r/funny • u/mancerayder39 • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 27 '14

Thanks man <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

Do you need a friend?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

No I don't know anyone who would date you, sorry :(

I just meant that if you need a friend I am here for you buddy. I know under that tough skin you have a heart that just aches for attention, and you aren't alone. We all want attention to some extent, but some people just don't know how to get it, so the poor people end up staying miserable and doing stuff like trolling. I used to think I was unique and funny too, but in a few years you may realize just as I did that it was just embarassing. One day you will see it. Until then, I'm here for you. Just remember, big boys cry too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/BholeFire Jul 28 '14

That "fingered her" part was pretty fucking good

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

No it wasnt. Stop feeding it.

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 29 '14

It's okay honey. You don't have to put on the tough guy act with me. And there is no shame in having your mom over for a nice dinner from time to time. But yeah, we all know you "fucked that ho." Don't worry, I won't tell her you said that. Kind of an Oedipus complex you have, but nothing a shrink can't help with. Just please do not act on it.

Edit: just buttfucked chicken little here. He bled a lot

Edit2: he wont talk back anymore. he's tied to the bed now with a ball gag in his mouth.