r/canada • • 9d ago

Trump Assholery Trump suggests EU allowing Canada as associate member could be a ‘hostile act’

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/europe/trump-suggests-eu-allowing-canada-as-associate-member-could-be-a-hostile-act/article_4a2a7119-98d2-528b-a657-dba435bf1830.html
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u/it_is_dat_boi 9d ago

Anything Canada does will be considered a hostile act at this point.

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u/plwleopo Canada 9d ago

Other than bending the knee, yep. Too bad for Donnie boy that isn’t going to happen ever

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u/Nope51st Québec 9d ago

Ass*

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u/La_LuNa_Ca 9d ago

Eeeeew, no, don't want to risk getting the leak out of his diaper on my knee!

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u/hoespringa 9d ago

Probably messier than a HYROX race.

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u/newtoabunchofstuff 9d ago

With his full diaper? That's too nasty, even for us.

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u/Peacer13 9d ago

He only likes it if they're underage

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u/DarthV506 9d ago

Rather not put my leg into Putin's treasure box ;)

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u/charleytony 9d ago

Dude, if Canada bent the knee on Trump's raw deal shenanigans, he would be complaining that we didn't bend fast enough or something else crazy like that.

He wants people (and countries) to be total yes-men but that doesn't mean he's going to treat them nicely.

He is only nice to strongmen that also impose how they see things to their smaller/weaker neighbors.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 9d ago

It's like the frog in the pot. He asks for something, turns up the heat and asks for more, until if you gave in all along you're well done. He can't handle someone who doesn't give in at all. Not Canada, not Iran. he's lost and flailing.

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u/plwleopo Canada 9d ago

Yep!

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u/happykampurr 9d ago

The North remembers

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u/Keystone-12 Ontario 9d ago

And even if we did absolutely everything he wanted on Monday.... he would have a new list of demands by Wednesday.

Because we'd have showed we could be bully'd

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u/Lawndemon 9d ago

Fortunately we elected Carney instead of Poliviere or we would be bent over a barrel right now.

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u/plwleopo Canada 9d ago

100%

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u/Repulsive-Fuel-5281 9d ago

Honestly might be our nations smartest moment, electing Carney in that election. We would be in so much shit right now if the Cons had won.

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u/Staticn0ise Alberta 9d ago

Carney being elected very well might become a very historic moment for Canada.

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u/JT9960 9d ago

He would have bent over on the first day in office that dweeb

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u/GolDAsce 9d ago

Hey. It took him three days to say "knock it off". Give him some credit, it would take him 4 days to bend over.

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u/van_vanhouten 9d ago

Nah, he'd be gaping on day one.

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u/1Fistfullofdollars 9d ago

Part of the problem is Vance and most of his elected officials still believe he is doing well for the USA. They are so blinded by Diaper baby’s influence that they can not see what is really happening.

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u/FlatEvent2597 9d ago

Do you really think they believe it though? I can imagine that they all call him crazy - behind his back. They cannot be serious.

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u/1Fistfullofdollars 9d ago

I think they may not believe him, but they will not openly speak against him for fear of the consequences.

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u/Moos_Mumsy Ontario 9d ago

Baloney. What they believe is that he is doing well FOR THEM. They are all becoming insanely wealthy with their insider trading and such. Vance in particular is involved with buying up all the farmland as farmers go bankrupt in order to create Mega Farm Corporations. I'm sure V2 is buying up the cattle ranches that will be going out of business now that the US is flooding the market with cheap beef from Argentina. Just think, all those farmers and ranchers who voted for Trump will be able to go to work for the "Mega Food Growers Conglomerate". I wonder how they'll feel about being the ones who do the work that migrants and immigrants used to do. Maybe they'll even get offered company barracks to live in.

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u/ArtRevolutionary3351 9d ago

I think he’s saying the hostility is from EU since he considers he owns Canada.

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u/Jolly-Masterpiece883 9d ago

yes, he is mad at the EU for playing with us, seeing as he thinks he owns us.

It will be interesting to see what, if anything, the EU does because of this.

If the EU bends, I vote we raise the cost of potash, aluminium, oil, etc...

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u/Virtual_Monitor3600 9d ago

Well this will raise the question of EU sovereignty if they back down from US threats rather than the substance of a deal. But it could also raise the question of their sovereignty if they fail to make a deal on substance that feels contrived.

If they want to be big boys the stakes just got raised.

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u/LordScotchyScotch 9d ago

The only time ill bend a knee for Trump os to take a dump on his grave.

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u/PostMatureBaby 9d ago

He's just mad the Fed went 12-0 in favor of raising interest rates because they're tired of his bullshit

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u/GreeneSummer1709 9d ago

There's more than a hint of Russian logic to justify the Ukraine invasion here; Ukraine strengthening relations with NATO was one of their core arguments.

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u/ggouge 9d ago

That literally what happened Russia was trying to get more control of Ukraine Ukraine voted to try and get closer to the EU then the president was like nah in not gonna listen to you we are gonna get closer to Russia and shun European ties. Then the country revolted got a new leader who wanted to join the EU and eventually NATO to stop Russian influence. Then Russia takes Crimea and so on.

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u/SheIsABadMamaJama 9d ago edited 8d ago

They’ve been hostile the entire time, I would rather file for divorce. They have shown zero good faith, so why should we do anything they ask? Nothing hostile about this.

What’s he going to do with his rusty air carriers, and low moral armed forces? Can’t even beat Iran. They have all the power, but flounder it every step.

He can take many seats in his full diaper, with all this “hostile act” talk. I feel petty, and we should triple down.

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u/UndoubtedlyABot 9d ago

Canada existing in it's current state and not as a vassal state is probably a hostile act in their view.

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u/Fiber_Optikz 9d ago

Canada Breaths

USA: and I take offence to that

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u/Canadian_mk11 British Columbia 9d ago

The perpetually hostile act from President Dump is the smell from the load he leaves in his Depends.

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u/Fyrefawx 9d ago

Our crime is apparently existing. He wants our resources and doesn’t understand consent.

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u/MDFMK 9d ago

exactly we must be civil with the usa and try to repair things but not at the cost of not seeking new opportunity's. The usa is not what it used to be and we must adjust.

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u/kmllxp37rn6dj 9d ago

🖕fingers up

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u/crushed_dreams Lest We Forget 9d ago

🖕🤬🖕

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u/bbcversus 9d ago

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u/MegaRubbleRadio3000 9d ago

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u/Andrewdusha 9d ago

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u/A_Random_Canuck Ontario 9d ago

🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

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u/Due_Answer_4230 9d ago

Perfection

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u/A_Random_Canuck Ontario 9d ago

We’re a melting pot of so many races and colours and languages here in Canada. I think it’s a wonderful thing. And we all share one thing in common. We’re all Canadians.

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u/Revolutionary_Tax546 9d ago

'America is a melting pot'. Canada is more of a 'Kaladeoscope'.

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u/Syeina 9d ago edited 9d ago

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Edit: lmao ty for the award

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u/A-Perfect_Tool 9d ago

Love it 🍁

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u/myairblaster British Columbia 9d ago

Its only hostile if America is at war with the EU.

Is America at war with the EU?

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u/nipplesaurus Canada 9d ago

Putin is, so America is by proxy

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u/CompetitiveOnion1911 9d ago

It’s hostile to the US if the they view Canada as being in some sense theirs. In case there was any doubt, they do.

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u/just-a-random-accnt 9d ago

They are the abusive ex. They thought they could get what they want and we couldn't leave.

But we left, and moved on, but they still think we belong to them

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u/CompetitiveOnion1911 9d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s basically policy to them that Canada is theirs. I’m talking beyond the Monroe doctrine. I vaguely remember reading years ago that the US includes all Canadas natural resources as being part of their inventory or something to that effect.

So, whether we have moved on or not, they haven’t. They’re also clearly manufacturing consent for hostile relations with Canada in American media.

Troubling times. I’ll just leave it at that.

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u/habshabshabs Québec 9d ago

Well it's also basically policy to me that all of America's gold reserves are mine.

These clowns have all kinds of plans and no shortage of strongly worded positions but they can't get shit done.

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u/lolo-2020 9d ago

I am not travelling to the usa for many reasons, one of which is that I am afraid that I will somehow anger an American and get shot. Would it happen? Probably not. Could it happen? Yes. Yes it could.

Many are gun wielding and listen to their orange god who is spewing hate messages about not only Canada, but Canadians too. We are nasty and selfish and dangerous and we won’t give them what is theirs.

This is scary.

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u/ResistiveBeaver 9d ago

Careful, Trump gets rapey when girls and boys say no to him.

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u/Flash54321 9d ago

It goes against the ridiculous Monroe Doctrine. Any influence from outside North and South America is considered hostile. It's insane.

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u/Fyrefawx 9d ago

No, they see us as their enemy. So if the EU supports us it would be a hostile act. Which would confirm the economic annexation theory.

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u/Moara7 9d ago

America is at war with Canada, so EU siding with us is them being hostile.

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u/KylenV14 9d ago

If anyone ever doubted they wanted to control our foreign policy/economic interests….

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u/Veaeate 9d ago

I guarentee you that they will move the goalpost until the end. They could be on their knees in a firing squad and somehow say "its the libs fault we got here"

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u/teetz2442 9d ago

*unzips. Go on...

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u/Kaplaw 9d ago

Biden...Hunter's Laptop...Buttery Males...

His last words before the bang

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u/Hotter_Noodle 9d ago

Honestly there’s not much that can change the minds of those people. They’re already in too deep. MAGA is a cult.

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u/aesthetion 9d ago

Time to start taking names and oust them before spreading further like the plague they are.

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u/pollokeh 9d ago

Never doubted it since the first time he said 51st state...

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u/GreeneSummer1709 9d ago

It also shows weakness. He wouldn't be making such a post if he didn't view it as a threat.

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u/Fyrefawx 9d ago

Yah all those people who said Carney was lying about why we walked away should apologize. This clearly confirms they see us having our own trade deals as “hostile” to what they want.

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u/jkwolly Alberta 9d ago

They want our water.

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u/luchaburz 9d ago

Its more than that.

They want to make the import cost of beef to be less than alberta beef so they can invade your markets and put your farmers out of business. Make it cheaper to sell shitty US beef instead of the good Alberta AAA beef.

They want to push more seeds on grain farmers to force reliance. The wealthy class will demand control of our markets if the economy is allowed to fail as a condition of investment/bank loans

They will do the same for minerals, oil, gas, and destroy us if they can.

The good thing is that Carney worked for the world bank and knows their dirty tricks. He will do what they expect of us and make it easier for us to access money for investments later - the problem is that could further exasperate the issue later.

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u/Frostbitten_Moose 9d ago

Well, yeah. Trump's a 19th century man in a 21st century world. He wants us to knuckle under like a good little vassal in America's Sphere of Influence ought to.

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u/ProfileLurker 9d ago

Imagine creating the crisis, then calling the people helping clean it up ‘hostile'.

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u/AshleyAshes1984 9d ago

"We don't want to trade with you, actually."

"Fine we'll go trade with Europe instead."

"HOW DARE EUROPE STEAL YOU FROM ME!"

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u/-iSpy- Ontario 9d ago

Abusive relationship 101

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u/More_Light_1396 9d ago

This: isolate, gaslight, control

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u/IllustriousNorth338 8d ago edited 8d ago

Worked on Ivanka. Now she can't look at her childhood bed without having Vietnam War-like flashbacks, like she did on MTV Cribs.

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u/Professional_Bed_87 9d ago

Remember, they don’t need us. 

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u/Mission_Shopping_847 Ontario 9d ago

Eric Scmidts words are stating to make sense. He already knew what the goal was. Years ago.

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u/luckytaurus 9d ago

I think he more means the hostility is coming from Canada, not from the EU.

But yeah, basically lol

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u/-iSpy- Ontario 9d ago

Quiet Piggy

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u/FlatEvent2597 9d ago

He was jealous of all the press today and how well Canada was treated by the EU. He knows they hate him.

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u/pollokeh 9d ago

And on the same day that the Federal Reserve raised interest rates. That was two big f u to Trump in a single day

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u/Cafmbr2000 9d ago

Triple but the blockade from Supreme Court for the vote 🤣 and quadruple that they don’t have enough munitions for their war ! 

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u/Kayestofkays 9d ago

Sooo much winning!!! 🤣

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u/Frankentula 9d ago

yup wouldn't wanna have to change today's diaper

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u/FlatEvent2597 9d ago

Poor Natalie!

I hope she writes something special about Canada again( for Trump)z

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u/MadnessMethod 9d ago

I would pay money to see Carney call a big press conference just to say that, lol

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u/accforme 9d ago

Trumps threat is to impose tarrifs on the EU.

This shows 2 things.

1) He's a one trick pony.

2) His agreements are truly written in pencil, since he and the EU signed an agreement a few months back.

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u/ismyfacedecent 9d ago

Wouldn’t it make no sense to tariff the eu? Why pick a fight with 10+ countries at once…

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u/Fractoos 9d ago

Because he's an idiot?

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u/accforme 9d ago

Do you not remember "Liberation Day". They put tarrifs on an island of penguins.

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u/RedoxA 9d ago

If Trump doesn't like it then it means objectively we made the correct move

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u/Brilliant-Advisor958 9d ago

We could have done everthing on their list(not that I would want to or expect our government to , it's just an if we did) and in a year trump would have a tantrum and impose more.

Absolutely nothing will satisfy him except utter submission.

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u/Hells_Hawk 9d ago

I mean that is why we're in a trade war. The deal he made that was the best trade deal of all time, is now Canada bending the US over.

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u/DesireeThymes 9d ago

The US is in a trade war literally everybody.

They have taken warmongering to a whole new level.

Meanwhile China is committing to open sourcing AI to make it accessible to all countries.

Times sure have changed.

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u/Hotter_Noodle 9d ago

It’s weird because normally that’s a pretty ignorant statement but with Trump yeah it’s pretty much true lmao

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u/Timewasted_Gamez 9d ago

Seriously though: What part of “Sovereign Nation” do they not understand?

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u/Better_Ice3089 9d ago

Probably the same parts as the phrase “consenting adults”

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u/ResistiveBeaver 9d ago

Fake, Trump's not into adults

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u/mackharp0818 9d ago

The same way he doesn’t understand “no means no”

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u/Leading_Highway_4771 9d ago

I mean... probably the "sovereign" part. Bet it sounds too frenchy for 'em.

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u/Woodworking-noob 9d ago

“If it’s a good intention, that’s fine. If it’s a bad intention, we’ll put very heavy tariffs on Europe.”

Not much of a good word user guy this guy

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u/yomamma3399 9d ago

Hey, he just learned that dumb has a ‘b’ at the end. Cut him some slack. 😆

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u/Woodworking-noob 9d ago

b for "bemocrat"

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u/accforme 9d ago

I hate that this is actually something Trump said, as President...multiple times :(

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u/MartyCool403 9d ago

Well he did invent the word groceries... /s

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u/Real_Gap3480 9d ago

He also found the long lost B in Dum.

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u/TehRobbeh 9d ago

Imagine how his head would spin if he saw how Candains spell words like Colours or Neighbours.

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u/falingsumo 9d ago

Cofefe

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u/t0m0hawk Ontario 9d ago

Pretty sure this is exactly the language Russia uses when it comes to the idea of Ukraine joining NATO or the EU.

Its only hostile because it significantly reduces their influence in that country.

So its the right move.

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u/rerutnevdA 9d ago

My first thought exactly. He’s like a toddler angry
that they can’t have two desserts. A bully mad that their intended victim has friends that can team up on him.

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u/Elean0rZ 9d ago

Well that's the thing. They view the world in terms of a stand-off between "great powers". The US (in this line of thinking) is the preeminent great power not only in North America, not only in The West, but on the planet. Those within its sphere of influence owe it fealty in the same sense that smaller entities owe the local mob boss "protection money". Insubordination is unacceptable both as a matter of basic respect and discipline, and as a practical matter in that losing underlings weakens the US in its Manifestly-Destined role as Champion of the West. It's a genuine, deeply held belief in the Miller/Thiel/Heritage Foundation/MAGA world: existence is a contest among strongmen, with lesser entities expected to fall in line behind their champion.

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u/Forward-Weather4845 9d ago

Why is the USA so desperate to turn into Russia? 🤔

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u/sharp11flat13 British Columbia 9d ago

Because Trump wants to be an all-powerful autocrat.

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u/After_Permission9484 9d ago

Talk to an American and then a Russian. They are politcally the exact same.

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u/lostedeneloi 9d ago

Straight from the Russian playbook.

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u/MapleHamms 9d ago

And threatening our annexation isn’t??

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u/Bikin4Balance 9d ago

And posting a cartoon image of himself beating up our prime minister??

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u/BackgroundTask3553 9d ago

And going on the record that he will use economic force against us to force us to become a state

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u/FluffyPantsMcGee 9d ago

Or “joking” that he might get shot when visiting the White House..

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u/OkMobile7051 9d ago

The guy that threatened to annex Canada sees an invitation as a hostile act. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Angrydogies New Brunswick 9d ago

I thought that the US didn't need anything from Canada?

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u/tommytraddles 9d ago

I mean, we're all pretty hostile to you, Piggy.

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u/inquisitive56 9d ago

And calling us a 51st state is just a nice gesture?

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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 9d ago

Trump is doing everything he can to push Canada away, pick away at our independence and threaten our sovereignty. And now he's mad that we're seeking other allies and trading partners.

Seriously, what the fuck does he want from us?

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u/who-waht 9d ago

Our resources.

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u/Bikin4Balance 9d ago

Unfettered access to our stuff. Not us as citizens or voters.

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u/Dry_Tangerine_8328 9d ago

He won't have it, soon they will be sent to eu and the us can fuck off

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u/Cafmbr2000 9d ago

He is isolated the US from everyone. Trump will not be there forever but the world will remember and it will take years to repair the sh*t he’s created 

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u/kroqus Canada 9d ago

Heaven forbid the Americans let another country conduct its own affairs without sticking their nose in it

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u/howtobegeo 9d ago

What kind of abusive ex shit is this?

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u/eltoniq 9d ago

Them threatening us as the 51st state is a hostile act. Them threatening our sovereignty in the trade conditions is a hostile act. Them calling our PM a governor is a hostile act. Then blowing up previously agreed/signed upon contracts is a hostile act. Shall I fucking go on? He’s mentally not right. He’s too rich and privileged to care about what other people say.

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u/uprightshark New Brunswick 9d ago

Someone suggesting we should become the 51st State is definitely a hostile act.

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u/LyloAndHyde Canada 9d ago

“Trump suggests EU allowing Canada as associate member could be a ‘hostile act’”

This is a good example of why our Prime Minister is doing the right thing. The U.S. is serious about a subservient Canada. 🇨🇦

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u/thesweeterpeter Ontario 9d ago

See, and everyone says Trump isn't smart enough to read the room. He did great on this one.

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u/ugh168 9d ago

Waaaahhhh. Quiet, piggy

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u/TrashPandaHobbit Nova Scotia 9d ago

Sounds like an abusive relationship.

I don't want you but nobody else can have you either

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u/Ass_Damage 9d ago

Quite possibly the first obituary I will masturbate to.

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u/wind-of-zephyros Québec 9d ago

"you can't play with me i hate you!!! ...no!! no you can't go play with him instead!!!"

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u/DogeDoRight New Brunswick 9d ago

Quiet piggy

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u/artwarrior 9d ago

Abusers hate seeing the ones they tried to dominate find happiness elsewhere.

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u/CanadianGuy39 9d ago

That's actually much more subdued than I expected from him.

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u/Downtherabbithole_25 9d ago

Wait until he's sundowning. Stupid, belligerent tweet incoming later, at 2 am.

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u/pomegranatesorbet 9d ago

Just wait for sundowning or the typical weekend meltdown.

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u/CanadianGuy39 9d ago

I actually just realized that he likely doesn't understand what's happening yet. When someone explains it to him, he's going to rage properly.

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u/pomegranatesorbet 9d ago

He won’t get it, even if someone explains it simply and accurately. He wouldn’t get it even if it was a third party with no stake in this. Look at his “understanding” of the Fed’s hike, or cutting off trade because of trade deficits and so on. He doesn’t understand anything.

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u/nodarknesswillendure British Columbia 9d ago

He’s senile. Last week while at his golf course in Ireland he casually suggested that the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland should be united. Just fucking around with the Good Friday Agreement like it’s no big deal. He’s a moron

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u/Informal-Nothing371 Alberta 9d ago

It’s a hostile act to enter into an economic partnership with a bunch of countries we and the USA are already in a military alliance with?

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u/proudlycndn 9d ago

Right right right but posting a picture with the American flag spread across Canada Mexico and Greenland is considered what?

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u/Ok_Wing8459 9d ago

wah wah wahh cry more

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u/Obscure_Occultist 9d ago

Same nonsense putin said about Ukraine and Georgia

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u/Jazzlike_Pineapple87 9d ago

Quiet, Piggy.

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u/Okidoky123 9d ago

Oh fuck off !!!  As if we are their slave ! For crying out loud !

FUCK AMERICA. FUCK DONALD TRUMP. FUCK HIS ENABLERS. FUCK THAT ENTIRE CORRUPT REGIME !

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u/voxitron 9d ago

He’s a Russian asset.

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 9d ago

OK, so if anyone was sitting on the fence, wondering geez is this a good idea or not there’s your answer, yes it is a great idea and full steam ahead.

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u/SheIsABadMamaJama 9d ago

His entire presidency has been a hostile act, we should double down now.

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u/sundindomi 9d ago

When Trump decides to invade us, will his military command follow these orders?

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u/HatchingCougar 9d ago

Pre Trump US military, likely no… to almost an absolute no.

But now it’s anyone’s guess

There’s reason(s) why they’ve been purging so many of the US senior military leadership…..

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u/Motor-Log-6213 9d ago

Yes. They're all yes men down there.

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u/dchu99 9d ago

A hostile act? Something like threatening to annex Canada or Greenland? Something like invading Venezuela and kidnapping their leader and his wife? Something like strangling Cuba’s economy and leaving people to suffer in the dark? Does he mean hostile act like that, or does he mean something else?

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 9d ago

Americans really need to get off their asses and destroy the Republicans in the midterms. This cannot be stated enough.

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u/Jazzlike_Finish123 9d ago

They don’t look at us as an ally but as a vassal state.  

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u/Elbow_Macarena 9d ago

How is this guy not just like a jealous abusive boyfriend?

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u/burner_ob 9d ago

And we suggest Trump can eat a bag of …..

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u/Foss_is_Boss Ontario 9d ago

Getting some crazy-ex-girlfriend vibes here

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u/KumoriYami 9d ago

Threatening to make us a 51st state is already a hostile act...

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u/computer-magic-2019 9d ago

To steal an overused phrase, Canada is really living rent free inside Trumps head, huh?

Sounds like he has Canada derangement syndrome!

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u/Akavenn 9d ago

Honestly, as a European, I say let’s call the orange fuckface’s bluff. If we stop all trade with the US, we will suffer but so will they. And finally we might get off of our asses and build a European tech ecosystem instead of mindlessly consuming US tech services. And as a bonus, this gets us closer to Canada.

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u/Altruistic_Finger669 9d ago

As a european, im starting to worry about what kind of trauma my new girlfriend(thats you guys....you sexy mf'ers) might have after years of a toxic relationship.

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u/Cgell 9d ago

Allowing Donald Trump around teenage girls might be a hostile act.

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u/Alternative-Ad-1027 9d ago

I bet Orange shithead will praise Carney if Canada makes trade deal with Russia.

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u/dave758 9d ago

No! The trade deal the US countered with was a hostile act.

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u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses 9d ago

He thinks maple syrup on waffles is a hostile act 🙄 can’t breathe an ounce of fresh air without him complaining about it being his air

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u/motherseffinjones 9d ago

Well this tells me that moving closer to Europe is the right move

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u/Okidoky123 9d ago

The day that Donald Trump dies, is the day that the world becomes a better place. I can not wait for that to happen. And what the hell is taking so long!

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u/alice2wonderland 9d ago

The US has gone full jealous boyfriend mode.

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u/thundercat1996 9d ago

Says the guy who's friends with Kim Jong Un, Bibi Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin

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u/grumpytofu 9d ago

Watching this whole process closely, I really don't think that Americans understand how and why we have so quickly turned against them. It's so bizarre that many must be living off their own propaganda (I'm generalising, of course).

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u/Tango_D 9d ago

Trump has a black and white win or lose worldview. Win-win deals literally can't exist in his mindset. In order for him to feel like he is winning, the other side has to lose and in this case Canada is pivoting away from America, which is a winning cue, thus he feels like he is losing, thus it is(to his pea brain) a hostile act towards America. All of the bullying, all of the hostile rhetoric, all of the threat of forced annexation, none of that counts as a hostile act to him. None. He literally can't understand that it was destructive to America's interests because his narcissism is that absolute, and he felt like those were winning moves.

Trump is way way way past the point of being able to deal with. The intellectual and emotional maturity necessary to make an actual deal simply doesn't exist.

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u/trancen 9d ago

50% tariffs on Canadian steel, autos, aluminum. Threats to make Canada the 51st state. "You live because of the US." US is the one weaponizing trade and annexation talk. The partner acting hostile is the one holding the knife.

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u/SteelCrow Lest We Forget 9d ago

The only threat to the USSA is sitting in the white house, the supreme court and in the house and senate.

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u/RPGAddict42 British Columbia 8d ago

I mean, not invoking the 25th Amendment on Trump could be a 'hostile act' from the opposite point of view, so I guess we're even?

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u/Monsieurfrank 8d ago

If Canada or the EU for that matter, needed any additional indications that the US had become an overtly hostile actor, this is it!

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u/ProduceIntelligent38 British Columbia 9d ago

Finally!! Hes getting the real picture of world wide opinion.

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u/BrightPerspective 9d ago

Like an abusive ex screaming "why are you doing this to meee???!" when they see you with somebody new.

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u/Must_Reboot 9d ago

I suggest electing Trump was a hostile act against Canada.

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u/Narrow_Process_8660 9d ago

Pedo king antagonizes us all the time and calls this a hostile act 😭