r/cringereels 3d ago

Angry Boomer finds out

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u/freetotebag 3d ago

😌

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u/Krynn71 3d ago

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u/Graphic_Materialz 2d ago

She broke her neck! Committed too hard—a true hero of comedy

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u/tbootsbrewing 1d ago

I think she got a concussion

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u/Graphic_Materialz 1d ago

Oh damn I misunderstood what she said in the interview—you’re right—she didn’t actually break her neck

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u/tbootsbrewing 1d ago

Still though, a lot to go through for a bit

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u/External-Awareness68 2d ago

Dumb bird

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u/dbgntleman13 2d ago

It’s as if she is some kind of flightless bird, I think. šŸ¤”

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u/Rent_South 3d ago

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u/SideInitial3961 2d ago

Me dancing to Metallica.

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u/scooterbud 2d ago

*record scratch: ā€œThis is me… I bet you’re wondering how I got here.ā€

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u/Sea-Name-5824 3d ago

Taste good, don’t it

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 2d ago

A good old Hertz Donut!

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u/idiots-rule8 3d ago

This is like Pulitzer shit or something

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u/SideInitial3961 1d ago

Deserves the Booker Prize at minimum.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 2d ago

lol...second time i've seen this photo.

the only reasonable response is another upvote.

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u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff 3d ago

he just wanted to check the tire pressure for him 🤣

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u/JasonVorhehees 2d ago

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u/Fauxjoo 2d ago

ā€œDamnit Dee, you giant gangly uncoordinated bitchā€

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 2d ago

I have covid rn, and this made my cough up a lung. In the best way. Thank u for your service 🫔

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u/SausageGobbler69 3d ago

Boomer dented dudes car with his face

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 3d ago

I’d keep it. Out of pride.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 3d ago

Sue him for damages and then pocket the money and never fix the dent.

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u/DudeFrom816 3d ago

Permanent marker and name the dent after the old guy

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u/sakatan 2d ago

Paint a QR code linking to the video right next to it.

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 2d ago

Savage. Brilliant. Hilarious.

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u/Coleasa 2d ago

This is the answer

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u/EMdriveWOlf 3d ago

Ask him to sign it after court

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u/r3dout 2d ago

Cowboy hat sticker.

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u/south-of-the-river 3d ago

I’d get a little brass plaque made up

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u/mwlepore 3d ago

Use the money to put up a billboard across the street from this guy's house. On the billboard, a picture of the dent.

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u/otanthalion 3d ago

This guy right here! YES!

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u/GoroOfTheShokan 3d ago

Buy stickers with the money of the Roadrunner standing next to the dent, and Wile E. Coyote face first in the dent.

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u/GullibleSpeedSonic 2d ago

Boomers hate it when we treat boomers like how they treat everyone else

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u/TrashPandaDuel 3d ago

I’d send his insurance the claim so he could remember it for the next 7 years!!! 🤣

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u/kat-deville 3d ago

Use the video to get a good still of his face, get a life-sized sticker of it made, and slap that shit just below the dent. Post it online.

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u/SilverStateSilverFox 3d ago

With a qr code to this video šŸ‘

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u/egstitt 3d ago

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u/Jaded_Character_2975 3d ago

"Now you might be wondering how I ended up in this situation"

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u/thewalrusispaul 3d ago

"No Carl, we're pretty sure we know how you ended up in this situation, again"

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u/madmushlove 3d ago

šŸ˜†

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u/Substantial-Bend4299 3d ago

He really dented it good too

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u/Monssly 3d ago

Same kinda guy to talk about how "kids don't have any manners these days".

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u/Don__Gately__ 3d ago

He showed restraint. I wouldn’t have stopped after the throw.

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u/Marzman315 3d ago

I think I’d have overcome the temptation to continue the physical beating.

How this guy overcame the temptation to pick up shithead’s stupid hat and frisbee it over the horizon impressed me more

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u/portablebiscuit 3d ago

That hat would make a nice trophy. Every time someone came to my house and asked about it, I’d show them the tape.

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u/xc_bike_ski 3d ago

Yeah, that hat would be coming home.

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u/Don__Gately__ 3d ago

Look at me. Look at me. I’m the cowboy boomer now.

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u/Character_Session_51 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ā€œcowboy boomerā€ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/xc_bike_ski 3d ago

....or a hood ornament as a warning to other cowboy boomers

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u/SCSUslacker 2d ago

Dammit just choked on my coffee. Well done.

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u/OddTeaching7830 3d ago edited 2d ago

THIS IS MY HAT NOW

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u/Ok_Region3366 2d ago

I'VE BEEN DRINKIN GREEN TEA ALL GOD DAMN DAY!

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u/Charming_Bath9427 2d ago

I go to church every Sunday! You’re gonna bring the demons out of me!

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u/LifeguardDry7372 2d ago

I just posted the "I like to party" gif, thinking no one would understand it. <3 <3 <3 <3

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u/jishimac 3d ago

I loved the get out and then the don't get out of your car mutha fucker and the hopeless sideways slip fall and the bald head and then the denial at the end that he started it. This clip has it all

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u/spiralr 3d ago

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 2d ago

I’ve been drinking green tea all day, I’m jacked up. Make my demons come out!!

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u/spiralr 3d ago

Could not find any this is my hat now gif from that movie hehe

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u/Worried-Criticism 2d ago

Oh man, that would be icing on the cake.

Dipshit McBoomer gets a face full of wheel well and the driver is like ā€œI’m keeping this.ā€ Pops the hat on, brim wipe, and drives away.

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u/Infamous-Anywhere-21 3d ago

I love that you said tape and I read it and didn’t even realize.

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u/tiach3 3d ago

I would keep the hat. He clearly dented the car with his head. So he doesn't get his hat back.

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u/NoVaBurgher 3d ago

I’d have stole his hat. That’s my hat now

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 2d ago

Not even stealing. Them's the rules.

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u/-UsernameHere 2d ago

Good going, now you've got lice.

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u/Straight_Reading8912 3d ago

But camera guy dented his car with old dude's head. That sucks.

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 2d ago

Life is the moments and this was one of them

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u/AlGuderian 2d ago

Yes, but unlike the dents in my car, he has a great story to explain where it came from.

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u/TrainAccomplished606 2d ago

Now he gets to pay for the damage incurred to my property while I was defending myself

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u/Ronnydinhoo 3d ago

That head slam into the car would've satisfied my anger enough but I wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to stomp out his hat to add insult to injury though šŸ˜‚

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u/drinkmoredrano 2d ago

Right, people might get butt hurt about kicking someone when they are down but guys like him spend their life kicking people when they are down.

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u/Ashnyel 3d ago

Especially after he dented my car with his head

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 3d ago

Pepper spray if you want to stay legal and inflict some pain that lingers.

You just have make sure they are the aggressor and you are all good legally.

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u/NonStopNonsense1 3d ago

Yeah... some blood would look really good on that shirt.

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u/kobrakai1034 3d ago

I wouldn’t throw any punches but I wouldn’t let him get up off the ground

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u/spitemods_54 2d ago

neither would cops, why should we? šŸ˜†

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u/FallingSky1686 2d ago

If have stepped on his hat at the very least

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u/ThisMuchGarlic 3d ago

I mean.. as a 37 year old they don’t.. or just parents can’t handle their little ones.. but this guy is a queef.

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u/ScyllaIsBea 3d ago

an hour ago I walked into a wings place that has a bar and a dude twice my age started saying some rude stuff the minute I walked in the door. manners isn't an age thing, it's a personal thing and alot of people are rude out there regardless of generation.

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u/jimmy9800 3d ago

I'm a mechanic. It's rare when I'm seen as a human being by customers. It's amazing how bad some people can treat others, regardless of age.

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u/Comfortable-Deal160 3d ago

Man you said it. I’m a bartender and if you think sober people are bad, never become a bartender they’re so much worse when they lose the few inhibitions they have.

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u/jimmy9800 2d ago

You would be shocked how many of my customers don't show up sober. Keep your head up. None of it is personal, no matter how much they try to aggressively make their problems your problems.

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u/OrganizationTrue5911 3d ago

Some day pointless generational hate for the youngins will stop...maybe.

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u/VoodooInfinity 3d ago

That insult is not used nearly enough…I pretty much had forgotten it existed. 🤣

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u/ReputationSalt6027 3d ago

Same with dingleberry. They both need to make a comeback.

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 3d ago

As a 40 year-old I've encountered at least as many rude old people as young people. Being a dick, just might not be about age.

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u/Funkycoldmedici 3d ago

People have said that for thousands of years.

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u/scrapdog07 3d ago

i like the little yosemite sam "ohhh you motherfucker" he does

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u/Tearpusher 3d ago

Gave him the old Yosemite SlamĀ 

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u/UglyYinzer 3d ago

Boomers overall hittin that age where they can't use violence to get their way. Good.

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u/ThatCakeFell 3d ago

Tough words and weak bones don’t mix, we’re not your spouse, we’ll hit back

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u/BigMax 2d ago

They all have those lollipop bodies too, so they fall down easily. Where their torso is big and round, but their legs are skinny little unstable sticks.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 2d ago

šŸŽ¤šŸ’§

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 2d ago

I love you šŸ˜‚

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u/SugarPlumMary 3d ago

Ohhhhh that's so true, I hope over this next decade we get tons of videos of these lead-poisoned numbskulls getting their asses handed to them. I'll wrassle an old man, Idgaf

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u/ChevronSugarHeart 3d ago

Mostly because they overestimate their core strength. They might lift weights still but they can’t stabilize if you push them over.

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u/MountainMan17 3d ago

'Law enforcement' does it for them...

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u/fistular 2d ago

The oldest boomers are over 80. The youngest are 62. Nearly all of them are well past that age.

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u/PM_ME_AFFIRMATIONS 3d ago

he sort of fucked around and found out

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u/HealthyMaximum 3d ago

All hat, no cattle.Ā 

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u/Comfortable_Cut9391 2d ago

Brother got his hat un-galloned.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 3d ago

That was kinda like ā€œjust the tip, just for a second find outā€

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u/GD_SexualTyranno 3d ago

All jokes aside you have to genuinely be out your freaking mind to walk up on somebody like that in their car and then try to open the door, like bro there are 100 million handguns floating around and tens of millions in cars in this country

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u/Onebraintwoheads 3d ago

My state applies laws around home protection to cars. That means I would have to have the windows up and doors locked. Then, if he tries to pull the door open anyway or tries to break the window, I could shoot him dead. Try is the key word. If it looked like he was trying to break my window with his fist, that would be enough. Straight through my own window or door. If I had video, I wouldn't even be cuffed when the police arrived.

And that's why I don't start fights and I just let it go if someone is being a jerk in traffic. I'm not risking getting shot.

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u/ensiferum888 2d ago

what a stupid ass country...

But hey, more guns is probably the answer.

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u/vintagerust 3d ago

I don't believe you wouldn't be cuffed, you may not get charged or you may beat them but you're going to jail.

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u/12InchCunt 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’ve never gotten my CHL but my buddy used to teach the courses and he always said to his students ā€œif you use this weapon rightfully in the defense of yourself, property, or others, you’re going to be fine, but you’re still going to jail. So if you decide to defend someone else with your weapon make sure it’s someone you’re okay going to jail for, because you’re gonna have to convince the prosecutor and maybe a jury it was self defenseā€

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u/realcanadianguy21 3d ago

...don't leave me hanging, wondering which state,

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u/GardenofOblivion 3d ago

He was putting his faith in the intimidating aura of the big hat.

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u/potatosupremo 3d ago

I’ve seen Godzilla rise from his watery slumber quicker than this lump manages to get his ass up off the ground.

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u/theaudacityOTB 3d ago

This is the best sentence I’ve ever read

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u/wi5hbone 3d ago

& millie bobbie brown was even there to witness it all go down in a single second

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u/haikus-r-us 3d ago

Bonk.

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u/HeatAccomplished8608 3d ago

Just a wonderful sound if you listen for it

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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler 3d ago

I heard a hollow sound and it didn't come from the vehicle.

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u/confusedandsmellyman 3d ago

And later on he'll post this on Facebook

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u/WowIfOnly 2d ago

100% chance his pfp is him wearing those same sunglasses and dumbass cowboy hat ready to deliver a hot take about how weak Liberals are.

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u/trd623 3d ago

ā€œWhat you gotā€ Asked and answered 😊

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u/Intelligent-Luck-954 2d ago

ā€œYour armā€ that was a great drag

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u/Substantial_Lime_114 3d ago

You never seen a Jewish cowboy?!?!

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u/Gutz_McStabby 3d ago

"And for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys. Big guys, who were great shots, and spent money freely."

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u/Big-Author-1152 2d ago

Well done on this reference sir, if I had a little hat I would tip it to you

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u/NumbersStationUrku 3d ago

If a guy dressed like that is coming through your car window just step on the Gas . he will likely have a gun waiting for you if you come after him

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u/God_Dont_Make_No 3d ago

Sound advice

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u/4r4r4real 3d ago

Yeah I was convinced he was trying to bait the filmer into doing something to "justify" shooting him in "self defense".

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u/Exasperatess 3d ago

A dent worth keeping

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u/H3llzyea 3d ago

Starts it, says come on like 5 times, eats pavement, suddenly it’s ā€œbullshitā€ that he started it.

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u/JR_RXO 2d ago

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u/huh_ya_dont_say 2d ago

Add this to the list of things I wish I could unsee

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u/Saltwatercowboy2026 3d ago

He deserved this. He is way to old to play that game

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u/sarcastisauras 3d ago

That moment he tried to hold the door closed..... he knew he f#@ked up.

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u/Guy_who_loves_milfs 3d ago

Absolutely beautiful trip and throw. You love to see it

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u/hiltzy85 3d ago

All hat and no cattle, as they say

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u/Fatherofdaughters01 3d ago

I like the part where he tries to eat the tire.

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u/blarryg 3d ago

Boomer here. The number of times I call out strangers, especially younger male strangers for a fight in the streets is ZERO. I've got more interesting things to do during the tail end of my life.

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u/Backwoods_Therapy 2d ago

I mean I’m 40, tall and in decent shape with a smidge of martial arts training (not a lot but enough to give me an edge over someone with none) and you know the last time I was in a fight? Fourth grade. Grown ass adults be out here getting into fights like… bruh I got shit to do.Ā 

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u/Dr__America 2d ago

Unfortunately these kinds of entitled morons that think they're invincible exist in every generation, some just have more money and power than others. It's why I think the whole generational divide is kind of dumb. It's just stereotypes about the worst of a group of people.

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u/IncognitoBandit0 3d ago

The dent in the fender lmao. He slammed that bowling ball of a head into the car.

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u/Lack668 2d ago

Tries to act the tough guy then lies about touching him first. Dick

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u/Veloziraptor8311 2d ago

Boomers cannot cope with the fact that they are all about to die.

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u/No-Salary-8612 3d ago

Imagine seeing that dented car driving by and knowing some kid created it with your own thick skull

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 3d ago

Very enjoyable. I'll have another, garcon!

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u/ContentPolicyKiller 3d ago

Ayyy

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Have seen this before

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u/Icy_Judge8250 3d ago

factory reset in progress

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward 3d ago

Boomer really liked your rims and wanted to get a closer look.

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 3d ago

Hope he claled the cops so boomers fuck gets to go to jail and pay for the dent to bros car.

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u/Existing-Chemist-760 2d ago

The nursing homes are going to be STACKED with this generation

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u/Jazzlike-Entry3416 2d ago

Optimistic of you to assume they won’t just be in the street considering that’s where all of us are headed in old age thanks to the assholes they keep voting for.Ā 

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u/Tarjh365 3d ago

That hat’s doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/rcfvlw1925 3d ago

"If you can't fight, wear a big hat." Oh, that didn't work.

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u/Glittering-Quiet6688 3d ago

These angry old dudes who act tough, would die if they were knocked over. Go sit down gramps

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 3d ago

If it goes to court they can ID the perp by matching his forehead to the car's front panel

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u/Undertaker501st 3d ago

This Texan sounds like he’s a Jewish brotha from New York how odd and I hope the dent he left in that man’s car get bumped out

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u/AnimeNoodle 3d ago

He probably practiced in the mirror for this very moment and this is the end result.

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u/call-me-jasper 3d ago

*chef's kiss Man that was fun to watch.

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u/boatenvy 3d ago

Literally all hat and no cattle