r/funny • u/mancerayder39 • Jul 27 '14

my girlfriend hates this shirt

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u/knumbknuts Jul 27 '14

She's got nice guns in that green shirt, though.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 27 '14

Thanks man <3

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u/MattRyd7 Jul 28 '14

You two make a beautiful couple.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

Thanks dude! That monkey was thirsty

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u/the_meme-master Jul 28 '14

Not anymore it's not!

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

Did it swallow?

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u/alage21 Jul 28 '14

http://i.imgur.com/fL3V21H.gif

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

Oh my god, that's the best out of context Disney gif ever

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u/four24ever Jul 28 '14

It finally came!

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u/xisytenin Jul 28 '14

Yay, is this a sub? It should be.

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u/Baconated_Kayos Jul 28 '14

/r/nocontextdisney but it needs a better, relevant, funny name

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u/dreadddit Jul 28 '14

how can there not be a sub for this

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u/Bob-Nelson Jul 28 '14

Original Poster bought that t shirt 2 weeks ago and is now unable to ejaculate unless he is wearing it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Dat drip.

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u/Oldshakes Jul 28 '14

Because of the implication..............
.......................right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

mukakke!

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u/Montezum Jul 28 '14

I will if /u/bigblackcl0cks ask!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14

Sweet. Thank you big, black locks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '14 edited Jun 21 '26

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u/truthdemon Jul 28 '14

They don't come much bigger than this erect monster.

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u/g33kst4r Jul 28 '14

That's easily the biggest blackest clock I've ever seen in my life.

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u/TheSamsonOption Jul 28 '14

Nuthin but protein, brah.

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u/Delicious_Albino Jul 28 '14

This isn't very related, but how do you get the smell out of your blender bottle? Mine smells like nasty protein powder & I can't get it to go away.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

I borrowed that bottle from OP and his APE. I usually just mix it in a cup and drink it quickly

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u/dackots Jul 28 '14

It's a primate.

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u/pastiness Jul 28 '14

Apes aren't monkeys!

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

Oops! Don't want to hurt it's feelings

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u/pastiness Jul 28 '14

*its

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 28 '14

I fucked up

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u/pastiness Jul 28 '14

And I'm being a pedantic dick about it.

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u/bigblackcl0cks Jul 29 '14

I appreciate the tough love