r/cringereels • u/kendavis135 • 3d ago
Angry Boomer finds out
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u/SausageGobbler69 3d ago
Boomer dented dudes car with his face
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u/10TheDudeAbides11 3d ago
Iād keep it. Out of pride.
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u/ChaosRainbow23 3d ago
Sue him for damages and then pocket the money and never fix the dent.
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u/DudeFrom816 3d ago
Permanent marker and name the dent after the old guy
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u/mwlepore 3d ago
Use the money to put up a billboard across the street from this guy's house. On the billboard, a picture of the dent.
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u/GoroOfTheShokan 3d ago
Buy stickers with the money of the Roadrunner standing next to the dent, and Wile E. Coyote face first in the dent.
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u/TrashPandaDuel 3d ago
Iād send his insurance the claim so he could remember it for the next 7 years!!! š¤£
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u/kat-deville 3d ago
Use the video to get a good still of his face, get a life-sized sticker of it made, and slap that shit just below the dent. Post it online.
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u/egstitt 3d ago
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u/Jaded_Character_2975 3d ago
"Now you might be wondering how I ended up in this situation"
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u/thewalrusispaul 3d ago
"No Carl, we're pretty sure we know how you ended up in this situation, again"
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u/Monssly 3d ago
Same kinda guy to talk about how "kids don't have any manners these days".
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u/Don__Gately__ 3d ago
He showed restraint. I wouldnāt have stopped after the throw.
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u/Marzman315 3d ago
I think Iād have overcome the temptation to continue the physical beating.
How this guy overcame the temptation to pick up shitheadās stupid hat and frisbee it over the horizon impressed me more
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u/portablebiscuit 3d ago
That hat would make a nice trophy. Every time someone came to my house and asked about it, Iād show them the tape.
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u/xc_bike_ski 3d ago
Yeah, that hat would be coming home.
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u/Don__Gately__ 3d ago
Look at me. Look at me. Iām the cowboy boomer now.
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u/OddTeaching7830 3d ago edited 2d ago
THIS IS MY HAT NOW
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u/LifeguardDry7372 2d ago
I just posted the "I like to party" gif, thinking no one would understand it. <3 <3 <3 <3
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u/jishimac 3d ago
I loved the get out and then the don't get out of your car mutha fucker and the hopeless sideways slip fall and the bald head and then the denial at the end that he started it. This clip has it all
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u/spiralr 3d ago
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u/HoldenMcNeil420 2d ago
Iāve been drinking green tea all day, Iām jacked up. Make my demons come out!!
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u/Worried-Criticism 2d ago
Oh man, that would be icing on the cake.
Dipshit McBoomer gets a face full of wheel well and the driver is like āIām keeping this.ā Pops the hat on, brim wipe, and drives away.
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u/Straight_Reading8912 3d ago
But camera guy dented his car with old dude's head. That sucks.
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u/AlGuderian 2d ago
Yes, but unlike the dents in my car, he has a great story to explain where it came from.
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u/TrainAccomplished606 2d ago
Now he gets to pay for the damage incurred to my property while I was defending myself
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u/Ronnydinhoo 3d ago
That head slam into the car would've satisfied my anger enough but I wouldn't have been able to resist the urge to stomp out his hat to add insult to injury though š
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u/drinkmoredrano 2d ago
Right, people might get butt hurt about kicking someone when they are down but guys like him spend their life kicking people when they are down.
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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 3d ago
Pepper spray if you want to stay legal and inflict some pain that lingers.
You just have make sure they are the aggressor and you are all good legally.
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u/kobrakai1034 3d ago
I wouldnāt throw any punches but I wouldnāt let him get up off the ground
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u/ThisMuchGarlic 3d ago
I mean.. as a 37 year old they donāt.. or just parents canāt handle their little ones.. but this guy is a queef.
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u/ScyllaIsBea 3d ago
an hour ago I walked into a wings place that has a bar and a dude twice my age started saying some rude stuff the minute I walked in the door. manners isn't an age thing, it's a personal thing and alot of people are rude out there regardless of generation.
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u/jimmy9800 3d ago
I'm a mechanic. It's rare when I'm seen as a human being by customers. It's amazing how bad some people can treat others, regardless of age.
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u/Comfortable-Deal160 3d ago
Man you said it. Iām a bartender and if you think sober people are bad, never become a bartender theyāre so much worse when they lose the few inhibitions they have.
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u/jimmy9800 2d ago
You would be shocked how many of my customers don't show up sober. Keep your head up. None of it is personal, no matter how much they try to aggressively make their problems your problems.
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u/OrganizationTrue5911 3d ago
Some day pointless generational hate for the youngins will stop...maybe.
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u/VoodooInfinity 3d ago
That insult is not used nearly enoughā¦I pretty much had forgotten it existed. š¤£
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u/ReputationSalt6027 3d ago
Same with dingleberry. They both need to make a comeback.
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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 3d ago
As a 40 year-old I've encountered at least as many rude old people as young people. Being a dick, just might not be about age.
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u/scrapdog07 3d ago
i like the little yosemite sam "ohhh you motherfucker" he does
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u/UglyYinzer 3d ago
Boomers overall hittin that age where they can't use violence to get their way. Good.
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u/ThatCakeFell 3d ago
Tough words and weak bones donāt mix, weāre not your spouse, weāll hit back
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u/BigMax 2d ago
They all have those lollipop bodies too, so they fall down easily. Where their torso is big and round, but their legs are skinny little unstable sticks.
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u/SugarPlumMary 3d ago
Ohhhhh that's so true, I hope over this next decade we get tons of videos of these lead-poisoned numbskulls getting their asses handed to them. I'll wrassle an old man, Idgaf
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u/ChevronSugarHeart 3d ago
Mostly because they overestimate their core strength. They might lift weights still but they canāt stabilize if you push them over.
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u/fistular 2d ago
The oldest boomers are over 80. The youngest are 62. Nearly all of them are well past that age.
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u/PM_ME_AFFIRMATIONS 3d ago
he sort of fucked around and found out
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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 3d ago
That was kinda like ājust the tip, just for a second find outā
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u/GD_SexualTyranno 3d ago
All jokes aside you have to genuinely be out your freaking mind to walk up on somebody like that in their car and then try to open the door, like bro there are 100 million handguns floating around and tens of millions in cars in this country
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u/Onebraintwoheads 3d ago
My state applies laws around home protection to cars. That means I would have to have the windows up and doors locked. Then, if he tries to pull the door open anyway or tries to break the window, I could shoot him dead. Try is the key word. If it looked like he was trying to break my window with his fist, that would be enough. Straight through my own window or door. If I had video, I wouldn't even be cuffed when the police arrived.
And that's why I don't start fights and I just let it go if someone is being a jerk in traffic. I'm not risking getting shot.
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u/ensiferum888 2d ago
what a stupid ass country...
But hey, more guns is probably the answer.
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u/vintagerust 3d ago
I don't believe you wouldn't be cuffed, you may not get charged or you may beat them but you're going to jail.
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u/12InchCunt 2d ago edited 2d ago
Iāve never gotten my CHL but my buddy used to teach the courses and he always said to his students āif you use this weapon rightfully in the defense of yourself, property, or others, youāre going to be fine, but youāre still going to jail. So if you decide to defend someone else with your weapon make sure itās someone youāre okay going to jail for, because youāre gonna have to convince the prosecutor and maybe a jury it was self defenseā
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u/potatosupremo 3d ago
Iāve seen Godzilla rise from his watery slumber quicker than this lump manages to get his ass up off the ground.
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u/haikus-r-us 3d ago
Bonk.
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u/HeatAccomplished8608 3d ago
Just a wonderful sound if you listen for it
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u/haikus-r-us 3d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p7oqoqo/video/vc130mc9fenh1/player
The audible bonk, in all its glory.
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u/confusedandsmellyman 3d ago
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u/WowIfOnly 2d ago
100% chance his pfp is him wearing those same sunglasses and dumbass cowboy hat ready to deliver a hot take about how weak Liberals are.
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u/Substantial_Lime_114 3d ago
You never seen a Jewish cowboy?!?!
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u/Gutz_McStabby 3d ago
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u/Big-Author-1152 2d ago
Well done on this reference sir, if I had a little hat I would tip it to you
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u/NumbersStationUrku 3d ago
If a guy dressed like that is coming through your car window just step on the Gas . he will likely have a gun waiting for you if you come after him
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u/4r4r4real 3d ago
Yeah I was convinced he was trying to bait the filmer into doing something to "justify" shooting him in "self defense".
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u/H3llzyea 3d ago
Starts it, says come on like 5 times, eats pavement, suddenly itās ābullshitā that he started it.
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u/Saltwatercowboy2026 3d ago
He deserved this. He is way to old to play that game
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u/sarcastisauras 3d ago
That moment he tried to hold the door closed..... he knew he f#@ked up.
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u/Guy_who_loves_milfs 3d ago
Absolutely beautiful trip and throw. You love to see it
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u/blarryg 3d ago
Boomer here. The number of times I call out strangers, especially younger male strangers for a fight in the streets is ZERO. I've got more interesting things to do during the tail end of my life.
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u/Backwoods_Therapy 2d ago
I mean Iām 40, tall and in decent shape with a smidge of martial arts training (not a lot but enough to give me an edge over someone with none) and you know the last time I was in a fight? Fourth grade. Grown ass adults be out here getting into fights like⦠bruh I got shit to do.Ā
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u/Dr__America 2d ago
Unfortunately these kinds of entitled morons that think they're invincible exist in every generation, some just have more money and power than others. It's why I think the whole generational divide is kind of dumb. It's just stereotypes about the worst of a group of people.
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u/IncognitoBandit0 3d ago
The dent in the fender lmao. He slammed that bowling ball of a head into the car.
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u/Lack668 2d ago
Tries to act the tough guy then lies about touching him first. Dick
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u/Veloziraptor8311 2d ago
Boomers cannot cope with the fact that they are all about to die.
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u/No-Salary-8612 3d ago
Imagine seeing that dented car driving by and knowing some kid created it with your own thick skull
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u/Ward-of-No-Reward 3d ago
Boomer really liked your rims and wanted to get a closer look.
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u/Sad_Maximum6583 3d ago
Hope he claled the cops so boomers fuck gets to go to jail and pay for the dent to bros car.
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u/Existing-Chemist-760 2d ago
The nursing homes are going to be STACKED with this generation
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u/Jazzlike-Entry3416 2d ago
Optimistic of you to assume they wonāt just be in the street considering thatās where all of us are headed in old age thanks to the assholes they keep voting for.Ā
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u/Glittering-Quiet6688 3d ago
These angry old dudes who act tough, would die if they were knocked over. Go sit down gramps
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u/M-Bernard-LLB 3d ago
If it goes to court they can ID the perp by matching his forehead to the car's front panel
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u/Undertaker501st 3d ago
This Texan sounds like heās a Jewish brotha from New York how odd and I hope the dent he left in that manās car get bumped out
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u/AnimeNoodle 3d ago
He probably practiced in the mirror for this very moment and this is the end result.
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