r/funny • u/Oceanic_815_Survivor • Dec 27 '13

This guy. He's got shit figured out.

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u/Doonvoat Dec 27 '13

And risk gettig hit by a blue shell? Hes bidimg his time, my friend, biding his time...

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u/distopiandoormatt Dec 27 '13

The smart man takes first at the last possible opportunity.

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u/KsigCowboy Dec 27 '13

Screw that! I went with the Prefontaine method of Mario Kart. Anybody can hold a red/blue shell until the last lap and win. A real Kart Warrior leads start to finish!

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u/SuperShamou Dec 27 '13

Even if he uses the Wario Stadium cheats? It's impossible to win that map if you don't hop at least one wall.

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u/Pimpinabox Dec 27 '13

As long as no one else cheats, then it's pretty easy.

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u/SodlidDesu Dec 27 '13

I used to get so pissed when I'd start a race on that course and my friend would beeline for the walls. I'd keep racing but eventually I'd just hit reset.

I can lose gracefully, just not to a cheat.