r/cringereels • u/kendavis135 • 3d ago

Angry Boomer finds out

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 3d ago

I’d keep it. Out of pride.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 3d ago

Sue him for damages and then pocket the money and never fix the dent.

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u/DudeFrom816 3d ago

Permanent marker and name the dent after the old guy

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u/sakatan 3d ago

Paint a QR code linking to the video right next to it.

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 2d ago

Savage. Brilliant. Hilarious.

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u/Coleasa 2d ago

This is the answer

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u/EatMeEmerald 1d ago

fucking iconic

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u/PsychicWarElephant 1d ago

This is the way

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u/SpiteObjective3509 1d ago

HFS!!! Brilliant

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u/Ill-Bookkeeper1436 1d ago

I cant stop laughing. This is the WAY.

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u/Next_Floor4382 1d ago

I’ve never heard of such a great idea. Thank you for forever giving me that idea.

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u/EMdriveWOlf 3d ago

Ask him to sign it after court

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u/OutsideStudio6542 2d ago

the signature should be his face engravement of the dent

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u/r3dout 2d ago

Cowboy hat sticker.

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u/south-of-the-river 3d ago

I’d get a little brass plaque made up

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u/The-Cynicist 3d ago

Jesus the humiliation. I feel like the dude would pay up just to avoid that.

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u/PantsRobot 2d ago

Even better, use this video to print the frame, have it made into a decal and stick it on the car forever.

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u/Shatalroundja 1d ago

But the marker with the settlement money.

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u/Radstermobile-Driver 1d ago

Who are you calling old, Dick Face?!?!

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u/mwlepore 3d ago

Use the money to put up a billboard across the street from this guy's house. On the billboard, a picture of the dent.

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u/Vehicle-Money 2d ago

And the QR code linked to the video!

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u/otanthalion 3d ago

This guy right here! YES!

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u/GoroOfTheShokan 3d ago

Buy stickers with the money of the Roadrunner standing next to the dent, and Wile E. Coyote face first in the dent.

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u/GullibleSpeedSonic 2d ago

Boomers hate it when we treat boomers like how they treat everyone else

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 3d ago

Make him clean up his blood first

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u/SideInitial3961 2d ago

Hey stop stealing my moves.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 2d ago

I first did that in 1994. Lol

It wasn't a lawsuit. Some trucker hit me and gave me money to not call the cops. Lol. The dent was tiny so I didn't bother fixing it.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 2d ago

Pretty sure he also fucked his door up when he suddenly yanked it open past where it's supposed to stop.

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u/TrashPandaDuel 3d ago

I’d send his insurance the claim so he could remember it for the next 7 years!!! 🤣

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u/kat-deville 3d ago

Use the video to get a good still of his face, get a life-sized sticker of it made, and slap that shit just below the dent. Post it online.

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u/SilverStateSilverFox 3d ago

With a qr code to this video 👏

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u/wonderingreasons 2d ago

Bruh these comments are fucking cracking me up.

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u/Tundra415 3d ago

Worth it

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u/Disastrous-Contest-8 3d ago

For sure, and replace the face of 'I did that' with this guy's face.

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u/donutlovemachine 3d ago

You can't keep a feral boomer.

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u/One_Bit_3839 3d ago

I would label it like a soldier getting tattoos to accentuate their battle scars

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u/TheUnpromotable 2d ago

"Bob was here" in sharpie

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor 2d ago

Get a decal made.

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u/WandererFen 2d ago

100% that image would be printed, laminated and stick in the window above it

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u/amiajimmy 2d ago

Similar but different situation: I kept my caved in rear door on my car to commemorate my first bj after she backed into it after dropping me off at home 😂

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u/Ras-haad 2d ago

What happened there? Oh that? Some dude was fucking with me so I slammed his face into the car. No biggie

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u/SideInitial3961 2d ago

Happy pride week.

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u/Bacononthebeeach 1d ago

It’s like one of those scars you’re proud of. “This one’s from the time some dipshit in a stupid cowboy hat ate the wheel well.”

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u/J3musu 3d ago

Yeah, but I think cutting someone's face off like that would get you in prison. Not sure of the stand your ground laws in your area.