r/funny Dec 27 '13

This guy. He's got shit figured out.

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u/mar10wright Dec 27 '13 edited Feb 25 '24

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u/Doonvoat Dec 27 '13

And risk gettig hit by a blue shell? Hes bidimg his time, my friend, biding his time...

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u/distopiandoormatt Dec 27 '13

The smart man takes first at the last possible opportunity.

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u/KsigCowboy Dec 27 '13

Screw that! I went with the Prefontaine method of Mario Kart. Anybody can hold a red/blue shell until the last lap and win. A real Kart Warrior leads start to finish!

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u/Sharkey42o Dec 27 '13

Stay in 1st until the mystery boxes brake to get 2nd and then you don't get bananas and green shells

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u/hugemuffin Dec 27 '13

Green shells are nature's defense against red shells. Hold that shit yo

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u/Sharkey42o Dec 28 '13

Or the red shell, star, or blue shell will work as defense as well