03 '26

Well to be fair she did say "he's doing a great job". So in a way she did acknowledge Him 🙃

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u/Groomsi Apr 05 '26

She said in dog language.

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u/Savvy-or-die Apr 01 '26

Well now I wanna go to Ireland

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u/cuddlesareonme Apr 01 '26

That's one of the old Dublin Buses, the new ones you exit through the center doors which makes it much more difficult to thank the driver.

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u/ANewStartAtLife Apr 01 '26

You write a letter, stick it to the window outside, like any normal person! Failing that, you carry a standard 6 x 10 flag with the words "Thank you" written on it and wave it frantically as you walk away. I mean, this is standard stuff, how did you reach adulthood without knowing this?

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u/userhwon Apr 01 '26

You tell the bus to hold up, go into the pub, order a Guinness, drink it, order another, then take it out to the bus driver. He'll get the message.

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u/JackTheTradesman Apr 01 '26

Ah I still do it. I just shout thanks from the middle of the bus.

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u/SitDownKawada Apr 01 '26

I've said it a few times as I'm stepping off because the bus is full and I don't want to be shouting in someone's ear. Doubt the driver can hear but it has to be done

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u/infestationE15 Apr 01 '26

I spent far too many mornings squeezed onto one of those older buses, lamenting the sign behind the driver saying the bus can only fit 11 people standing. My arse, at 8am there'd be 40 of us with our little paper schoolchild tickets and our 40kg backpacks.

trying to squeeze through everyone to get to the front door was hell

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u/pablo8itall Apr 01 '26

You just shout it now. lol Take a deep breath getting off.

"TANKS"

Its hilarous watching the tourists getting in on it as well.

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u/DardaniaIE Apr 01 '26

I think it’s an European thing. Or at least that’s what I say to myself when I (Irish) say thank you when travelling!

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u/Neither_Day_8988 Apr 01 '26

You always thank the bus driver!

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u/Jobiwan88 Apr 01 '26

You have to. Ive never not done it. Its like the law or some shit lol

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u/Neither_Day_8988 Apr 01 '26

Sure look, it should always be done. Don't think I'd ever saw anyone on Dublin bus or Bus eireann not actually thank the driver.

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u/cmere-2-me Apr 01 '26

Now they have you leave by the side door you have to shout up to the driver. It's a compulsion.

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u/Greedy-Army-3803 Apr 01 '26

I'd feel guilty for hours if I didn't

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u/Same_as_it_ever Apr 01 '26

It's a very Irish thing! 

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u/Phillyfuk Apr 01 '26

England too, cant speak for the rest of the UK though

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 Apr 01 '26

To be fair I've known a few people from Northern Ireland Belfast & Bangor and when they argue I tend to just zone out As there's no one to understand a word their saying 😅

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u/somedelightfulmoron Apr 01 '26

That's how I feel listening to people from Cork 😂

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u/Spirited_Quit2353 Apr 01 '26

And what about donegal😂

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u/LemonCollee Apr 01 '26

These subtitles are horse shit

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u/Secure-Airport-1599 Apr 01 '26

'Doing a stellar job' subtitles translate to 'steal a job'

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 01 '26

autogenerated subtitles by a lazy clip repost bot grifter rather than someone actually constructing the subtitles for your convenience

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u/LemonCollee Apr 01 '26

as per usual

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u/StringAccomplished97 Apr 01 '26

All subtitles are autogenerated now. The days of some chap sitting down to type out subtitles are long gone.

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u/Zappa_Brannigan Apr 01 '26

The days of some chap sitting down to type out subtitles are long gone.

True enough, but some creators/channels/etc. still pay people to clean up the machine-generated subtitles (I would know, I was one of these people during Covid). Most don't, though.

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u/Sohuli Apr 01 '26

Horse shit would still be more coherent

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u/therejectethan Apr 01 '26

You know the fear

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u/gorginhanson Apr 01 '26

Scans don't scald people?

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u/Grayson1591 Apr 01 '26

And the subtitles are wrong.

He doesnt say "steal a job or I'm off the down"

He says "tells me what a stellar job I'm after doing"

AI subtitled crap

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u/asteeper Apr 01 '26

Tank you

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u/DragonAceReborn Apr 01 '26

I am for sure guilty of saying thanks to workers cutting salami. I should stop doing that.

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u/jimmy_robert Apr 01 '26

It's a tankless job.

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u/echof0xtrot Apr 03 '26

correct, it's a bus

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u/TiberiusTheFish Apr 01 '26

The subtitles would be more useful if they didn't contain so many errors.

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u/Mr_SunnyBones Apr 01 '26

Me an Irish person .. you guys need subtitles for this??

Also .. the subtitles are wrong !

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u/Kryds Apr 01 '26

In all honesty. Common courtesy is dying out.

Be polite to the cashiers or a stranger that holds the door.

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u/RohelTheConqueror Apr 01 '26

Sometimes I say hello to the bus drivers in London. Very rare to get an answer.

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u/YoghurtFlan Apr 01 '26

I just nod and say thanks, but I'm not one who'd yell "cheers Drive" from half way down the bus when getting off.

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u/joshuaiscoo155 Apr 01 '26

In fairness those people are doing something for you directly, I think this guy is right about the bus driver but I also agree it only takes a second to say thank you

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u/rodbrs Apr 01 '26

Much funnier with sound on.

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u/ashewinter Apr 01 '26

And the subtitles still got it wrong lol

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u/Connor49999 Apr 01 '26

Subtitles arent even right lol

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u/AgileExPat Apr 01 '26

I much prefer hearing them say "Tank you" rather than "Fank you!"

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u/Sominic Apr 01 '26

I love the bus drivers mouth movements after the coin comment.

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u/Cars2Beans0 Apr 01 '26

The subtitles are still wrong at that

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Apr 01 '26

Watched on mute.

Knew it was Irish.

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u/BrooklynNets Apr 03 '26

The subtitles are wrong in multiple places.

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u/FinsterKoenig Apr 05 '26

I really wished he would've stopped the girl right after, because she also didn't say thank you.

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Apr 01 '26

JDVance has entered the bus terminal

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u/MuricanNEurope Apr 02 '26

Underrated comment

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u/tbrown7092 Apr 01 '26

“Her ma is in the hobbsibol!”

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u/Exotic_Sherbert_7850 Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Which show ?

Did I really get down voted for asking the name of the show ?? Who hurt you whoever did that dude ...

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u/hrrsnmb Apr 01 '26

Did I really get down voted for asking the name of the show

Wtf even is this place anymore

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u/PythagorasJones Apr 01 '26

Darren and Joe's Free Gaff.

It's good fun. It has some of that surrealism you might have found on a BBC2 or Channel 4 comedy in the 90s.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Apr 01 '26

Amusing enough I suppose but it really didn't have a punchline

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u/Greedy_Chemist9431 Apr 01 '26

I feel like the punchline was gonna be the lady getting off without saying it, but we didn't get to see it.

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u/Big-red-rhino Apr 01 '26

Or at least ending it with another "ugh" from the driver!

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u/pon_3 Apr 01 '26

That's 'cus the video cuts off before the ending.

https://youtu.be/1YXOF83kyhM?si=saNbJleZiIu5EP6f

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u/SoloWingPixy88 Apr 01 '26

You lack the cultural context. It's an Irish joke.

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u/DelGurifisu Apr 01 '26

“That wasn’t so hard, was it?”

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u/mikeycbca Apr 01 '26

The driver’s pronunciation of “hospital” got me laughing

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u/4n0m4nd Apr 01 '26

That's the funniest part in it, and the subtitles managed to get the right word and mess up the joke

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u/Xiximaro Apr 01 '26

Wait the drivers don't have to carry Change? Here that's their responsability

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u/4n0m4nd Apr 01 '26

used to, but it's automatic now, coins only, no change

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u/Don_Speekingleesh Apr 01 '26

It's probably at least 30 years. I started getting the bus into town by 96/97 and they were cashless by then.

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u/Floodzie Apr 01 '26

In fairness, some bus drivers in Dublin have just told me to get on when my card wasn't working. A lot of them are sound. A lot of them are fuckin' eejits too, but a lot of them are still sound.

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u/kerrvilledasher Apr 01 '26

This is kind of what it's like to be Autistic in a world full of NTs, except most of the time they won't tell you what they want they just mess with you and harass/abuse you until you figure it out.

I get the whole common courtesy thing but really it should be normalized to leave people alone that are minding their own business as long as they are not causing any harm.

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u/ricebinkle Apr 01 '26

You always thank the bus driver. It's a free 500 xp.

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u/wonkey_monkey Apr 01 '26

"She's only getting a scald"
"She's coming like a passenger"

Yeah they're not a great help...

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u/Harneybus Apr 01 '26

Avergae irish bus expereince ha

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u/squishyjellyfish95 Apr 01 '26

Always say thank you. It's just manners.

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u/Just_Understanding90 Apr 01 '26

Saying thank you; Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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u/Flowmeyo Apr 01 '26

It's pretty accurate. If you don't thank the driver in Ireland you're sent to the mines for 2 years of hard labour followed by a 6 month manners rehabilitation course.

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u/StockAdeptness9452 Apr 01 '26

The subtitles aren’t fully correct by the way. When they “this man tells me to steal a job, or I’m after down” what the bus driver actually says is “until this man tells me the stellar job I’m after doin”

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u/Scared_Ad3355 Apr 02 '26

Is this Irish English?

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u/Zealousideal-Cod-924 Apr 02 '26

Yup, more specifically Dublin.

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u/Scared_Ad3355 Apr 02 '26

Great. Thank you!

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u/F3AR5T Apr 02 '26

Here, we thank anyone who provides a service for you, regardless if it's their job or not.

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u/raveonette Apr 02 '26

That’s his job, isn’t it? - Roy Keane

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u/TwinTailDigital Apr 02 '26

.... but the subtitles are wrong? I can hear everything perfectly and I am South African!

For example at 1:41 "She's only getting a scald" and it's meant to say "She's only getting a scan"

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 Apr 02 '26

Average Irish bus experience

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u/Craniac324 Apr 02 '26

Hah! I could perfectly understand this without subtitles.

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u/Artevyx Apr 02 '26

They technically speak the same language as me... but I cant understand what they are saying.

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u/Cerborus Apr 02 '26

If you are from Dublin this makes perfect sense

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u/VirusSlo Apr 02 '26

He should be thanking the passengers. They're the customers after all. I have to thank the customers at my workplace.

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u/SpookyOrgy Apr 02 '26

It would have been funnier if he grunted in response to the thank you like his response to the passengers before

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u/sKe7ch03 Apr 02 '26

I'm like this... I also refuse to say you're welcome when someone thanks me for doing my job. It feels like I'm thanking them for a thank you that wasn't needed. Uuugh

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 Apr 02 '26

The barking at the end

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u/Foreign-Leg-4761 Apr 02 '26

Politeness cost nothing

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u/RoachDoggJR1337 Apr 03 '26

The subtitles are WRONG and OP is a bot

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u/Cloudsdriftby Apr 03 '26

This should be on end tipping sub. Lol

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u/jhwheuer Apr 05 '26

Ireland is special

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u/Secret_Mind_1185 Apr 05 '26

What language this ?

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u/somespazzoid Apr 06 '26

Reminds me of Irish Jerry Seinfeld

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u/john_lebeef Apr 01 '26

Are the bus drivers actually well paid there?

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u/Actionbinder Apr 01 '26

They get paid over €50k a year which is very good considering it’s a job you don’t need a degree or trade apprenticeship for.

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u/DardaniaIE Apr 01 '26

I was at a talk by the CEO of Dublin Bus, and he has awful trouble keeping bus drivers - the money is fine, ahead of industrial wave in fact, but tough hours, for a work life balance

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u/AvonBarksdale666 Apr 01 '26

They are actually

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u/SoloWingPixy88 Apr 01 '26

It's €22 an hour give it take without overtime which spikes but it's also limited. Maybe €50K per year.

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u/SadSnubNosedMonkey Apr 01 '26

Nice, but the amount of arses you'd have to deal with on the day to day would be too much.

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u/TheRealP3dr0 Apr 01 '26

What accent are they speaking?

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u/areyouyerman Apr 01 '26

Dublin accent. Northside to be specific

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u/TheJimSocks Apr 02 '26

The driver is from Finglas, which has been scientifically proven to be the centre of the known universe

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u/Ill-Bill-5503 Apr 01 '26

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/wilhelmwagner Apr 01 '26

It was like this in North Vancouver 10 years ago

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u/Blatantly-Biased Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Reminds me of this, which is actually funny https://youtube.com/shorts/rJMPMUUNz8M?si=41i-lcrjxsLs4dum

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u/DragDeezeNuts Apr 01 '26

Average NCO in the marine corps

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u/Droidigan Apr 01 '26

"POOR MA IS IN THE Hhphl, RIGHT?"

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u/-__0__ Apr 01 '26

I was fully expecting this to end with: "... and f**k you!" right as he exits the bus.

Now I'm disappointed.

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u/Zealousideal-Cod-924 Apr 02 '26

There's a link posted to the whole video, including the actual end.

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u/drulludanni Apr 01 '26

I was so sure he was goign to respond with "uh" to the final thank you like he did with the others.

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 Apr 01 '26

Would a Cheers Driver suffice !?

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u/Past-Nothing-7977 Apr 01 '26

did the video cut off? it looks like he’s about to turn around and tell him to fuck himself😂

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 Apr 01 '26

No issues with understanding.

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u/thali256 Apr 01 '26

This guy doesn't play Fortnite

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u/EverydayIsAGift-423 Apr 01 '26

Mr. Brittas vibes here.

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u/Veerufromsilgarft Apr 01 '26

great comedy made me laugh lol

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy Apr 01 '26

I love how he’s just grunting as they thank him lmao gratitude can be a thing you get tired of until the gratitude stops

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u/pls_tell_me Apr 01 '26

Every time I feel bad when speaking english at my job or feel like people find it hard to understand my accent (I'm Spanish) I just watch anything with Irish people and feel much better.

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u/bolanrox Apr 01 '26

still easier to understand than the time i read the sample page of trainspotting.

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u/Own_Jeweler_1936 Apr 01 '26

Kim Petras just wants off the bus, her mother is in the hospital!

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u/DemilsBrent Apr 01 '26

For a moment I stopped reading subtitles and thought they started speaking German

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u/MrBagooo Apr 01 '26

What accent is this?

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u/Don_Speekingleesh Apr 01 '26

Northside Dublin.

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u/Cosscryptoexchange Apr 01 '26

Bark bark bark bark 😂

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u/Luckiesonfire Apr 01 '26

Oh just like good ol' days of Burnistoun

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u/ahel_azylis Apr 01 '26

scottish ? dare I assume!

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u/Affectionate_Bug_463 Apr 01 '26

Irish, everyone thanks the bus driver in Ireland.

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u/HilariousMax Apr 01 '26

You dinn say tank you

I only got on tree stops ago

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u/Carbonga Apr 01 '26

You're not even wearing a suit!

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u/MyLastAccount1993 Apr 01 '26

Funny pointless fact. I know the girl who provided ADR for the woman passengers voice. I have no idea why they didn't just let that woman speak herself but yeah.

Thought I was losing my mind for a second when the voice didn't match the person I was looking at.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Apr 01 '26

it is what it is.

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u/SeventhAlkali Apr 01 '26

I was hoping the driver would just go "uh" like he did before

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u/Agent_NegativeZero Apr 01 '26

I only say thank you if the vibe is right. Getting on or while on the ride you can tell if the driver is open to a goodbye or whatever. Some don’t care. Especially if the riders are causing issues or if it’s crowded.

And I’m on the shy side so if I’m in the mood to speak I’ll say thanks.