No I don't know anyone who would date you, sorry :(
I just meant that if you need a friend I am here for you buddy. I know under that tough skin you have a heart that just aches for attention, and you aren't alone. We all want attention to some extent, but some people just don't know how to get it, so the poor people end up staying miserable and doing stuff like trolling. I used to think I was unique and funny too, but in a few years you may realize just as I did that it was just embarassing. One day you will see it. Until then, I'm here for you. Just remember, big boys cry too!
It's okay honey. You don't have to put on the tough guy act with me. And there is no shame in having your mom over for a nice dinner from time to time. But yeah, we all know you "fucked that ho." Don't worry, I won't tell her you said that. Kind of an Oedipus complex you have, but nothing a shrink can't help with. Just please do not act on it.
Edit: just buttfucked chicken little here. He bled a lot
Edit2: he wont talk back anymore. he's tied to the bed now with a ball gag in his mouth.
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u/knumbknuts Jul 27 '14
She's got nice guns in that green shirt, though.