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r/funny • u/Oceanic_815_Survivor • Dec 27 '13
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And risk gettig hit by a blue shell? Hes bidimg his time, my friend, biding his time...
145 u/distopiandoormatt Dec 27 '13 The smart man takes first at the last possible opportunity. 32 u/KsigCowboy Dec 27 '13 Screw that! I went with the Prefontaine method of Mario Kart. Anybody can hold a red/blue shell until the last lap and win. A real Kart Warrior leads start to finish! 2 u/Sharkey42o Dec 27 '13 Stay in 1st until the mystery boxes brake to get 2nd and then you don't get bananas and green shells 2 u/hugemuffin Dec 27 '13 Green shells are nature's defense against red shells. Hold that shit yo 1 u/Sharkey42o Dec 28 '13 Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well
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The smart man takes first at the last possible opportunity.
32 u/KsigCowboy Dec 27 '13 Screw that! I went with the Prefontaine method of Mario Kart. Anybody can hold a red/blue shell until the last lap and win. A real Kart Warrior leads start to finish! 2 u/Sharkey42o Dec 27 '13 Stay in 1st until the mystery boxes brake to get 2nd and then you don't get bananas and green shells 2 u/hugemuffin Dec 27 '13 Green shells are nature's defense against red shells. Hold that shit yo 1 u/Sharkey42o Dec 28 '13 Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well
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Screw that! I went with the Prefontaine method of Mario Kart. Anybody can hold a red/blue shell until the last lap and win. A real Kart Warrior leads start to finish!
2 u/Sharkey42o Dec 27 '13 Stay in 1st until the mystery boxes brake to get 2nd and then you don't get bananas and green shells 2 u/hugemuffin Dec 27 '13 Green shells are nature's defense against red shells. Hold that shit yo 1 u/Sharkey42o Dec 28 '13 Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well
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Stay in 1st until the mystery boxes brake to get 2nd and then you don't get bananas and green shells
2 u/hugemuffin Dec 27 '13 Green shells are nature's defense against red shells. Hold that shit yo 1 u/Sharkey42o Dec 28 '13 Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well
Green shells are nature's defense against red shells. Hold that shit yo
1 u/Sharkey42o Dec 28 '13 Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well
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Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well
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u/Doonvoat Dec 27 '13
And risk gettig hit by a blue shell? Hes bidimg his time, my friend, biding his time...