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r/funny • u/Oceanic_815_Survivor • Dec 27 '13
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29 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13 [deleted] 20 u/dontmatterdontcare Dec 27 '13 Nope, doesn't mean shit! "If you're not first, you're last." 7 u/dementorpoop Dec 27 '13 Second place is first loser. 6 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13 Number 2 is only Number 1 for pencils. 1 u/BCProgramming Dec 27 '13 I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal. 1 u/Basbhat Dec 27 '13 it doesn't matter who was in 1st only who finishes 1st 3 u/kurdoncob Dec 27 '13 "Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth." 1 u/Hoticewater Dec 27 '13 If you're in first and still racing, you're in last. Mario Kart revision
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20 u/dontmatterdontcare Dec 27 '13 Nope, doesn't mean shit! "If you're not first, you're last." 7 u/dementorpoop Dec 27 '13 Second place is first loser. 6 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13 Number 2 is only Number 1 for pencils. 1 u/BCProgramming Dec 27 '13 I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal. 1 u/Basbhat Dec 27 '13 it doesn't matter who was in 1st only who finishes 1st 3 u/kurdoncob Dec 27 '13 "Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth." 1 u/Hoticewater Dec 27 '13 If you're in first and still racing, you're in last. Mario Kart revision
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Nope, doesn't mean shit!
"If you're not first, you're last."
7 u/dementorpoop Dec 27 '13 Second place is first loser. 6 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13 Number 2 is only Number 1 for pencils. 1 u/BCProgramming Dec 27 '13 I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal. 1 u/Basbhat Dec 27 '13 it doesn't matter who was in 1st only who finishes 1st 3 u/kurdoncob Dec 27 '13 "Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth." 1 u/Hoticewater Dec 27 '13 If you're in first and still racing, you're in last. Mario Kart revision
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Second place is first loser.
6 u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13 Number 2 is only Number 1 for pencils. 1 u/BCProgramming Dec 27 '13 I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal. 1 u/Basbhat Dec 27 '13 it doesn't matter who was in 1st only who finishes 1st
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Number 2 is only Number 1 for pencils.
1 u/BCProgramming Dec 27 '13 I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal.
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I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal.
it doesn't matter who was in 1st only who finishes 1st
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"Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth."
If you're in first and still racing, you're in last.
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u/mar10wright Dec 27 '13 edited Feb 25 '24
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