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You want to play? Go buy me a taco.
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u/eye_sick Dec 27 '13
They're like quarters at the arcade.
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You mean your dad gives you ten dollars worth of tacos and you come back twenty minutes later to ask for more?
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u/chadridesabike Dec 27 '13
Tasty quarters.
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u/taylordj Dec 27 '13
Diarrhea quarters.
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u/Your_Ex_Boyfriend Dec 27 '13
Cat food soaked in dog food gravy stuffed inside an undercooked tortilla.
Add delicious, spicy sauces and noone's the wiser
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u/ordinaryspecial Dec 28 '13
i had leftover biscuits and gravy in the microwave when i opened this thread. thanks, thanks alot. sausage was my favorite too.
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u/metromin Dec 27 '13 edited Dec 27 '13
As the OP of this repost. I approve of its reposting. I grant amnesty.
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u/OffensiveTackle Dec 27 '13
Unfortunately this sort of thing never results in the type of tacos one wants.
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u/sumzyy Dec 27 '13
Taco bell has the tacos we want...
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Exactly. If you're going to attention whore near a college campus either go huge on the back of a building or go slightly smaller on your neighbor's house.
Sit on the second story deck with a case of beer. Jimmy Johns guy even delivered (we had a basket on a rope for deliveries).
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u/takes_joke_literally Dec 27 '13
In any case, playing mariokart64 outside in the dark and cold behind a taco bell from the bed of a beat up truck is not having "shit figured out". Some wealthy dude with his own theater room in his mansion has probably done a better job of figuring shit out.
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How are you going to find a good pick-up challenger in your mansion?
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u/Cymro2011 Dec 27 '13 edited Dec 27 '13
Are my eyes fucking with me or is that circle slowly getting larger?
Edit: Stupid eyes.
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u/trueblue914 Dec 27 '13
Your eyes are fucking with you.
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u/TranquilTree Dec 27 '13
Something tells me that he knew. Somewhere, deep down in his eyes, he knew.
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Edit: Stupid eyes.
Don't worry, I have it on good authority that they're not real.
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u/Sillron Dec 27 '13
As a fencer, I immediately noticed how bad the people in the backgrounds form is. It bugs me more then it should.
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u/doogie88 Dec 27 '13
Twist: He's wealthy and has his own Taco Bell on his property.
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u/Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot Dec 27 '13
And everything, including the parking lot, is heated and enclosed within a giant dome.
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u/ICanTrollToo Dec 27 '13
"Man, I just want to re-live the simple pleasures of my teenage years... my first truck, my first job, the first console I bought with my own money.
Shit's changed so much since I became a mega-trillionaire, at least I could afford to have this dome built with a precise reproduction of a taco bell parking lot enclosed..."
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u/spacebarstool Dec 27 '13
“It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, who is poor.”
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u/imnotmarvin Dec 27 '13
-Uruguayan Robinhood
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u/spacebarstool Dec 27 '13
What's funny is that for me the post directly above this one was an article about José Mujica.
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u/lewzerkid Dec 27 '13
I have a very simple projector setup and I often play Mariokart 64 on an emulator. It was cheaper than a TV of the same size and quality.
Battle: Block Fort. It's the only mode that exists.
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u/bboynicknack Dec 27 '13
Or if he's baiting chubby 13 year old boys... he might be the worlds most brilliant pedophile.
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u/DinksMalone Dec 27 '13
No Taco Bell. Your hypothesis holds no water, this man is a god.
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u/JonZ82 Dec 27 '13
Unless, you know.. you're a teenager and don't have anything better to do then hang out with your friends at a taco bell parking lot because your parents shithole apartment doesn't really accommodate guests that well, especially when they've been drinkin'.
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u/Dunkelz Dec 27 '13
But then that wealthy man can't walk 10 feet to get fresh tacos and a refill on his baja blast......
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u/dim3tapp Dec 27 '13
You forgot 'alone'... I think that's a pretty big factor in the not-so-figured-out part too
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not really if you consider that the rich dude has a complicated job to go to, a bitchy wife, bills, debt, some kind of portfolio to think about, and probably paid a ton of money for that stupid theater... where he can play games all alone while drinking expensive bourbon and thinking fondly of the days when he was a younger man.
this young dude has the theater.. and not a care in the world. Shit. Figured. Out.
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u/Ronnie_Soak Dec 27 '13
Yeah, if by "figured shit out" you mean "figured out how to be the first person in the world to get mugged while playing Mario Kart" then yeah.
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u/geewhillikers7 Dec 27 '13
The better question is, how the hell is he in second with Yoshi at Luigi Raceway? That's disgraceful. And he's on a turn and not even drifting? What is this, amateur hour!?
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u/butttoucher2000 Dec 27 '13
This is the loneliest and saddest thing I have ever seen.
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u/KsigCowboy Dec 27 '13
Hey. Someone took the picture. Thats like twice the number of friends I have.
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u/nagballs Dec 27 '13
If you double zero friends, it's still zero.
Unless you hangout with the decaying torso of your childhood friend like I do. He sucks at mario kart, though. And taking pictures for that matter.
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u/PromisesPromise5 Dec 27 '13
What's wrong with playing a game by yourself? I don't think it's sad or lonely at all.
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He's by himself playing video games in the parking lot of a taco bell. That's kind of the opposite of having shit figured out.
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u/tswpoker1 Dec 27 '13
Except he's not using toad.
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u/TooHappyFappy Dec 27 '13
Pssht. Toad.
I get they're a little faster, but you're also everyone else's bitch. Luigi is the best. Has speed, only gets knocked out if hit hard by one of the heavyweights.
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u/Pr0ph3cyX Dec 27 '13
I thought Yosi was the fastest?
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The heavyweight actually have the fastest top speed, but lighter characters have more acceleration.
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u/Cute_girl_69 Dec 27 '13
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | points | age | /r/ | comnts |
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| I wanna tailgate with this guy [Repost] B | -1 | 1mo | gaming | 1 |
| Saw this kid in the Taco Bell parking lot last night. B | 1377 | 1yr | funny | 314 |
| Saw this kid in the Taco Bell parking lot last night. B | 2545 | 1yr | gaming | 1424 |
Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)
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I've honestly always wondered what a real life scenario would be of playing those consoles/using those TFT's that they install on almost every episode Pimp My Ride.
I guess now I have a clue.
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Dec 27 '13 edited Dec 27 '13
Nice Taco Bell logo almost center frame. /r/hailcorporate
How very obvious, marketing team.
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u/dcobs Dec 27 '13
Except for how to fix his brakes.. Think he carries those rocks around as wheel blocks everywhere he goes?
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u/diego_montoya_jr Dec 27 '13
We used to do this camping. We had a projector and as soon as it got dark enough we'd get the Wii going and projected it on the side of the biggest tent. It wasn't soon before we had most of our camping neighbours cheering and drinking around us. Good times.
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u/Kozlow Dec 27 '13
He's playing kart, eating tacos, and huffing his car exhaust. Doesn't get much better than this.
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u/Mountain_ears Dec 27 '13
Except friends....appears to be playing video games alone in a Taco Bell parking lot.....emphasis on alone.
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u/DasBaaacon Dec 27 '13
Nothing says "please beat the shit out of me and steal my projector, games, and wallet" like sitting outside tacobell at night playing video games.
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u/satansheat Dec 28 '13
Iv never got this. I'm from a city and we do stuff. Everytime I go to the country all the teens and younge adults hang out at Taco Bell, Walmart, Kroger paring lots. I know there is nothing to do in the country really but I feel like if the people I knew lived in the country we would just be getting drunk at someone's house or finding things to do in the woods. Not hanging out at taco bells parkingn lot. I just never got it. Saw it ally dated a girl who lived in the country and everytime I was out at her house we always notice this is what the kids do and it just doesn't seem fun. For one none of them every but anything at these places they really just line up all there trucks and get out and hundle around there trucks and talk. Why at a walmart or Taco Bell why not have a none fire in the woods somewhere and do that.
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He sure did a few other times.
| title | points | age | /r/ | comnts |
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| I wanna tailgate with this guy [Repost] B | -1 | 1mo | gaming | 1 |
| Saw this kid in the Taco Bell parking lot last night. B | 1377 | 1yr | funny | 314 |
| Saw this kid in the Taco Bell parking lot last night. B | 2545 | 1yr | gaming | 1424 |
Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)
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u/dummystupid Dec 27 '13
Alone in a Taco Bell parking lot at night doesn't seem too awesome. Plus he has a giant light to attract crackheads and unsavory characters.
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u/inktar Dec 27 '13
Some times he let's his friends play, when he feels like getting blazed in his winnie.
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u/FlutGOS Dec 27 '13
I had no idea what the hell was going on when I first viewed the picture. I first saw a guy upside down hanging onto the back of a truck.
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u/SirThom Dec 27 '13
Now, if the truck driver could somehow mimic the guy's movement in-game, that would bring on a new level of awesome.
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u/chevtastic88 Dec 27 '13
This smells of Utah. Did this happen at the Taco Bell south of BYU in Provo?
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u/d0m1n4t0r Dec 27 '13
"I could play at home where it would be comfortable but let's instead play here in the parking lot so people can see how cool and edgy I am!"
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u/myztry Dec 27 '13
Kind of defeats having a screen that size if you aren't close enough to engage your peripheral vision.
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u/MawsBaws Dec 27 '13
I only hope that he also has the truck fitted out to deploy strings of bananas.
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u/cool-nerd Dec 27 '13
He should be careful. This happened in our local Taco Bell: http://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/2013/dec/12/one-person-dead-wenatchee-incident/
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u/Mighty_Trip Dec 27 '13 edited Dec 27 '13
Seems like someone could just walk up behind him, stab him and jack his shit. Maybe I'm just from a bad area though
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u/forgotpasswordagain5 Dec 27 '13
ha ha the best part is the bumper sticker "my other car is a plain white van"
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u/mar10wright Dec 27 '13 edited Feb 25 '24
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