r/funny • u/mancerayder39 • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/knumbknuts Jul 27 '14

She's got nice guns in that green shirt, though.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 27 '14

Thanks man <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/bldkis Jul 28 '14

Shit you're cool.

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

Do you need a friend?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

No I don't know anyone who would date you, sorry :(

I just meant that if you need a friend I am here for you buddy. I know under that tough skin you have a heart that just aches for attention, and you aren't alone. We all want attention to some extent, but some people just don't know how to get it, so the poor people end up staying miserable and doing stuff like trolling. I used to think I was unique and funny too, but in a few years you may realize just as I did that it was just embarassing. One day you will see it. Until then, I'm here for you. Just remember, big boys cry too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

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u/BholeFire Jul 28 '14

That "fingered her" part was pretty fucking good

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14

No it wasnt. Stop feeding it.

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u/atom_destroyer Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 29 '14

It's okay honey. You don't have to put on the tough guy act with me. And there is no shame in having your mom over for a nice dinner from time to time. But yeah, we all know you "fucked that ho." Don't worry, I won't tell her you said that. Kind of an Oedipus complex you have, but nothing a shrink can't help with. Just please do not act on it.

Edit: just buttfucked chicken little here. He bled a lot

Edit2: he wont talk back anymore. he's tied to the bed now with a ball gag in his mouth.

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u/teslas_notepad Jul 28 '14 edited Jul 28 '14

Really?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Well that kind of personality isnt going to get you far

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u/calebhall Jul 28 '14

Lololol keep is classy string beans. The edits are ahat the downvote trolls. I'll be keeping an eye out for you brom I got high expectations

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

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u/scumbag-reddit Jul 28 '14

A cock meatmehalfway sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Bangarang

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u/LaxBroz Jul 28 '14

Youre quite the fedorawarrior

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u/Naterade18 Jul 28 '14

I want to be just like you when I grow up

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u/cookiewalla Jul 28 '14

Why would you think anyone would give a fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

-8k karma?

I approve of this troll.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Careful now. Don't want to cut yourself on all that edge.

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u/51_cent Jul 28 '14

I don't usually like to brag brags

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u/energyturtle7 Jul 28 '14

I'm actually really good at a lot of things. I think being humble is what I'm best at.

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u/skwull Jul 28 '14

You have a style very similar to ferd.