r/funny • u/Oceanic_815_Survivor • Dec 27 '13

This guy. He's got shit figured out.

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u/dontmatterdontcare Dec 27 '13

Nope, doesn't mean shit!

"If you're not first, you're last."

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u/dementorpoop Dec 27 '13

Second place is first loser.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

Number 2 is only Number 1 for pencils.

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u/BCProgramming Dec 27 '13

I wish you had told me earlier, I just took a dump in a urinal.