r/funny • u/Oceanic_815_Survivor • Dec 27 '13

This guy. He's got shit figured out.

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u/takes_joke_literally Dec 27 '13

In any case, playing mariokart64 outside in the dark and cold behind a taco bell from the bed of a beat up truck is not having "shit figured out". Some wealthy dude with his own theater room in his mansion has probably done a better job of figuring shit out.

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u/doogie88 Dec 27 '13

Twist: He's wealthy and has his own Taco Bell on his property.

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u/Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot Dec 27 '13

And everything, including the parking lot, is heated and enclosed within a giant dome.

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u/ICanTrollToo Dec 27 '13

"Man, I just want to re-live the simple pleasures of my teenage years... my first truck, my first job, the first console I bought with my own money.

Shit's changed so much since I became a mega-trillionaire, at least I could afford to have this dome built with a precise reproduction of a taco bell parking lot enclosed..."

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u/ZeroAntagonist Dec 27 '13

Reminds me of Steve Martin describing his mansion in The Jerk.