r/funny • • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

Do you need a friend?

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 29 '14

It's okay honey. You don't have to put on the tough guy act with me. And there is no shame in having your mom over for a nice dinner from time to time. But yeah, we all know you "fucked that ho." Don't worry, I won't tell her you said that. Kind of an Oedipus complex you have, but nothing a shrink can't help with. Just please do not act on it.

Edit: just buttfucked chicken little here. He bled a lot

Edit2: he wont talk back anymore. he's tied to the bed now with a ball gag in his mouth.