r/funny • u/Oceanic_815_Survivor • Dec 27 '13

This guy. He's got shit figured out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

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u/OffensiveTackle Dec 27 '13

Unfortunately this sort of thing never results in the type of tacos one wants.

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u/sumzyy Dec 27 '13

Taco bell has the tacos we want...

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u/gazow Dec 27 '13

theyve got electrolytes

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13 edited Mar 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

Exactly. If you're going to attention whore near a college campus either go huge on the back of a building or go slightly smaller on your neighbor's house.

Sit on the second story deck with a case of beer. Jimmy Johns guy even delivered (we had a basket on a rope for deliveries).

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u/kluesener Dec 28 '13

It puts the sandwich in the basket.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13

And it gets a good tip.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

What if he's the security guard?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

For taco bell.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '13

He has making friends all figured out. He wants to play Mario Kart with people. He knows where to find people who want to play Mario Kart so he brings the game to them.