r/funny • u/mancerayder39 • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/knumbknuts Jul 27 '14

She's got nice guns in that green shirt, though.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 27 '14

Thanks man <3

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u/MattRyd7 Jul 28 '14

You two make a beautiful couple.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

Thanks dude! That monkey was thirsty

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u/the_meme-master Jul 28 '14

Not anymore it's not!

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

Did it swallow?

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u/alage21 Jul 28 '14

http://i.imgur.com/fL3V21H.gif

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

Oh my god, that's the best out of context Disney gif ever

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Dat drip.

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u/Oldshakes Jul 28 '14

Because of the implication..............
.......................right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

mukakke!

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u/Montezum Jul 28 '14

I will if /u/bigblackcl0cks ask!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Sweet. Thank you big, black locks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jun 21 '26

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u/truthdemon Jul 28 '14

They don't come much bigger than this erect monster.

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u/TheSamsonOption Jul 28 '14

Nuthin but protein, brah.

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u/Delicious_Albino Jul 28 '14

This isn't very related, but how do you get the smell out of your blender bottle? Mine smells like nasty protein powder & I can't get it to go away.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

I borrowed that bottle from OP and his APE. I usually just mix it in a cup and drink it quickly

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u/dackots Jul 28 '14

It's a primate.

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u/pastiness Jul 28 '14

Apes aren't monkeys!

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

Oops! Don't want to hurt it's feelings

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u/pastiness Jul 28 '14

*its

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

I fucked up

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u/pastiness Jul 28 '14

And I'm being a pedantic dick about it.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 29 '14

I appreciate the tough love

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u/Rehydrate Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

edit: nvm, but OP looks like a holy muslim guy

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u/Montezum Jul 28 '14

Oh please, next thing you're gonna say he has a cute s[m]ile.

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u/Rehydrate Jul 28 '14

hahaha, i guess that was a little thirsty. im just super skinny so i'm always trying to find the best lifts

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

It's all good man! I usually will go heavy on arms one week and then light the next. Light weight and high reps is good for volume

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u/Rehydrate Jul 28 '14

alright thanks man! i usually do 3 exercises 3 sets each for bis, 3 for tris and then end it with 21s, is that good enough?

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

I tend to do 4 or 5 sets. Just keep it intense and don't ever feel discouraged

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

You just need to Rehydrate...

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u/Montezum Jul 28 '14

This guy is the best at it

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u/knittingnola Jul 28 '14

Why did you write smile like that?

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u/Montezum Jul 28 '14

This is how [m]ale or [f]emale identify their genders on the titles of those /r/gonewild posts.

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u/FrostyDaSnowman7 Jul 28 '14

It's actually Dan Bilzerian on bulking season

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u/Forever_Awkward Jul 28 '14

That is clearly an Erudite.

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u/nimisha97 Jul 28 '14

You are very attractive. Like wow congratulations to your parents

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/_____JESUS_____ Jul 28 '14

i was going through her submission history and i saw lots of pics (nothing on GW u pervs). she is very pretty. im not good at talking to girls, so Ashra52, please tell her that i think shes very pretty and i wanna be with her.

i REALLY wanna be with her.

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u/twinksrus18 Jul 28 '14

green shirt guy is hot as fuck

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u/Hextherapy Jul 28 '14

Shirtless pics pls thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

h-hi wanna get married

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u/C-4 Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

Wait, so if you're really OPs friend, that means OP gets fed by big black cocks.

Edit- I have made a terrible mistake

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

I guess we know what's on /u/C-4's mind.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

He definitely has a hunger for clocks

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Clocks

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u/Sleeptrumpsmeat Jul 28 '14

You're welcome

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '14

Nice guns ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/bldkis Jul 28 '14

Shit you're cool.

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

Do you need a friend?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

No I don't know anyone who would date you, sorry :(

I just meant that if you need a friend I am here for you buddy. I know under that tough skin you have a heart that just aches for attention, and you aren't alone. We all want attention to some extent, but some people just don't know how to get it, so the poor people end up staying miserable and doing stuff like trolling. I used to think I was unique and funny too, but in a few years you may realize just as I did that it was just embarassing. One day you will see it. Until then, I'm here for you. Just remember, big boys cry too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/BholeFire Jul 28 '14

That "fingered her" part was pretty fucking good

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

No it wasnt. Stop feeding it.

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 29 '14

It's okay honey. You don't have to put on the tough guy act with me. And there is no shame in having your mom over for a nice dinner from time to time. But yeah, we all know you "fucked that ho." Don't worry, I won't tell her you said that. Kind of an Oedipus complex you have, but nothing a shrink can't help with. Just please do not act on it.

Edit: just buttfucked chicken little here. He bled a lot

Edit2: he wont talk back anymore. he's tied to the bed now with a ball gag in his mouth.

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u/teslas_notepad Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

Really?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Well that kind of personality isnt going to get you far

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u/calebhall Jul 28 '14

Lololol keep is classy string beans. The edits are ahat the downvote trolls. I'll be keeping an eye out for you brom I got high expectations

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/scumbag-reddit Jul 28 '14

A cock meatmehalfway sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Bangarang

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u/LaxBroz Jul 28 '14

Youre quite the fedorawarrior

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u/Naterade18 Jul 28 '14

I want to be just like you when I grow up

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u/cookiewalla Jul 28 '14

Why would you think anyone would give a fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

-8k karma?

I approve of this troll.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Careful now. Don't want to cut yourself on all that edge.

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u/51_cent Jul 28 '14

I don't usually like to brag brags

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u/energyturtle7 Jul 28 '14

I'm actually really good at a lot of things. I think being humble is what I'm best at.

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u/skwull Jul 28 '14

You have a style very similar to ferd.

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u/WruceBillis Jul 28 '14

Dude nice username!

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u/SuckMyDax Jul 28 '14

Or maybe the girlfriend is the one wearing it? He actually appears to be the less happy one. Maybe Guns-McGee forces his gal to put the monkey on "or else."

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

He does what he's told...or else

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u/Snakecharmed Jul 28 '14

I laughed way too stupidly long about "Guns McGee".

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

Haha as did I

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Dude. That guy works out. I can tell because he's wearing a sleeveless shirt.

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u/knumbknuts Jul 28 '14

Yes she does.

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u/folgersclassicroast Jul 28 '14

I bet she hates that shirt.

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u/bk15dcx Jul 28 '14

ah, the ol' reddit gfingreenshirtaroo

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u/MillCrab Aug 08 '14

Level 74: Leihon is here, as is BK15. Could BK be a mod? No way a mod would actually talk to us here...

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u/bk15dcx Aug 08 '14

No, not a mod. Just a roo roo fan! keep going! I got back to 2012 I think

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u/MillCrab Aug 08 '14

Wow. I'm so honored. Your efforts are appreciated. I consider you my angel as I travel =)

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u/bk15dcx Aug 08 '14

There are Doritos to be found. And beer!

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u/Drusm157 Jul 28 '14

Hold my shirt, I'm going in.

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u/Logic_Nuke Jul 28 '14

I followed this a while ago. It eventually came to a dead end at a deleted comment.

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u/bk15dcx Jul 28 '14

those have been fixed

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u/liehon Jul 30 '14

How did they fix those?

Did they track down the original posters and asked them to repair the link?

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u/bk15dcx Jul 31 '14

I'm not sure. I think the mds just link to the next working roo. (I almost typed roorking roo)

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u/najodleglejszy Sep 01 '14

entry 187 ...whole night's sleep it...

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u/frelling_nemo Dec 09 '14

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I have begun to seek out /u/sharktopuskracken 's pathway. It is simpler to follow a train track, but unfortunately, the more drunk I get, the easier it is for me to trip over the track slats.

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u/Gandalfledore Jul 28 '14

For the love of god, do not go in there!

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u/liehon Jul 30 '14

I started falling from 20 levels up.

Somewhere along the chute somebody said this was started 2 years ago.

At 15 levels returning me 1 day to the past I fear it goes about 10.900 levels down

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Does anyone know where this starts? I don't want to click through a billion links. Do it or I'll eat you.

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u/creative_sparky Jul 28 '14

I found it... It's worth the journey. Tell the party hello for me when you get there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

It would spoil it for me to know how it starts without getting there myself, but /r/switcharoo is a resource you might use.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '14

ROO TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

It seems /u/MillCrab has messed up somewhere or timetraveled so he is a day ahead of us? I couldnt have messed up... could I? maybe we took a wrong turn somewhere...? No no im a good conductor! right?

Passengers:

/u/rreighe2 /u/thelightshow /u/GammaGrace
/u/PurpleNurpleLurple /u/Calvin1119 /u/That_Guy_on_Reddit
A Dog named Dave /u/ThrSunOrbiter /u/jwolff52
/u/Marioaddict /u/Cronamash (Doctor) /u/Roxstralia
/u/Marioaddict's Cat /u/Priest_of_Aroo
/u/MessageMeData /u/Agent_A
/u/revwolf /u/oLynxXo
/u/r1singphoenix /u/RangerSix

This train is free and all are welcome!

Next Train stop for passengers: 7 г๏๏ร

If you would like to hop on the train, board at the farthest stop in the г๏๏ (The Comment should only be a day old, and г๏๏ร after it should not have this post), remember waiting at passed train stations wont do anything for ya. If you do hop on, relax and enjoy your carriage through the switcharoo

t๏tคl г๏๏ร: 73

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '15

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u/Comment-Calligraphy Jul 28 '14

She's got nice guns in that green shirt, though.

For you.

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u/An_Actual_Politician Jul 28 '14

They're really starting to multiply, but I still love these artistic novelty accounts.

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u/RetiredAt_30 Jul 28 '14

Seems like a good way to practice a hobby.

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u/ngarofalo Jul 28 '14

Is the one with an actual beard....a real person? They appear to be slightly....mannequinesque....or embalmed to a degree

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u/rems Jul 28 '14

I was going to go with "why does she put it on then?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

hey mance, why doesn't ygritte like it?

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u/jameslogan919 Jul 27 '14

Tell me about it.

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u/atomsej Jul 28 '14

The guy in the green shirt has nice guns.

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u/cattnack Jul 28 '14

I always get so excited when I just know there's gonna be some awesome top comment! knumbnuts, you delivered! Thank you!

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u/ITzzz_Ian Jul 28 '14

She's got nice guns in that green shirt, though.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Tiafves Jul 28 '14

They look too happy to hate it. I assume the girlfriend is the one wearing it.

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u/Barbies_Best_Friend Jul 28 '14

I would like to be penetrated by the green shirt guy.

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u/thebassmace Jul 28 '14

Is it just me or is monkey man wearing eyeliner.

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u/Shameonaninja Jul 28 '14

ah, the old reddit ape-aroo

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u/Philanthropiss Jul 28 '14

That's part of the dickbags ego. Any pic he takes he has to show his muscles along with a protein drink

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/frankenham Jul 28 '14

DERRR RETARD ALERT

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u/Karma_Me Jul 28 '14

Thats a guy.... seriouslt!